Oh for f***s sake V3.0
Fully-sprung
Posts: 670
Yes that's right, it's that time of day again, Cycling News @ 5 Today we have a story called 2 bikes 1 lock.
My bike was parked next to another bike at each side of the rack and someone else locked their bike up with a cable lock and accidentally left the key in it, so some other prick unlocked it and locked it round my bike and the other one, so we had to get the caretaker to bring bolt cutters to get the lock off. On the brighter side though the stupid pillock that left the key in his lock cant do it again.
My bike was parked next to another bike at each side of the rack and someone else locked their bike up with a cable lock and accidentally left the key in it, so some other prick unlocked it and locked it round my bike and the other one, so we had to get the caretaker to bring bolt cutters to get the lock off. On the brighter side though the stupid pillock that left the key in his lock cant do it again.
"Youth's a mask, but it don't last
live it long and live it fast."
My dustcap topic:
http://www.bikeradar.com/mtb/forum/view ... &highlight
live it long and live it fast."
My dustcap topic:
http://www.bikeradar.com/mtb/forum/view ... &highlight
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Yes, *air punch* i've been waiting with baited breath for the next installment of the this saga, (or is it a fabel)
i mean the ups and downs, the twist and turns of the story are just non stop, i might need to sit down if there is a fourth part to this tale.
i think it might be a fabel though rather than a tale or story. Fabels by all account have a point hidden between the lines, something meaningful, i just cant think what it might be......
....oh thats it, if you are a tw@ then bad things happen to you, how to resolve this, stop being a tw@
my life is now complete since i now understand this valuable lesson in life0 -
Oh for F***s sake indeed.0
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jay12 wrote:0
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bennett_346 wrote:jay12 wrote:0
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tel you what, for a 12 year old jay12 has an amazing grasp of the world, think the term is old beyond his years0
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Do you ever get the feeling that Jesus slash kids at school slash some crudders don't like you? If not maybe it's something you want to think about?0
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kaiser83 wrote:tel you what, for a 12 year old jay12 has an amazing grasp of the world, think the term is old beyond his years0
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kaiser83 wrote:0
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kaiser83 wrote:"Youth's a mask, but it don't last
live it long and live it fast."
My dustcap topic:
http://www.bikeradar.com/mtb/forum/view ... &highlight0 -
Fully-sprung wrote:
cos to be fair, you're a bit of a moron..jay for a 12 year old is a very funny guy0 -
welshkev wrote:Fully-sprung wrote:
cos to be fair, you're a bit of a moron..jay for a 12 year old is a very funny guy
a bit too funny for my liking, I'm not certain but, I get this feeling that jay12 is only pretending to be 12 to lull us into a false sense of security, like when I went on that chatroom. I met a girl in there, she was 12, flirty, funny so I asked her if we could meet up, then she told me she was an undercover cop. I thought "how cool is that at her age?"0 -
Gazlar wrote:welshkev wrote:Fully-sprung wrote:
cos to be fair, you're a bit of a moron..jay for a 12 year old is a very funny guy
a bit too funny for my liking, I'm not certain but, I get this feeling that jay12 is only pretending to be 12 to lull us into a false sense of security, like when I went on that chatroom. I met a girl in there, she was 12, flirty, funny so I asked her if we could meet up, then she told me she was an undercover cop. I thought "how cool is that at her age?"0 -
You mean seriously, just keep quiet
don't worry, your secrets safe with me, for a cut of your winnings in those junior downhills old timer0 -
I'm still trying to work out what a 'fabel' is - is it similar to Aesop's fable?0
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Oh, yet another Prima Donna Fully-Sprung schoolboy prank story
Next time save this type of garbage for your school newspaper where you and your fellow 10 year old schoolmates can have a giggle about it
Sure The Crudcatcher is a Forum for crap, but not the level of childish b*llshit you bring to it...0 -
jay12 wrote:Gazlar wrote:welshkev wrote:Fully-sprung wrote:
cos to be fair, you're a bit of a moron..jay for a 12 year old is a very funny guy
a bit too funny for my liking, I'm not certain but, I get this feeling that jay12 is only pretending to be 12 to lull us into a false sense of security, like when I went on that chatroom. I met a girl in there, she was 12, flirty, funny so I asked her if we could meet up, then she told me she was an undercover cop. I thought "how cool is that at her age?"
can i correct your spelling now?
and before anyone says...you haven't got a good spelling correction in you........0 -
welshkev wrote:jay12 wrote:Gazlar wrote:welshkev wrote:Fully-sprung wrote:
cos to be fair, you're a bit of a moron..jay for a 12 year old is a very funny guy
a bit too funny for my liking, I'm not certain but, I get this feeling that jay12 is only pretending to be 12 to lull us into a false sense of security, like when I went on that chatroom. I met a girl in there, she was 12, flirty, funny so I asked her if we could meet up, then she told me she was an undercover cop. I thought "how cool is that at her age?"
can i correct your spelling now?
and before anyone says...you haven't got a good spelling correction in you........0 -
jay12 wrote:welshkev wrote:jay12 wrote:Gazlar wrote:welshkev wrote:Fully-sprung wrote:
cos to be fair, you're a bit of a moron..jay for a 12 year old is a very funny guy
a bit too funny for my liking, I'm not certain but, I get this feeling that jay12 is only pretending to be 12 to lull us into a false sense of security, like when I went on that chatroom. I met a girl in there, she was 12, flirty, funny so I asked her if we could meet up, then she told me she was an undercover cop. I thought "how cool is that at her age?"
