my wife is leaving me
sheepsteeth
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she says she has had enough of my obsession with the monkees. i thought she was joking at first!!
then i saw her face.
then i saw her face.
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Now I'm a believer
in this threadI'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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Not a trace of doubt in my mind
She will leave you.0 -
Oh,no, no no! Oh no, no no!Neil
Help I'm Being Oppressed0 -
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I'm in love
with my wifeI'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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I always wondered what those PM's you sent me were about.... something about a homecoming queen?0
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You have a wife ??? your a daydream believer0
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All you need to do is get her to sign the piece of paper that allows you to keep the house and all your money, and you'll never be as sad again. Good luck in court though. Have you got the party organised yet?"Youth's a mask, but it don't last
live it long and live it fast."
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sheepsteeth wrote:my wife.
I'd like a go on her etc etc0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:she says she has had enough of my obsession with the monkees. i thought she was joking at first!!
then i saw her face.
You listen to Radio 2 as well.............0 -
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*AL* wrote:sheepsteeth wrote:she says she has had enough of my obsession with the monkees. i thought she was joking at first!!
then i saw her face.
You listen to Radio 2 as well.............
is that where it came from, mymate sent it to me as a joke earlier,0 -
sheepsteeth " my wife is leaving me"
On a jet plane, don't know when she'll be back again?I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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Fully-sprung wrote:All you need to do is get her to sign the piece of paper that allows you to keep the house and all your money, and you'll never be as sad again. Good luck in court though. Have you got the party organised yet?
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RevellRider wrote:Fully-sprung wrote:All you need to do is get her to sign the piece of paper that allows you to keep the house and all your money, and you'll never be as sad again. Good luck in court though. Have you got the party organised yet?
Welcome to the Crud Catcher
Oh we know this one he's been here before - Just don't mention dustcaps :twisted:I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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Forget the ditch, put her in Davy Jones's locker."There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0
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Richie63 wrote:Oh we know this one he's been here before - Just don't mention dustcaps :twisted:0
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Wow, this joke flew right over the heads of a few of you huh?0
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Thanks Hucking Fell, I updated my sig now.
And what joke?"Youth's a mask, but it don't last
live it long and live it fast."
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yeehaamcgee wrote:Wow, this joke flew right over the heads of a few of you huh?
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yeehaamcgee wrote:Wow, this joke flew right over the heads of a few of you huh?
To be fair, Sheeps didn't know it was a joke either."There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0 -
For Pete's sake, you just have to take a giant step and forget that girl... she's probably already shacked up with some randy scouse git thinking "Do I have to do this all over again?"Vitus Sentier VR+ (2018) GT Grade AL 105 (2016)
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