Guten Morgans

Kaise
Kaise Posts: 2,498
edited March 2011 in The Crudcatcher
Guten Morgan!

Tuesday, worst day of the week, and thats a fact,

hope everyones commute was better than mine, stupid f***ing van drivers! thats the first time i have ever got off my bike with rage, i think the van driver was expecting a weedie guy on a bike - no no, 17st punches your side window you think again! c**t!

makes my blood boil! :evil: :evil: :evil:
:)Ragley Blue Pig
:twisted: Spesh Demo 8 II
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,185
    sounds like you have had a great start to the day!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,185
    day of meh followed by a night of studying :cry:
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    I'll raise your stoopid van driver with last nights wide boy vitara driver.

    For some reason he seemed to think that sitting 2 foot from my bumper, flashing his lights and waving his arms around like a c&*k would make me do more than 30mph in a 30mph limit. How wrong, all it did was make me slow down making him even angrier. Funniest thing was that the wheels on the white chave mobile were so wide he had to go even slower round corners.

    Anyway today is Tuesday which means a day of work and hopefully a stealth visit to a model shop for the three paint colours mixed up on yesterdays delivery.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    Dydd Gwŷl Dewi Sant hapus !

    Rode into work for the first time in almost a month, it's good to be back on the bike. Foot's still not 100%, but not causing me enough grief to prevent me riding any more.

    I feel the need for a celebratory latte and bacon baguette.

    Going to be busy at work today, but all for the greater good of cycling. :D
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Morning F*ksticks
    today i will mainly be feeling like death!
    Dear BBC, Why o Why O WHY!
    Do i feel like poo every time there's a race coming up?

    Yours
    Ian

    apart from that i think i'm back on level playing ground at work after catching up on everything this morning, and the shark tank in my office has had a good clean and fixed the pump again. he still doesnt say much though?
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Morning specials

    Today i'm building a deck and a porch canopy out of wood and testosterone, oh and a computer programme to save me doing trigonometry to work out angles.

    I may also build some planters too if I have time.

    Other than that, I have no time to do anything else.

    Had an awesome limb yesterday, and got filmed for promotional purposes for the adjoining Wolverhampton College (which ironically I got kicked out of years ago) It was quite funny, the director asked me to bounce out of shot at the bottom as I can back down, but my mate who was belaying me got the rope caught under a weight bag so as I bounced, he didnt let out enough rope so I ended up swinging out and as I came back towards the wall, wiping out the cameraman :D
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    Gazlar wrote:
    Had an awesome limb yesterday, and got filmed for promotional purposes for the adjoining Wolverhampton College

    I know government cuts are harsh but I didn't realise colleges had started to make porno.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • .blitz
    .blitz Posts: 6,197
    Wah gwarn mi bredrin!

    The swimming pool of rain on the neighbour's flat-roofed garage has almost gone so technically the Chase should be fairly dry this evening. Batteries are on charge etc but tbh I am getting tired of rain, cold, lights and thermals. Been there, done that want some Spring-like conditions now :?
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    spongtastic wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Had an awesome limb yesterday, and got filmed for promotional purposes for the adjoining Wolverhampton College

    I know government cuts are harsh but I didn't realise colleges had started to make porno.

    that should say climb, obviously, but the statement I have an awesome limb is also true, It used to belong to Heather Mills, until the accident
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Good Morning, I have a day off and it's sunny!

    But have a essay to finish and portfolio to make and C.V to update. :?
    Kitty's World
  • RevellRider
    RevellRider Posts: 1,794
    Morning! (just)

    I also have a day off and have already been for a spin on the road bike. The question is do I go and do gate practice at the local bmx track on my 4x bike or not?

    Anyways, before that I'm off for a haircut
    Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Epsilon.
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    The office is quiet. I have an empty desk... lunchtime soon...
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my fucking mood!
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    im back off to work now, have to teach people all they need to know about rockets and mortars.
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,318
    Just washed the truck... twice. Cleaned all the insides of the windows from kids drawings, Given it a coat of deep shine wax and rainex'd all the outside glass.