can i correct your spelling now?
and before anyone says...you haven't got a good spelling correction in you........
can't be arsed0 -
welshkev wrote:jay12 wrote:welshkev wrote:jay12 wrote:Gazlar wrote:welshkev wrote:Fully-sprung wrote:
cos to be fair, you're a bit of a moron..jay for a 12 year old is a very funny guy
a bit too funny for my liking, I'm not certain but, I get this feeling that jay12 is only pretending to be 12 to lull us into a false sense of security, like when I went on that chatroom. I met a girl in there, she was 12, flirty, funny so I asked her if we could meet up, then she told me she was an undercover cop. I thought "how cool is that at her age?"
can i correct your spelling now?
and before anyone says...you haven't got a good spelling correction in you........
can't be arsed0 -
jay12 wrote:welshkev wrote:jay12 wrote:welshkev wrote:jay12 wrote:Gazlar wrote:welshkev wrote:Fully-sprung wrote:
cos to be fair, you're a bit of a moron..jay for a 12 year old is a very funny guy
a bit too funny for my liking, I'm not certain but, I get this feeling that jay12 is only pretending to be 12 to lull us into a false sense of security, like when I went on that chatroom. I met a girl in there, she was 12, flirty, funny so I asked her if we could meet up, then she told me she was an undercover cop. I thought "how cool is that at her age?"
can i correct your spelling now?
and before anyone says...you haven't got a good spelling correction in you........
can't be arsed
yep, lazy and also a little drunk0 -
welshkev wrote:jay12 wrote:welshkev wrote:jay12 wrote:welshkev wrote:jay12 wrote:Gazlar wrote:welshkev wrote:Fully-sprung wrote:
cos to be fair, you're a bit of a moron..jay for a 12 year old is a very funny guy
a bit too funny for my liking, I'm not certain but, I get this feeling that jay12 is only pretending to be 12 to lull us into a false sense of security, like when I went on that chatroom. I met a girl in there, she was 12, flirty, funny so I asked her if we could meet up, then she told me she was an undercover cop. I thought "how cool is that at her age?"
can i correct your spelling now?
and before anyone says...you haven't got a good spelling correction in you........
can't be arsed
yep, lazy and also a little drunk
A few more quotes and Kasier's original post will become a singularity and eat the interwebz.0 -
Fail, I corrected it for you a page back, I dunno, blooming Welsh all they do is drink and criticize. Thats why I bagged me a Welsh bird0
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Ransaka wrote:welshkev wrote:jay12 wrote:welshkev wrote:jay12 wrote:welshkev wrote:jay12 wrote:Gazlar wrote:welshkev wrote:Fully-sprung wrote:
cos to be fair, you're a bit of a moron..jay for a 12 year old is a very funny guy
a bit too funny for my liking, I'm not certain but, I get this feeling that jay12 is only pretending to be 12 to lull us into a false sense of security, like when I went on that chatroom. I met a girl in there, she was 12, flirty, funny so I asked her if we could meet up, then she told me she was an undercover cop. I thought "how cool is that at her age?"
can i correct your spelling now?
and before anyone says...you haven't got a good spelling correction in you........
can't be arsed
yep, lazy and also a little drunk
A few more quotes and Kasier's original post will become a singularity and eat the interwebz.
im going for my own universe on this one, the CERN facility has nothing on me!0 -
kaiser83 wrote:Ransaka wrote:welshkev wrote:jay12 wrote:welshkev wrote:jay12 wrote:welshkev wrote:jay12 wrote:Gazlar wrote:welshkev wrote:Fully-sprung wrote:
cos to be fair, you're a bit of a moron..jay for a 12 year old is a very funny guy
a bit too funny for my liking, I'm not certain but, I get this feeling that jay12 is only pretending to be 12 to lull us into a false sense of security, like when I went on that chatroom. I met a girl in there, she was 12, flirty, funny so I asked her if we could meet up, then she told me she was an undercover cop. I thought "how cool is that at her age?"
can i correct your spelling now?
and before anyone says...you haven't got a good spelling correction in you........
can't be arsed
yep, lazy and also a little drunk
A few more quotes and Kasier's original post will become a singularity and eat the interwebz.
im going for my own universe on this one, the CERN facility has nothing on me!
My money is on a blackhole which will suck this thread in on it's self0 -
RevellRider wrote:kaiser83 wrote:Ransaka wrote:welshkev wrote:jay12 wrote:welshkev wrote:jay12 wrote:welshkev wrote:jay12 wrote:Gazlar wrote:welshkev wrote:Fully-sprung wrote:
cos to be fair, you're a bit of a moron..jay for a 12 year old is a very funny guy
a bit too funny for my liking, I'm not certain but, I get this feeling that jay12 is only pretending to be 12 to lull us into a false sense of security, like when I went on that chatroom. I met a girl in there, she was 12, flirty, funny so I asked her if we could meet up, then she told me she was an undercover cop. I thought "how cool is that at her age?"
can i correct your spelling now?
and before anyone says...you haven't got a good spelling correction in you........
can't be arsed
yep, lazy and also a little drunk
A few more quotes and Kasier's original post will become a singularity and eat the interwebz.
im going for my own universe on this one, the CERN facility has nothing on me!
My money is on a blackhole which will suck this thread in on it's self
my blackhole will eat you in a minute...0 -
this is a crap threadI like bikes and stuff0