Oh for f***s sake V3.0

Fully-sprung
Fully-sprung Posts: 670
edited July 2011 in The Crudcatcher
Yes that's right, it's that time of day again, Cycling News @ 5 Today we have a story called 2 bikes 1 lock.
My bike was parked next to another bike at each side of the rack and someone else locked their bike up with a cable lock and accidentally left the key in it, so some other prick unlocked it and locked it round my bike and the other one, so we had to get the caretaker to bring bolt cutters to get the lock off. On the brighter side though the stupid pillock that left the key in his lock cant do it again.
"Youth's a mask, but it don't last
live it long and live it fast."
My dustcap topic:
http://www.bikeradar.com/mtb/forum/view ... &highlight
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  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    Yes, *air punch* i've been waiting with baited breath for the next installment of the this saga, (or is it a fabel)

    i mean the ups and downs, the twist and turns of the story are just non stop, i might need to sit down if there is a fourth part to this tale.

    i think it might be a fabel though rather than a tale or story. Fabels by all account have a point hidden between the lines, something meaningful, i just cant think what it might be......





    ....oh thats it, if you are a tw@ then bad things happen to you, how to resolve this, stop being a tw@

    my life is now complete since i now understand this valuable lesson in life
  • bennett_346
    bennett_346 Posts: 5,029
    Oh for F***s sake indeed.
  • bennett_346
    bennett_346 Posts: 5,029
    jay12 wrote:
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    You're not allowed to use that language at your age
  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,306
    jay12 wrote:
    50507_113569155342018_7165822_n.jpg
    You're not allowed to use that language at your age
    oh really?
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    tel you what, for a 12 year old jay12 has an amazing grasp of the world, think the term is old beyond his years
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Do you ever get the feeling that Jesus slash kids at school slash some crudders don't like you? If not maybe it's something you want to think about?
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,306
    kaiser83 wrote:
    tel you what, for a 12 year old jay12 has an amazing grasp of the world, think the term is old beyond his years
    *tell
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    jay12 wrote:
    kaiser83 wrote:
    tel you what, for a 12 year old jay12 has an amazing grasp of the world, think the term is old beyond his years
    *tell

    see there we have it, cheers Jay, i need to learn to type to be fair!
  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,306
    kaiser83 wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    kaiser83 wrote:
    tel you what, for a 12 year old jay12 has an amazing grasp of the world, think the term is old beyond his years
    *tell

    see there we have it, cheers Jay, i need to learn to type to be fair!
    :lol:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    jay12 wrote:
    50507_113569155342018_7165822_n.jpg
    How awesome would it have been if that was a real campaign poster!
  • Fully-sprung
    Fully-sprung Posts: 670
    kaiser83 wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    kaiser83 wrote:
    tel you what, for a 12 year old jay12 has an amazing grasp of the world, think the term is old beyond his years
    *tell

    see there we have it, cheers Jay, i need to learn to type to be fair!
    You never say that when I correct spellings though.
    "Youth's a mask, but it don't last
    live it long and live it fast."
    My dustcap topic:
    http://www.bikeradar.com/mtb/forum/view ... &highlight
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    kaiser83 wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    kaiser83 wrote:
    tel you what, for a 12 year old jay12 has an amazing grasp of the world, think the term is old beyond his years
    *tell

    see there we have it, cheers Jay, i need to learn to type to be fair!
    You never say that when I correct spellings though.

    cos to be fair, you're a bit of a moron..jay for a 12 year old is a very funny guy :lol:
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    welshkev wrote:
    kaiser83 wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    kaiser83 wrote:
    tel you what, for a 12 year old jay12 has an amazing grasp of the world, think the term is old beyond his years
    *tell

    see there we have it, cheers Jay, i need to learn to type to be fair!
    You never say that when I correct spellings though.

    cos to be fair, you're a bit of a moron..jay for a 12 year old is a very funny guy :lol:

    a bit too funny for my liking, I'm not certain but, I get this feeling that jay12 is only pretending to be 12 to lull us into a false sense of security, like when I went on that chatroom. I met a girl in there, she was 12, flirty, funny so I asked her if we could meet up, then she told me she was an undercover cop. I thought "how cool is that at her age?"
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,306
    Gazlar wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    kaiser83 wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    kaiser83 wrote:
    tel you what, for a 12 year old jay12 has an amazing grasp of the world, think the term is old beyond his years
    *tell

    see there we have it, cheers Jay, i need to learn to type to be fair!
    You never say that when I correct spellings though.

    cos to be fair, you're a bit of a moron..jay for a 12 year old is a very funny guy :lol:

    a bit too funny for my liking, I'm not certain but, I get this feeling that jay12 is only pretending to be 12 to lull us into a false sense of security, like when I went on that chatroom. I met a girl in there, she was 12, flirty, funny so I asked her if we could meet up, then she told me she was an undercover cop. I thought "how cool is that at her age?"
    seriosuly, just keep quite...
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    You mean seriously, just keep quiet ;)

    don't worry, your secrets safe with me, for a cut of your winnings in those junior downhills old timer :)
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • millymoose
    millymoose Posts: 117
    I'm still trying to work out what a 'fabel' is - is it similar to Aesop's fable?
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Oh, yet another Prima Donna Fully-Sprung schoolboy prank story
    Next time save this type of garbage for your school newspaper where you and your fellow 10 year old schoolmates can have a giggle about it

