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Unpleasant hair thread number two

SimonAHSimonAH Posts: 3,730
edited February 2011 in Commuting chat
Ingrown.

Yup. Little follicular b'stards growing back into your butt right on the sit points.

Hurts.

Requires mirror-on-a-stick, tweezers and gumption. (Or a broadminded-partner, tweezers and squealing - my choice).

On the basis that I'm a man please don't suggest chamois cream.

This has only occured three times in around 4K miles but REALLY not my favourite thing!
FCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
Litespeed L3 for Strava bits

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

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  • NGaleNGale Posts: 1,866
    SimonAH wrote:
    Ingrown.

    Yup. Little follicular b'stards growing back into your butt right on the sit points.

    Hurts.

    Requires mirror-on-a-stick, tweezers and gumption. (Or a broadminded-partner, tweezers and squealing - my choice).

    On the basis that I'm a man please don't suggest chamois cream.

    This has only occured three times in around 4K miles but REALLY not my favourite thing!

    I have always found men with hairy backsides slightly worrying :lol:
    Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men
  • cjcpcjcp Posts: 13,345
    :shock: :lol:

    Sudocrem?
    FCN 2-4.

    "What happens when the hammer goes down, kids?"
    "It stays down, Daddy."
    "Exactly."
  • SimonAHSimonAH Posts: 3,730
    For the record officer my backside is pert and lovely. In terms of hairiness I would urge you to garner a mental image of Tom Cruise's posterior, or perhaps Jason Statham
    FCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
    CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
    Litespeed L3 for Strava bits

    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
  • SimonAH wrote:
    Ingrown.

    Yup. Little follicular b'stards growing back into your butt right on the sit points.

    Hurts.

    Requires mirror-on-a-stick, tweezers and gumption. (Or a broadminded-partner, tweezers and squealing - my choice).

    On the basis that I'm a man please don't suggest chamois cream.

    This has only occured three times in around 4K miles but REALLY not my favourite thing!

    Yeah I haven't had the courage to ask my other half yet, I may point her in the direction of this thread.
  • NGaleNGale Posts: 1,866
    SimonAH wrote:
    For the record officer my backside is pert and lovely. In terms of hairiness I would urge you to garner a mental image of Tom Cruise's posterior, or perhaps Jason Statham

    No, neither of those images work for me. :lol:
    Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men
  • SimonAHSimonAH Posts: 3,730
    Horton?
    FCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
    CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
    Litespeed L3 for Strava bits

    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
  • PIcs or it didn't happen :shock:
  • SimonAHSimonAH Posts: 3,730
    PIcs or it didn't happen :shock:

    Now, that is just weird..........

    (Swapsies?)
    FCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
    CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
    Litespeed L3 for Strava bits

    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
  • SimonAH wrote:
    PIcs or it didn't happen :shock:

    Now, that is just weird..........

    (Swapsies?)

    :D
  • CafewandaCafewanda Posts: 2,788
    :lol::lol::lol:
  • EKE_38BPMEKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    SimonAH wrote:
    ... a broadminded-partner, tweezers and squealing...

    The other kind of bike porn.
    FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
    FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
    FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees

    I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!
  • Rich158Rich158 Posts: 2,348
    Never suffered from that particular affliction. However to relate things back to thread number 1 I have noticed some hair loss in the general area, perhaps chamois cream isn't such a bad idea after all




    What............................. too much information :shock: ...........................oh come on what did you expect :wink:
    pain is temporary, the glory of beating your mates to the top of the hill lasts forever.....................

    Revised FCN - 2
  • gtvlussogtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    censored - I should not have read this thread.....now have coffee all over my keyboard and feel slightly queezy :shock:

    **Bear in mind that my little daughter turned into pukezilla last night.
  • mudcow007mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    ive been likened to a warewolf before now, ingrowing hairs are a weekly occurence to me

    but i do think its particular minging when you dig a hair out an its a big long curly one
    :shock:
    Keeping it classy since '83
  • That'll teach you to shave in that region. Nature intended it be hairy for a reason!
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