Friday Thread: Your best "Sweating Like a ..." quo

MonkeyMonster
MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,629
edited August 2011 in Commuting chat
Fat man in a sauna on a treadmill... wearing a sweat suit

Blind man in a fish mongers

pray add some more...
Le Cannon [98 Cannondale M400] [FCN: 8]
The Mad Monkey [2013 Hoy 003] [FCN: 4]
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  • UndercoverElephant
    UndercoverElephant Posts: 5,796
    Like a pregnant nun?
    Sun - Rain - Snow
  • pst88
    pst88 Posts: 621
    Sweating like a zoo... and I do mean the smell.

    I have others but they are probably too offensive.
    Bianchi Via Nirone Veloce/Centaur 2010
  • essex-commuter
    essex-commuter Posts: 2,188
    ...like a Weight Watcher in a bakers?
  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    like a MAMIL in a Cervelo showroom
    Dolan Mythos
  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    '...like a Marine in a spelling test'
    Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men
  • dcurzon
    dcurzon Posts: 290
    ' ... like a rapist in the dock'
    B'Twin Sport 1
    FCN 7 =4, +2(non cycling clothes) +1(beard)
  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    dcurzon wrote:
    ' ... like a rapist in the dock'

    current favourite of a Probation Officer friend of mine is '...like a Pedo in a playground'

    he works in the public protection unit in a local prison....in other words, with sex offenders :shock:
    Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men
  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    Sweating like a gerbil in a gay bar.
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  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    Sweating like a dyslexic on Countdown.
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  • Torvid
    Torvid Posts: 449
    Headhuunter wrote:
    Sweating like a gerbil in a gay bar.

    with or without tiny sucba suit?
    Commuter: Forme Vision Red/Black FCN 4
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  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    Torvid wrote:
    Headhuunter wrote:
    Sweating like a gerbil in a gay bar.

    with or without tiny sucba suit?

    Makes no difference, gerbils sweat with sheer fright in gay bars. I know what happens.
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  • jzed
    jzed Posts: 2,926
    MonkeyMonster wrote:
    Fat man in a sauna on a treadmill... wearing a sweat suit

    Blind man in a fish mongers

    pray add some more...

    Blind lesbian in a fish mongers.
  • james-m-h
    james-m-h Posts: 85
    i heard this in cycling weekly but "like alberto contador at a drugs test after a big stake"
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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    james-m-h wrote:
    i heard this in cycling weekly but "like alberto contador at a drugs test after a big stake"

    Snappy. :wink:
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,629
    google has some more...

    a nun at a cucumber stall
    Michael Barrymore at a pool party
    Michael J Fox playing Operation
    Stephen Hawking with the runs
    Josef Fritzl on MTV Cribs

    ps it's steak jamesmh :D unless contador is actually a vampire...
    Le Cannon [98 Cannondale M400] [FCN: 8]
    The Mad Monkey [2013 Hoy 003] [FCN: 4]
  • Paul E
    Paul E Posts: 2,052
    a whore in church
  • asprilla
    asprilla Posts: 8,440
    a priest in a play school.
    Mud - Genesis Vapour CCX
    Race - Fuji Norcom Straight
    Sun - Cervelo R3
    Winter / Commute - Dolan ADX
  • essex-commuter
    essex-commuter Posts: 2,188
    edited August 2011
    ...DDD and the Mrs walking past Mothercare on his way to Evans.
  • Paul E
    Paul E Posts: 2,052
    Asprilla wrote:
    a priest in a play school.

    That reminds me of a video on you tube, it's american but very well observed and funny search for "priest off"
  • Confusedboy
    Confusedboy Posts: 287
    A businessman at an ethics seminar.
  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    Like DDD on Balham Hill
  • Sewinman
    Sewinman Posts: 2,131
    Not quiet on topic but others I like are:

    Rough as a buzzard's crotch

    Wet as an otter's pocket

    Rich as a butcher's t*rd

    Also for when a chap has imbibed a bit too much and suffers from brewers droop:

    T'was like stuffing a marshmallow into a key hole.
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Sewinman wrote:
    Wet as an otter's pocket
    .
    Clown's pocket
    Wizard's sleeve

    ....like a yawning donkey....
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • asprilla
    asprilla Posts: 8,440
    Sewinman wrote:
    Also for when a chap has imbibed a bit too much and suffers from brewers droop:

    T'was like stuffing a marshmallow into a key hole.

    Snooker with a rope.
    Mud - Genesis Vapour CCX
    Race - Fuji Norcom Straight
    Sun - Cervelo R3
    Winter / Commute - Dolan ADX
  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    wetter than a ripped welly
    Dolan Mythos
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    like Ryan Giggs watching his wife setting up a Twitter account..
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Headhuunter wrote:
    Torvid wrote:
    Headhuunter wrote:
    Sweating like a gerbil in a gay bar.

    with or without tiny sucba suit?

    Makes no difference, gerbils sweat with sheer fright in gay bars. I know what happens.

    Armageddon! :lol:
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  • Achamore
    Achamore Posts: 34
    ... glassblowers ar*e.
  • Paul E
    Paul E Posts: 2,052
    tighter than a gnats @rse
    rough as a badgers @rse
    flat as a witches tit
  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    bails87 wrote:
    Sewinman wrote:
    Wet as an otter's pocket
    .
    Clown's pocket
    Wizard's sleeve

    ....like a yawning donkey....

    At it like a fiddler's elbow...
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