Great euphamisms
SimonAH
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........in the loosest linguistic sense!
My favourites stumbled across recently are;
"Out of his depth in a car park puddle"
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"Marble retention issues"
Got any goodies?
My favourites stumbled across recently are;
"Out of his depth in a car park puddle"
and
"Marble retention issues"
Got any goodies?
FCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
Litespeed L3 for Strava bits
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
Litespeed L3 for Strava bits
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
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As useful as Anne Frank's drum-kit.0
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she could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe
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she could suck the chrome of a trailer hitch0 -
swears like a docker with tourettes"Bed is for sleepy people.
Let's get a kebab and go to a disco."
FCN = 3 - 5
Colnago World Cup 20 -
"Like a hungry child wearing oven gloves trying to get beetroot out of a jar."0
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Most of these are similes, not euphemisms.0
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Has a mind like a Welsh railway.0
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"she has a great personality"
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"it's not you, it's me" when being used to dump someone0 -
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Terminalogical inexactitude0
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Her "...not without a condom..."
Him "It's OK I can get off at Edge Hill""Consider the grebe..."0 -
Confused as a blind lesbian in a fish shop!
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Proper euphamisms:
Jazz Mag
Friend of Dorothy
Between contracts
Military intervention
Feeling unwell.0 -
essex-commuter wrote:Confused as a blind lesbian in a fish shop!
Awesome, Added to my list of great lines.
My all time favourite is "as desirable as bum cancer"
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He was all over you like a cheap suitFCN = 40
