A new way to disguise your handwriting

Northwind
Northwind Posts: 14,675
edited March 2011 in The Crudcatcher
I thought this might be of use to some of you, as that whole cutting letters out of newspapers thing is a bit onerous and can severely impact the efficiency of your kidnapping and murdering side projects... Get a powerball! Just been playing with mine, then went to write out an address on an envelope and it's like someone else is driving my hands. Very effective!

This forum has been of great use to me in advice for kidnapping and murdering so I thought it would be nice to pay some of that back. It could of course also be used for more general purposes like threatening notes wrapped round bricks, candid and honest letters to your boss to air key issues, and candid and open graffiti on your boss's car too.
Uncompromising extremist

Comments

  • upinsmoke
    upinsmoke Posts: 278
    Alternatively, put the pen down and have an interesting one off the wrist.
  • Northwind
    Northwind Posts: 14,675
    Well yes, obviously, that first.
    Uncompromising extremist
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    i find its easier to dictate your ransom message to the person you have kidnapped and get them to write it, just dont wake the mistake of sending them into town to pick up your dry cleaning and a latte from starbucks for you
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • wordnumb
    wordnumb Posts: 847
    I send all my ransom notes online. With iRansom's stylish encryption options and smooth rounded corners I find it saves time and allows me to easily link paypal accounts and send precise maps showing where I want the helicopter - leaving me more time to relax with my family and plot to overthrow oil-rich African nations.
  • redvee
    redvee Posts: 11,922
    Doesn't sitting on your right hand first work or is that something else :oops:
    I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    Gazlar wrote:
    i find its easier to dictate your ransom message to the person you have kidnapped and get them to write it

    This, I've always thought of myself as being too lazy to write it myself and disguise my writing, if you get the victim to write it then their family instantly recognise their handwriting and get more upset, making them more likely to cave into your demands.

    Sadly last time I tried to do this it was slightly flawed by the fact my brother's teddy couldnt actually write...
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Angry Bird wrote:

    Sadly last time I tried to do this it was slightly flawed by the fact my brother's teddy couldnt actually write...

    ahhh brummie teddy was it?
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    Gazlar wrote:
    Angry Bird wrote:

    Sadly last time I tried to do this it was slightly flawed by the fact my brother's teddy couldnt actually write...

    ahhh brummie teddy was it?

    I think it may have come from Rhyl originally...
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Sheepsteeth's mum is from Rhyl