What's the funniest car number plate you've seen?

cloggsy
cloggsy Posts: 243
edited September 2011 in Commuting chat
I was out with the missus this morning and I had to chuckle when a Volvo V70 went past with the registration number AK51 UNT...

Very apt I thought (if you miss out the numbers) :lol:

What's the funniest number plate you've seen (and why?)
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  • nicklouse
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  • cloggsy
    cloggsy Posts: 243
    nicklouse wrote:
    BUG GER

    I take it that was a Swedish plate?
  • jclem
    jclem Posts: 33
    Heard a rumour that there is a BL03 JOB knocking about.
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  • cloggsy
    cloggsy Posts: 243
    jclem wrote:
    Heard a rumour that there is a BL03 JOB knocking about.

    You need to have seen it though :wink:
  • greg66_tri_v2.0
    greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
    V10 CYL.

    You might not think that funny were it on a BMW M5, or an Audi S8, or a Lamborghini Gallardo.

    But on a Fiat Punto? Funny haha.
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  • Twisterboy
    Twisterboy Posts: 311
    P1 GGS

    Sure it belonged to a Pig farmer who runs a airfield up in Fife.

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  • jclem
    jclem Posts: 33
    jclem wrote:
    Heard a rumour that there is a BL03 JOB knocking about.

    Apologies; need to read the threads better.

    In which case, my mate's dad (who was an ace time-trialler) had a Fiesta whose reg ended in NOB. Maybe this is why he spent so much time on the bike.
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    another mate had CIAO on his Lancia integral which when up in flames and then went on his VW camper. now they are on his gates :wink:
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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    I saw a B19 SSY on the way home today. I think it was meant to be 'Biggsy' as in Mr Big, Big Daddy etc, but it just looked like big sissy :lol:
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  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 18,879
    Not a funny one. I always think it odd that anyone would want a reg plate with RTA in it.
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  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    Pimlico Plumbers have funny registration plates on their vans.
    e.g.
    W4TER
    DRA1N
    F10ODD
    F1USH

    Full list here.
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  • lawson_m20
    lawson_m20 Posts: 97
    I saw DOG 69 years ago in Chiswick. Always tickled me.
  • lawson_m20
    lawson_m20 Posts: 97
    I saw DOG 69 years ago in Chiswick. Always tickled me.
  • millymoose
    millymoose Posts: 117
    WH 05 HAT - on a drain company van!
  • Ginjafro
    Ginjafro Posts: 572
    There's a woman at work who drives a SEAT with this reg: BJ08 OFU, loosley translated as" Blow Job O F*CK U".
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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    m527 sfh

    always makes me laugh.
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  • Clank
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  • fuelex
    fuelex Posts: 165
    BI9 P00 can't remember exactly whether it was 1 or I but it definitely said big poo :)
  • kurako
    kurako Posts: 1,098
    B 007 SPY on a Smart car. What a waste!
  • cloggsy
    cloggsy Posts: 243
    Kurako wrote:
    B 007 SPY on a Smart car. What a waste!

    :roll: What's wrong with Smart cars?
  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    Kurako wrote:
    B 007 SPY on a Smart car. What a waste!

    ahhhh but a waste is what they want you to think

    by being in the open, people will laugh and not think a spy would drive such a car and yet that car could in fact hold secret weapons including laser guided missiles and could be protecting this country.....

    worryingly I haven't been drinking this evening!
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  • stev68
    stev68 Posts: 109
    Bloke I knew has a merc amg55 with Fu DIY,and up the road is an m3cab with m3 unt on it,love unt plates :D
    Told ya itll hurt!
  • bobs bikes
    bobs bikes Posts: 589
    one of my mates dad's cars is not popular.

    he is an ex rugby player with the nickname eddo...

    his plate.... p3 edo.


    how we laughed when he didnt realise!


    it keeps getting vandalised??
    :lol:
  • Have seen M1LF on a Galaxy in Ipswich. After looking at the driver, I wouldn't.
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  • roundthebend
    roundthebend Posts: 205
    edited July 2011
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    Local dentist has CAV 17Y which is pretty cool.
  • The Rookie
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    A chap I used to work with had P15 ORF, bought it from DVLA who had already refused to release P155 OFF and P155 ORF.......

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  • optimisticbiker
    optimisticbiker Posts: 1,657
    On a "Commercial Abseiling" van this morning "R13 OPE"

    Also saw Pimlico Plumber the other day "11 BND" with a screw head at the bottom of the 11.

    and there's a taxi driver lives near me with "B16 TAX" on his cab.
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  • Oddjob62
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