    Letting it dry off now then back out to polish it all up. Then vac it out etc.
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    homers double wrote:
    Just washed the truck... twice. Cleaned all the insides of the windows from kids drawings, Given it a coat of deep shine wax and rainex'd all the outside glass.

    Letting it dry off now then back out to polish it all up. Then vac it out etc.

    I thought you were an advocate of exploiting Polish imigrants to do this sort of work for you?
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  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,318
    Normally yes, but the last two times I've found bits that they've missed.

    Besides which the phones are dead and I've nowt to do so might as well stand in the sun.

    And thay dont do proper waxing unless you leave it there.
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    homers double wrote:
    Besides which the phones are dead and I've nowt to do so might as well stand in the sun.

    And thay dont do proper waxing unless you leave it there.
    Something doesnt add up??? your in wales and yet you clearly wrote that you were standing in the sun??? :shock:

    And what kind of waxing would you like? Back sack and crack?
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    sheepsteeth has got the number for waxing from what i hear! :lol:
    And what kind of waxing would you like? Back sack and crack?
    :)Ragley Blue Pig
    :twisted: Spesh Demo 8 II
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    homers double wrote:
    Besides which the phones are dead and I've nowt to do so might as well stand in the sun.

    And thay dont do proper waxing unless you leave it there.
    Something doesnt add up??? your in wales and yet you clearly wrote that you were standing in the sun??? :shock:

    And what kind of waxing would you like? Back sack and crack?

    I'm in Wales, HD's somewhere "up north", which again is a bit surprising that the sun's out...
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Day off for me today, because the studio takes St David's day as a bank holiday :D
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Afternoon crudders!

    Today it looks like it may snow here where I am on the outskirts of Surrey
    I am off home tonight to spend a night in my own bed as I have an appointment close to home tomorrow.. resultus maximus
    So, eating my 3 for £2 Tesco special lunch (Chicken Ceasar sandwich, Coca~Cola and KitKat) and counting the hours unitl I can hop in the car and get my @ss to 127.0.0.
    The Bouncer
    The Shaker
  • mak3m
    mak3m Posts: 1,394
    ahhhhh 15mile muddy ride to start the day,

    gave me an extra skip in my step into work, held off a full 10 mins longer than normal before the crushing weight of mundane tasks and the looming government cuts

    to make it worse i have havehave to go to TGI Fridays tonight for Mrs Maks "friends" birthday

    FML today started so well
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,318
    El Capitano wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    homers double wrote:
    Besides which the phones are dead and I've nowt to do so might as well stand in the sun.

    And thay dont do proper waxing unless you leave it there.
    Something doesnt add up??? your in wales and yet you clearly wrote that you were standing in the sun??? :shock:

    And what kind of waxing would you like? Back sack and crack?

    I'm in Wales, HD's somewhere "up north", which again is a bit surprising that the sun's out...

    The fruits of my mornings labour:-

    shinytruck.jpg
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    homers double wrote:
    El Capitano wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    homers double wrote:
    Besides which the phones are dead and I've nowt to do so might as well stand in the sun.

    And thay dont do proper waxing unless you leave it there.
    Something doesnt add up??? your in wales and yet you clearly wrote that you were standing in the sun??? :shock:

    And what kind of waxing would you like? Back sack and crack?

    I'm in Wales, HD's somewhere "up north", which again is a bit surprising that the sun's out...

    The fruits of my mornings labour:-

    shinytruck.jpg

    Still a Nissan. :wink:
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    and you missed a bit.
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    and you missed a bit.

    I like leaving them in ditches. Bit like whores, but they have angry builders inside who don't understand the laws of Physics.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,318
    When I erect my erections they stay up.

    You and your puny little ring had better apreciate a good erection when it comes your way.
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    You leave my ring alone, I'm refering to a strange breed found locally to my home called Clactonus Thickus Sheetus, not builders in general. I've got a Welsh one behind me who's always going on about his erections and tunnels.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    Nice truck. Surprised it wasn't another L200?
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  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,318
    More comfort in this to be honest, it was a toss-up but the L200 has more of a van feel to the interior.

    And this one has more valvz.
    Advocate of disc brakes.

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