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and the next person for the ditch is....

bluechair84bluechair84 Posts: 4,352
edited March 2011 in The Crudcatcher
Rebecca Black

Clearly, there is only room in the boot for her, and is the black rapper her boyfriend?
I'm not sure if msuic has sunk to new lows

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  • bluechair84bluechair84 Posts: 4,352
    ah pants. I just read the title of another, slightly related thread. Possibly beaten to it :roll:
  • montevideoguymontevideoguy Posts: 2,272
    I thought you were going to mention that lassie they found yesterday in a ditch
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  • bluechair84bluechair84 Posts: 4,352
    yeah :oops:

    There is also a 'brock dub' which I haven't heard yet.
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,692
    You do realise, don't you, that her parents paid 2 grand for her to record a song, and make a video, to act as a demo, or publicity vehichle for her.
    And..... what exactly has happened?
  • bluechair84bluechair84 Posts: 4,352
    she's the most embarrased child to have ever been promoted by her parents?

    point taken yes
  • NorthwindNorthwind Posts: 15,475
    Kickin’ in the front seat
    Sittin’ in the back seat
    Gotta make my mind up
    Which seat can I take?
    Sheepsteeth's locked me in the boot
    Yeah yeah oooo
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  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,692
    she's the most embarrased child to have ever been promoted by her parents?

    point taken yes
    No, the point is that whilst everyone's going "haha, what a complete sheepscunt", they're actually fulfilling her only goal of being famous!
  • montevideoguymontevideoguy Posts: 2,272
    she's the most embarrased child to have ever been promoted by her parents?

    point taken yes
    No, the point is that whilst everyone's going "haha, what a complete sheepscunt", they're actually fulfilling her only goal of being famous!

    And helping her earn $46,000,000 theoretical dollars.

    She just looks like one of those spoilt brats you get on My Super Sweet 16...

    "... Okay Rebecca, for your birthday we're getting you your own pop career and your friends can be in it. We also got you a merc"

    "BUT I WANT A LEXUS!!!!"
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  • bluechair84bluechair84 Posts: 4,352
    God yes I got that.

    But her fame is based around her incredible inabilities. Her parents have made her a laughing stock. She's the butt of a few jokes going around work lately.
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,692
    I'm almost certain she'll be appearing on a few TV shows n the not too distant future though. Iv the amount of melodyning going on in that song is anything to go by, she sure as hell can't sing.

    But, most studios will do something similar, usually for a similar cost. We don't get many in because there's not enough massively egotistical people with deep pockets round here.
    We did get one rather sad booking though. A guy had booked for his girlfriend to come in, on her birthday as a surprise, since she loved singing. He was going to propose to her then as well, apparently.
    Then we got a phone call a few weeks later, to cancel it since they'd split up. Poor sod. :(
  • montevideoguymontevideoguy Posts: 2,272
    What you don't realise is though, is that in their own little deluded world they won't see the criticism and just think "She has made it!" and the lassie herself will probably delude herself into thinking everyone is wrong and jealous.
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  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,692
    What you don't realise is though, is that in their own little deluded world they won't see the criticism and just think "She has made it!" and the lassie herself will probably delude herself into thinking everyone is wrong and jealous.
    You're probably bang on the money there.
    She's on a drug, it's called Rbecca Black :lol:
  • sheepsteethsheepsteeth Posts: 17,418 Webster
    Northwind wrote:
    Kickin’ in the front seat
    Sittin’ in the back seat
    Gotta make my mind up
    Which seat can I take?
    Sheepsteeth's locked me in the boot
    Yeah yeah oooo

    thats a good start, the chorus should go soemthing like

    "ooh, yeah, chamone,
    roses are red, oh baby!
    violets are blue 'ere me now!
    ive got a knife get in the van."

    the bits in bold are the actual lyrics, the rest is me adding some flava.
  • montevideoguymontevideoguy Posts: 2,272
    I wonder if the "rapper" dude knew what he was getting into?

    As for the full thing, usually there has to be some element of rhyme? Or maybe this is free form singing?


    "Driving in my car,
    With my rubbish mates.
    I am so bloody awesome
    people like me."
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  • ceecee Posts: 4,553
    I'm almost certain she'll be appearing on a few TV shows n the not too distant future though. Iv the amount of melodyning going on in that song is anything to go by, she sure as hell can't sing.

    But, most studios will do something similar, usually for a similar cost. We don't get many in because there's not enough massively egotistical people with deep pockets round here.
    We did get one rather sad booking though. A guy had booked for his girlfriend to come in, on her birthday as a surprise, since she loved singing. He was going to propose to her then as well, apparently.
    Then we got a phone call a few weeks later, to cancel it since they'd split up. Poor sod. :(

    agreed. she will get a couple of low quality tv appearances, which will more than pay for the vanity production company her parents created.

    I bought one of these 'make a record' gift vouchers at a local studio for my sister. Her and a load of mates went down, drank a load of wine, recorded a few tracks and had a great time. 'Course...they didn't put the footage on youtube!
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  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,692
    The Independant claimed she was making roughly £1,500 a week from Youtube plays (no, I don't understand how either).
  • montevideoguymontevideoguy Posts: 2,272
    The Independant claimed she was making roughly £1,500 a week from Youtube plays (no, I don't understand how either).


    Theoretical dollars!!

    South park explained it
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  • jon87ukjon87uk Posts: 158
    Death metal Friday

    Much better in my mind. I do have odd taste though.
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  • NorthwindNorthwind Posts: 15,475
    Ah you legend, that is fantastic.
    Uncompromising extremist
  • toby_winklertoby_winkler Posts: 1,298
    jon87uk wrote:
    Death metal Friday

    Much better in my mind. I do have odd taste though.

    Epic Winning.
  • leafliteleaflite Posts: 1,651
    Have you seen the ratings on the origional vid?
    97,701 likes, 816,488 dislikes!
  • sheepsteethsheepsteeth Posts: 17,418 Webster
    have you seen how fast the comments come in on the original, its mega.

    the death metal version is super duper.
  • bluechair84bluechair84 Posts: 4,352
    have you seen how fast the comments come in on the original, its mega.

    the death metal version is super duper.

    finally got round to seeing the link -

    epic understatement :)
  • toby_winklertoby_winkler Posts: 1,298
    have you seen how fast the comments come in on the original, its mega.

    I cant even keep track or attempt to read any of the comments as they come in!

    Lots of comments saying R.I.P, so she must be in a ditch by now...
  • bennett_346bennett_346 Posts: 5,092
    she sounds like janice from friends, fits the bill perfectly.
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,692
    jon87uk wrote:
    Death metal Friday

    Much better in my mind. I do have odd taste though.
    Oh hell yes, three thumbs up from inbred Wales :lol:
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