    Sure The Crudcatcher is a Forum for crap, but not the level of childish b*llshit you bring to it...
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    jay12 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    kaiser83 wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    kaiser83 wrote:
    tel you what, for a 12 year old jay12 has an amazing grasp of the world, think the term is old beyond his years
    *tell

    see there we have it, cheers Jay, i need to learn to type to be fair!
    You never say that when I correct spellings though.

    cos to be fair, you're a bit of a moron..jay for a 12 year old is a very funny guy :lol:

    a bit too funny for my liking, I'm not certain but, I get this feeling that jay12 is only pretending to be 12 to lull us into a false sense of security, like when I went on that chatroom. I met a girl in there, she was 12, flirty, funny so I asked her if we could meet up, then she told me she was an undercover cop. I thought "how cool is that at her age?"
    seriosuly, just keep quite...

    can i correct your spelling now?

    and before anyone says...you haven't got a good spelling correction in you........ :lol:
  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,306
    welshkev wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    kaiser83 wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    kaiser83 wrote:
    tel you what, for a 12 year old jay12 has an amazing grasp of the world, think the term is old beyond his years
    *tell

    see there we have it, cheers Jay, i need to learn to type to be fair!
    You never say that when I correct spellings though.

    cos to be fair, you're a bit of a moron..jay for a 12 year old is a very funny guy :lol:

    a bit too funny for my liking, I'm not certain but, I get this feeling that jay12 is only pretending to be 12 to lull us into a false sense of security, like when I went on that chatroom. I met a girl in there, she was 12, flirty, funny so I asked her if we could meet up, then she told me she was an undercover cop. I thought "how cool is that at her age?"
    seriosuly, just keep quite...

    can i correct your spelling now?

    and before anyone says...you haven't got a good spelling correction in you........ :lol:
    be my guest
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    jay12 wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    kaiser83 wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    kaiser83 wrote:
    tel you what, for a 12 year old jay12 has an amazing grasp of the world, think the term is old beyond his years
    *tell

    see there we have it, cheers Jay, i need to learn to type to be fair!
    You never say that when I correct spellings though.

    cos to be fair, you're a bit of a moron..jay for a 12 year old is a very funny guy :lol:

    a bit too funny for my liking, I'm not certain but, I get this feeling that jay12 is only pretending to be 12 to lull us into a false sense of security, like when I went on that chatroom. I met a girl in there, she was 12, flirty, funny so I asked her if we could meet up, then she told me she was an undercover cop. I thought "how cool is that at her age?"
    seriosuly, just keep quite...

    can i correct your spelling now?

    and before anyone says...you haven't got a good spelling correction in you........ :lol:
    be my guest

    can't be arsed :lol:
  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,306
    welshkev wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    kaiser83 wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    kaiser83 wrote:
    tel you what, for a 12 year old jay12 has an amazing grasp of the world, think the term is old beyond his years
    *tell

    see there we have it, cheers Jay, i need to learn to type to be fair!
    You never say that when I correct spellings though.

    cos to be fair, you're a bit of a moron..jay for a 12 year old is a very funny guy :lol:

    a bit too funny for my liking, I'm not certain but, I get this feeling that jay12 is only pretending to be 12 to lull us into a false sense of security, like when I went on that chatroom. I met a girl in there, she was 12, flirty, funny so I asked her if we could meet up, then she told me she was an undercover cop. I thought "how cool is that at her age?"
    seriosuly, just keep quite...

    can i correct your spelling now?

    and before anyone says...you haven't got a good spelling correction in you........ :lol:
    be my guest

    can't be arsed :lol:
    lazy ba$tard
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    jay12 wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    kaiser83 wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    kaiser83 wrote:
    tel you what, for a 12 year old jay12 has an amazing grasp of the world, think the term is old beyond his years
    *tell

    see there we have it, cheers Jay, i need to learn to type to be fair!
    You never say that when I correct spellings though.

    cos to be fair, you're a bit of a moron..jay for a 12 year old is a very funny guy :lol:

    a bit too funny for my liking, I'm not certain but, I get this feeling that jay12 is only pretending to be 12 to lull us into a false sense of security, like when I went on that chatroom. I met a girl in there, she was 12, flirty, funny so I asked her if we could meet up, then she told me she was an undercover cop. I thought "how cool is that at her age?"
    seriosuly, just keep quite...

    can i correct your spelling now?

    and before anyone says...you haven't got a good spelling correction in you........ :lol:
    be my guest

    can't be arsed :lol:
    lazy ba$tard

    yep, lazy and also a little drunk :lol:
  • Ransaka
    Ransaka Posts: 474
    welshkev wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    kaiser83 wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    kaiser83 wrote:
    tel you what, for a 12 year old jay12 has an amazing grasp of the world, think the term is old beyond his years
    *tell

    see there we have it, cheers Jay, i need to learn to type to be fair!
    You never say that when I correct spellings though.

    cos to be fair, you're a bit of a moron..jay for a 12 year old is a very funny guy :lol:

    a bit too funny for my liking, I'm not certain but, I get this feeling that jay12 is only pretending to be 12 to lull us into a false sense of security, like when I went on that chatroom. I met a girl in there, she was 12, flirty, funny so I asked her if we could meet up, then she told me she was an undercover cop. I thought "how cool is that at her age?"
    seriosuly, just keep quite...

    can i correct your spelling now?

    and before anyone says...you haven't got a good spelling correction in you........ :lol:
    be my guest

    can't be arsed :lol:
    lazy ba$tard

    yep, lazy and also a little drunk :lol:

    A few more quotes and Kasier's original post will become a singularity and eat the interwebz.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Fail, I corrected it for you a page back, I dunno, blooming Welsh all they do is drink and criticize. Thats why I bagged me a Welsh bird :D
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Gazlar wrote:
    Fail, I corrected it for you a page back, I dunno, blooming Welsh all they do is drink and criticize. Thats why I bagged me a Welsh bird :D

    :lol:
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    Ransaka wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    kaiser83 wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    kaiser83 wrote:
    tel you what, for a 12 year old jay12 has an amazing grasp of the world, think the term is old beyond his years
    *tell

    see there we have it, cheers Jay, i need to learn to type to be fair!
    You never say that when I correct spellings though.

    cos to be fair, you're a bit of a moron..jay for a 12 year old is a very funny guy :lol:

    a bit too funny for my liking, I'm not certain but, I get this feeling that jay12 is only pretending to be 12 to lull us into a false sense of security, like when I went on that chatroom. I met a girl in there, she was 12, flirty, funny so I asked her if we could meet up, then she told me she was an undercover cop. I thought "how cool is that at her age?"
    seriosuly, just keep quite...

    can i correct your spelling now?

    and before anyone says...you haven't got a good spelling correction in you........ :lol:
    be my guest

    can't be arsed :lol:
    lazy ba$tard

    yep, lazy and also a little drunk :lol:

    A few more quotes and Kasier's original post will become a singularity and eat the interwebz.

    im going for my own universe on this one, the CERN facility has nothing on me!
  • RevellRider
    RevellRider Posts: 1,794
    kaiser83 wrote:
    Ransaka wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    kaiser83 wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    kaiser83 wrote:
    tel you what, for a 12 year old jay12 has an amazing grasp of the world, think the term is old beyond his years
    *tell

    see there we have it, cheers Jay, i need to learn to type to be fair!
    You never say that when I correct spellings though.

    cos to be fair, you're a bit of a moron..jay for a 12 year old is a very funny guy :lol:

    a bit too funny for my liking, I'm not certain but, I get this feeling that jay12 is only pretending to be 12 to lull us into a false sense of security, like when I went on that chatroom. I met a girl in there, she was 12, flirty, funny so I asked her if we could meet up, then she told me she was an undercover cop. I thought "how cool is that at her age?"
    seriosuly, just keep quite...

    can i correct your spelling now?

    and before anyone says...you haven't got a good spelling correction in you........ :lol:
    be my guest

    can't be arsed :lol:
    lazy ba$tard

    yep, lazy and also a little drunk :lol:

    A few more quotes and Kasier's original post will become a singularity and eat the interwebz.

    im going for my own universe on this one, the CERN facility has nothing on me!

    My money is on a blackhole which will suck this thread in on it's self
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    kaiser83 wrote:
    Ransaka wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    kaiser83 wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    kaiser83 wrote:
    tel you what, for a 12 year old jay12 has an amazing grasp of the world, think the term is old beyond his years
    *tell

    see there we have it, cheers Jay, i need to learn to type to be fair!
    You never say that when I correct spellings though.

    cos to be fair, you're a bit of a moron..jay for a 12 year old is a very funny guy :lol:

    a bit too funny for my liking, I'm not certain but, I get this feeling that jay12 is only pretending to be 12 to lull us into a false sense of security, like when I went on that chatroom. I met a girl in there, she was 12, flirty, funny so I asked her if we could meet up, then she told me she was an undercover cop. I thought "how cool is that at her age?"
    seriosuly, just keep quite...

    can i correct your spelling now?

    and before anyone says...you haven't got a good spelling correction in you........ :lol:
    be my guest

    can't be arsed :lol:
    lazy ba$tard

    yep, lazy and also a little drunk :lol:

    A few more quotes and Kasier's original post will become a singularity and eat the interwebz.

    im going for my own universe on this one, the CERN facility has nothing on me!

    My money is on a blackhole which will suck this thread in on it's self

    my blackhole will eat you in a minute...
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    this is a crap thread
    I like bikes and stuff