Lets put this to bed

joshtp
joshtp Posts: 3,966
edited May 2011 in The Crudcatcher
It would appear that some fool turned up on FB (which I don't even use) and pretended to be me, posting gay porn (not really my type of thing, if I'm honest) all over the shop.

Is this true, how and why did it happen, and where can I find him, so as to castrate him with a rusty bread knife?


Thankyou.



To repeat, I am NOT ON FACEBOOK, and never have been. It WAS NOT me.
I like bikes and stuff
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    anyone believe him? :wink::lol:
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    so if you are not on FB how do you know about it?
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    hmmm i'm not sure........... :wink:

    take him to the woods and make hime talk! :evil:


    if he says it wasnt him as he isnt on the thing then theres not much to do other than believe him!

    this maybe the problem with having the CC group on FB publically known, its been acccessed by some turd burgular who thinks its funny to pretend to be someone else!
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    nicklouse wrote:
    so if you are not on FB how do you know about it?

    that's a good point, if it wasn't you how do you know it was gay porn? :?
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    the Facebook thread dumb dumb. And it genuinely wasn't me, I really am not on FB. Never have been. Dont want to be. Not really into social networks, as I tend to prefer real friends over internet ones.
    I like bikes and stuff
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    ah see i only read the first and last pages of that thread :lol:
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    as I say, I'm not on FB, I cant see it... can ya take a screen shot and post it up?! It could be one of my mates....
    I like bikes and stuff
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    joshtp wrote:
    Not really into social networks, as I tend to prefer real friends over internet ones.

    So why are you so desperate for a forum of people you don't know to know that it wasn't you on facebook?
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    Andy wrote:
    joshtp wrote:
    Not really into social networks, as I tend to prefer real friends over internet ones.

    So why are you so desperate for a forum of people you don't know to know that it wasn't you on facebook?

    BOOM - there it is
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    I have a reputation to keep up. You are not my friends, but you are my peers.


    Imagine if it turned out Sheeps was actually a respectable man, or that El Cap didnt like bacons, their reputations would be in taters.

    Similarly I need to keep my rep up.


    Gettit?
    I like bikes and stuff
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    joshtp wrote:
    I have a reputation to keep up. You are not my friends, but you are my peers.


    Imagine if it turned out Sheeps was actually a respectable man, or that El Cap didnt like bacons, their reputations would be in taters.

    Similarly I need to keep my rep up.


    Gettit?

    nope.....apart from the people i actually know/ have met in real life from here i couldn't give a feck if they liked me or not*

    *with a few exceptions of people i think might be nice peeps :lol:
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    welshkev wrote:
    joshtp wrote:
    I have a reputation to keep up. You are not my friends, but you are my peers.


    Imagine if it turned out Sheeps was actually a respectable man, or that El Cap didnt like bacons, their reputations would be in taters.

    Similarly I need to keep my rep up.


    Gettit?

    nope.....apart from the people i actually know/ have met in real life from here i couldn't give a feck if they liked me or not

    ^^^^This, I like being universally disliked, and I like that I dislike Welshkev, mainly for being Welsh and called Kev ;)
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    joshtp wrote:
    I have a reputation to keep up.

    Similarly I need to keep my rep up.


    Gettit?

    then you should have a presence on FB/Twitter/Linked in etc.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Gazlar wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    joshtp wrote:
    I have a reputation to keep up. You are not my friends, but you are my peers.


    Imagine if it turned out Sheeps was actually a respectable man, or that El Cap didnt like bacons, their reputations would be in taters.

    Similarly I need to keep my rep up.


    Gettit?

    nope.....apart from the people i actually know/ have met in real life from here i couldn't give a feck if they liked me or not

    ^^^^This, I like being universally disliked, and I like that I dislike Welshkev, mainly for being Welsh and called Kev ;)

    damn it, the last guy who didn't like me used those reasons aswell..i might change my name and move to another country :lol:

    from now on i'm going to be known as spanishpablo :lol:
  • DaveHudson
    DaveHudson Posts: 290
    Rumour has it, Wiggle did it just simply out of spite. :wink:
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    DaveHudson wrote:
    Rumour has it, Wiggle did it just simply out of spite. :wink:
    :?


    why?


    Oh, I like to be hated... but that doesnt mean I dont have a rep to keep up. Gadaffi, for example has to keep up his rep of an insane dictator, if he turned out to be nice, and enjoyed making cakes for old people, it just wouldnt be the same.


    And I do have twitter, but mostly just for stalking and then arguing with top MTB pro's.... arguing with Will Longden and S.Peat about flat pedals was fun... :D I dont very often use it though.
    I like bikes and stuff
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    It was actually a smear campaign, I sold the rights to "I can't beleive it's notNutlube" to Duncan Bannatyne, he's just trying to discredit you now, as lets face it, who want's to by a special organic lube of of a gay porn viewer.

    But I can't tell you this as there is a superinjunction out on that info :D:D
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    I cant believe it's not nutlube is a trade mark owned by NutLube Inc. If you use it, I WILL castrate your balls with a rusty bread knife.



    :wink:
    I like bikes and stuff
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Only in Wales, I solde the trading name for Sierra Leone, Netherlands, Venezuala and the solomon Islands. What bigger mountain biking countries can you think of than those, wh?
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    Damn it, you've cornered me!





    :lol:
    I like bikes and stuff
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    Josh likes being cornered by men. He also likes gay porn.
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    the Chuck Norris thread FAO Andy.


    Your clearly relishing the opportunity to turn the gay jokes away from yourself....












    :lol:
    I like bikes and stuff
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    You're the one posting gay porn...
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    joshtp wrote:
    the Chuck Norris thread FAO Andy.


    Your clearly relishing the opportunity to turn the gay jokes away from yourself....
    :lol:

    yes relishing........Its not this relish you pair like is it?

    gentleman-s-relish-patum-peperium-42g-826-p.jpg

    Now you pair BITCHFIGHT!!!!!!!!!
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    :lol:
    I like bikes and stuff
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Do you know Jack Husher?
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    Gazlar wrote:
    joshtp wrote:
    the Chuck Norris thread FAO Andy.


    Your clearly relishing the opportunity to turn the gay jokes away from yourself....
    :lol:

    yes relishing........Its not this relish you pair like is it?

    gentleman-s-relish-patum-peperium-42g-826-p.jpg

    Now you pair BITCHFIGHT!!!!!!!!!

    that is not delicious on hot toast at all, i have eaten some
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    edited May 2011
    Do you prefer it on cake?
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp