Parking Idiots. So I take over.......
Nuts4fsr
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They are doing roadworks in Purley, near me, and have half the high Street coned off for no parking.
Doesn't stop some twat moving the cones, and parking where he wants to.
High Street blocks, hole of Purley Cross grinds to a halt.
The bus driver calls the police, but the removal truck cant get there because all the roads are blocked.
Luckily, from where I am parked in the car park, I can get out, and reverse up to the knobber.
And tow the fuck out the way, with the consent of the Police.
POIDH:
Not me in the Pix, I took the pix.
Completely blocked the road. Not even a car could get through the gap.
The owner turned up while still attached to my car and flipped. he was then surrounded by everyone around, and we pointed out the CCTV camera that was watching me move his car.
Man, some people are SOOO inconsiderate! I fucking enjoyed doing this. [:D]
Doesn't stop some twat moving the cones, and parking where he wants to.
High Street blocks, hole of Purley Cross grinds to a halt.
The bus driver calls the police, but the removal truck cant get there because all the roads are blocked.
Luckily, from where I am parked in the car park, I can get out, and reverse up to the knobber.
And tow the fuck out the way, with the consent of the Police.
POIDH:
Not me in the Pix, I took the pix.
Completely blocked the road. Not even a car could get through the gap.
The owner turned up while still attached to my car and flipped. he was then surrounded by everyone around, and we pointed out the CCTV camera that was watching me move his car.
Man, some people are SOOO inconsiderate! I fucking enjoyed doing this. [:D]
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Excellent work!0
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Should have taken the liberty to park it a few miles down the road."Youth's a mask, but it don't last
live it long and live it fast."
My dustcap topic:
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well, BMW does stander for Big Massive W@nker, kinda explains it all0
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dankenney2010 wrote:well, BMW does stander for Big Massive W@nker, kinda explains it all
it certainly used to round these parts.
love you matt!0 -
What's the difference between a hedgehog and a BMW?
A hedgehog has the pricks on the outside.0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:dankenney2010 wrote:well, BMW does stander for Big Massive W@nker, kinda explains it all
it certainly used to round these parts.
love you matt!
I wonder if he got banned from stw too0 -
This situation needs a Monster truck and a pack of park drive0
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A BMW rep mobile was parked across my mates drive completely blocking him and his neighbour in. We knocked on loads of doors but couldnt find anyone to admit to being the owner so with 3 trolley jacks we carefully moved the car about 15 feet. A week later my mate gets a solicitors letter saying we caused £3,000 of damage and if he doesnt pay in 28 days he will end up with a summons.
Luckily his neighbour filmed the move with her camcorder proving we didnt do any damage.Fig rolls: proof that god loves cyclists and that she wants us to do another lap0