How many times have you seen this?

too slow to go

Tonight i was cycling along a country lane and hadn`t seen a car for half an hour then i pass 2 parked up at the side of the road with male and female on one car.

It might have been totally innocent but i very much doubt it

mattward1979

Mmmm... Dogging fun for all the family =P

Not seen this yet, but have my halogen front light ready to go when I do =D

gareth1234

micken

What were they doing on the one car?

too slow to go

I don't know, took me ~5 secs topass them. They were in the front seat with the seats in a relaxed position for diving

mattward1979

gareth1234 wrote:

Just... totally what this guy said =P

slowlanejane

been there, done that! :twisted:

redvee

Another 'finder' of two drivers in one car. Always needed to stop to check a noise with my bike when I did.

cornerblock

too slow to go wrote:

I don't know, took me ~5 secs topass them. They were in the front seat with the seats in a relaxed position for diving

Diving you say. Mmm, case closed m'lud.

black20vt

Muff said.










Sorry

Buckled_Rims

Seen this quite a few times. Got nowt to do with me, I just concentrate on my training run. I must be getting old and sad

cornerblock

Buckled_Rims wrote:

Seen this quite a few times. Got nowt to do with me, I just concentrate on my training run. I must be getting old and sad

Where's your training run? Exactly!

Buckled_Rims

Cornerblock wrote:

Buckled_Rims wrote:

Seen this quite a few times. Got nowt to do with me, I just concentrate on my training run. I must be getting old and sad

Where's your training run? Exactly!

Between the dogging sections of a few well know places on Tyneside. They seem to be always on quite sections of roads that only cyclists and doggers use :shock:

The best one was near Penshaw monument many years ago. I was doing my cyclocross training and threw the bike over a gate only to be confronted by a couple tangled up together inside a nice car. I looked inside, then my watch and thought " I was 27 seconds faster last week, get a move on lad!".

Sad.

Zachariah

You've clearly stumbled on a rural car-pool scheme. You'll see more of this as petrol gets more expensive.

christurbo

Easy, 1st car = someone who has parked up and has left to walk the dog. 2nd car = a couple who have just came back from a walk.

ademort

Worked on a backshift and finished at 3am. There are two ways to get home, one is along the maiin road complete with cycle path and lighting all the way and the other way is over the farmers roads, pitch Black and a no no if you have poor lighting. I had a Macshine 900 lumens so I chose the latter.I approached a Car with windows steamed up and because the car was parked the way it was i could not get past it. So heres me with full beam pointing into the vehicle and i can see a Male and Female quickly dressing themselves, absolutely hilarious. The Car driver set off but was still dressing herself as She set off. I hardly slept that night, could not stop laughing. i got the registration number of the Car but unfortunately never saw it again.
Ademort

P_Tucker

Buckled_Rims wrote:

The best one was near Penshaw monument many years ago. I was doing my cyclocross training and threw the bike over a gate only to be confronted by a couple tangled up together inside a nice car. I looked inside, then my watch and thought " I was 27 seconds faster last week, get a move on lad!".

Sad.

unixnerd

20+ years ago some of my mates stayed in a halls of residence whose car park was used by ladies of the night. If they were a bit drunk one of the favourite games was to get a flash gun and let it off, then time how long it took the cars to leave the car park......

Thebigbee

and??


WTF - a man and a woman in a car - breaking news!!

so ridiculous I just had to post.

Good to know that some cylists are that bothered about what adults are getting up to in their cars.

If you had seen someone getting gang banged or at least rogered, OK. But 2 people sitting in a car?

Strange.

Thebigbee

Buckled_Rims wrote:

Seen this quite a few times. Got nowt to do with me, I just concentrate on my training run. I must be getting old and sad

No, you're just normal.

I can't understand why someone would feel the need to post such irrelevant shi5e on the internet.

Then again, why am I responding and fuelling the fire?!

Thebigbee

Buckled_Rims wrote:

Seen this quite a few times. Got nowt to do with me, I just concentrate on my training run. I must be getting old and sad

No, you're just normal.

I can't understand why someone would feel the need to post such irrelevant shi5e on the internet.

Then again, why am I responding and fuelling the fire?!

too slow to go

Thebigbee wrote:

and??


WTF - a man and a woman in a car - breaking news!!



so ridiculous I just had to post.

Good to know that some cylists are that bothered about what adults are getting up to in their cars.

If you had seen someone getting gang banged or at least rogered, OK. But 2 people sitting in a car?

Strange.

I wasn't bothered at all, just noticed in the passing. Not as if i stopped to have a good ol stare, to sum the scene up in one word "affair" any car on this stretch or road is out of place, i have passed this road over 25 times and never seen a car parked or moving.
I dare say if i passed 5 mins after i would have seen the latter.

The topic was how many times you have passed people who are up to no good while out on the road.

I am sorry for brining the forum down.

Peddle Up!

Ha! Ha! Usually come across men and women "loitering" in quiet lanes when I'm out for a ride.

It used to be me.

yenrod

I once seen some young lady testing the comfortability of the front seat; only to have a some bloke below her, cant see how she thought that wouldve been more comfy ????

I also seen a lady mouthing off to a gentlemen, on another occasion, though I dont think she was 'talking' to him unless he had ears in his crotch!