How not to descend a slope
Ryan Jones
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Here I am showing all you lucky people how NOT to descend a slope on a day out up Coed Y Brenin 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIPB9jPVdFE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIPB9jPVdFE
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Well, you made it out of the car park!0
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Goodness gracious me, that looked painful. Are you sure you are ok?
You should probably go and get yourself checked out by a first aider if you bumped your head, just to be on the safe side.0 -
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sheepsteeth wrote:that is the shitest video i have ever seen.
You haven't got a shitest video in you.
Love n hugs
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sheepsteeth wrote:that is the shitest video i have ever seen.
Judging by the fact the woman at the halfway house came out to take a picture of me, I would say I'm the shittiest rider she's ever seen too :oops:0 -
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That's karma for your lousy singing. Real men go brmmm brmmm.I don't do smileys.
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cooldad wrote:That's karma for your lousy singing. Real men go brmmm brmmm.
And go "booooommmm" everytime they get air, as if there's a massive exposion behind them.0 -
I used to shout yeehaa (Dukes of Hazard fan) but now that makes me think of Mcgee and I crash.Angry Bird wrote:cooldad wrote:That's karma for your lousy singing. Real men go brmmm brmmm.
And go "booooommmm" everytime they get air, as if there's a massive exposion behind them.I don't do smileys.
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cooldad wrote:
I used to shout yeehaa (Dukes of Hazard fan) but now that makes me think of Mcgee and I crash.Angry Bird wrote:cooldad wrote:That's karma for your lousy singing. Real men go brmmm brmmm.
And go "booooommmm" everytime they get air, as if there's a massive exposion behind them.
Nice, but for me it simply has to be an explosion, if the landing is particularly awesome then of course you then have to do the sounds of the bullets ripping into the ground around you as you zoom away.0 -
I was hoping you were going to crash into the sign, but you missed it :evil:0
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With riding and singing like that, I have to wonder how the hell you manages to make it round the rest of the Beast.0
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This is why I've stopped filming rides, it always seems so much more dramatic at the time. I had an off at Penmachno, front wheel stuck in mud I hurdled the bars and kept running, thought great, bar mounted camera will catch me jogging on, nope, just a clip of camera to the ground, film a leaf.
It can be useful, a friend had an off on the mynd on a greasy grassy descent, his facebook status was "had a 40mph crash on the biketoday, lost control on a hill and landed 150ft plus from the bike". this statement got him a lot of sympathy from female friends. He had less sympathy when Gps data showed we were doing 18 mph and the vid showed he landed 3 feet tops from the bike. Also on that vid was a clip if me bailing into a bush to help him when alerted by another friend running back up the track (it was too slippery to brake) Some unnamed bacon heathen on this forum thought what was running at me was not my balding Ginger buddy, but a horse !!!0 -
Gps data can be pretty inaccurate, but 40 &18mph? Haha! 0
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yeehaamcgee wrote:With riding and singing like that, I have to wonder how the hell you manages to make it round the rest of the Beast.
With a lot of skill and perseverance as evidenced
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yeehaamcgee wrote:Gps data can be pretty inaccurate, but 40 &18mph? Haha!
40 was his guess lol but the biggest was the 150ft he thought he landed from the bike to the 3ft it was. The way he described it people were expecting a high speed crash with a Senna like destructive consequence, not a man slipping off the edge of a trail, falling a foot, rolling once and landing next to his bike. Ok not nice to happen but just looks pathetic on video.0 -
Too many sex noises.You only need two tools: WD40 and Duck Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the tape.0 -
i hope your mate said boom when you hit the floor!
jokes
hope your alright dude!0 -
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Ryan do you do the heavy breathing sound effects for porn films?one by one my penguins will steal your sanity0
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pingu lord of all penguin wrote:Ryan do you do the heavy breathing sound effects for porn films?
Oi, you've let the cat out the bag with that there I hope my mom doesn't read this 0 -
Fully-sprung wrote:Du du du du du du du du du du du du
or
bumperty,bumperty, bumperty bumperty,bumperty,bumperty. Bump. Bump, Bump!I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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Or hufferty pufferty, Hufferty .....oh you know how it ends I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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Looks more like you're walking than riding!
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