An important mission on behalf of male cyclefolk

Neil Holland

Mattsaw wrote:

I'm in a similar position.

What? Trying to impregnate Pastryboy's wife?

I'd keep quiet about that if I were you... :shock:

pastryboy

She told me tonight I'm not allowed to tell anyone we're trying for a baby. People on the internet aren't real so this doesn't count.

We already have a child so I know what I'm in for and I'm also the wrong side of 30. Such factors add weight to the conclusions that will be drawn from my arduous task.

Just ordered some earplugs off ebay for the neighbours coz I'm gonna bang her like a screen door in a hurricane and make her sweat like a paedophile on a bouncy castle... as soon as I get rid of these sniffles that is.

Neil Holland

pastryboy wrote:

She told me tonight I'm not allowed to tell anyone we're trying for a baby. People on the internet aren't real so this doesn't count.

We already have a child so I know what I'm in for and I'm also the wrong side of 30. Such factors add weight to the conclusions that will be drawn from my arduous task.

Just ordered some earplugs off ebay for the neighbours coz I'm gonna bang her like a screen door in a hurricane and make her sweat like a paedophile on a bouncy castle... as soon as I get rid of these sniffles that is.

Good man. Romance dead? Do me a favour love.

CdrJake

There must be something in the air with women at the moment. I have one who's become broody all of a sudden. :shock:

Jay dubbleU

Spring ?

Mine are grown and flown - I seem to remember putting my life on hold for about 20 years

CdrJake

Jay dubbleU wrote:

Spring ?

Mine are grown and flown - I seem to remember putting my life on hold for about 20 years

At my age I doubt I have 20 years left

Jay dubbleU

CdrJake wrote:

Jay dubbleU wrote:

Spring ?

Mine are grown and flown - I seem to remember putting my life on hold for about 20 years

At my age I doubt I have 20 years left

Ever the optimist

CdrJake

Jay dubbleU wrote:

CdrJake wrote:

Jay dubbleU wrote:

Spring ?

Mine are grown and flown - I seem to remember putting my life on hold for about 20 years

At my age I doubt I have 20 years left

Ever the optimist

After a few birthday drinks yesterday, it could be said I am feeling my age today. :shock:

Cafewanda

Sunday morning treat

Bassjunkieuk

Cafewanda wrote:

Sunday morning treat

Are you bragging again CW ;-) I could swear I already added my little bit to this thread but that post appears to be MIA.

I've been cycle commuting on/off since meeting the (now) wife. The first few years where nothing major, 5 miles a day tops when I started at a local PC retailer but I have since moved to "proper" cycle commuting into town and have been at that for about 4 years now.

There are 6 mini-BJUK's so I don't think it effects your little soldiers that much :-) Not much to say after that that gtvlusso hasn't already mentioned so well.

antlaff

Bassjunkieuk wrote:

There are 6 mini-BJUK's so I don't think it effects your little soldiers that much :-) Not much to say after that that gtvlusso hasn't already mentioned so well.

I have got 8 mini me's - I wish it affected the troops and I wouldnt have to get the containers squashed!!

Down the Road

Remind her that Jens Voight has just had baby no 6.

He does a lot more than 150 per week.

CiB

Down the Road wrote:

Remind her that Jens Voight has just had baby no 6.

He does a lot more than 150 per week.

Wot? Midnight Cowboy has 6 kids? Well I never...

If you have the plumbing snipped you can do a million miles a week and not worry about Sammy Sperm being MIA. It's a bit one-way though, best not to until you're quite sure. :idea:

gtvlusso

pastryboy wrote:

She told me tonight I'm not allowed to tell anyone we're trying for a baby. People on the internet aren't real so this doesn't count.

We already have a child so I know what I'm in for and I'm also the wrong side of 30. Such factors add weight to the conclusions that will be drawn from my arduous task.

Just ordered some earplugs off ebay for the neighbours coz I'm gonna bang her like a screen door in a hurricane and make her sweat like a paedophile on a bouncy castle... as soon as I get rid of these sniffles that is.

to quote Richard Keys: Smash it......

Zachariah

And they say chivalry is dead.

Dog Breath

antlaff wrote:

Bassjunkieuk wrote:

There are 6 mini-BJUK's so I don't think it effects your little soldiers that much :-) Not much to say after that that gtvlusso hasn't already mentioned so well.

I have got 8 mini me's - I wish it affected the troops and I wouldnt have to get the containers squashed!!

My God. Have you never heard of contraception :?: :shock:

EKE_38BPM

Obviously not. Fair play to firing out 8 nippers and riding.

antlaff

Dog Breath wrote:

antlaff wrote:

Bassjunkieuk wrote:

There are 6 mini-BJUK's so I don't think it effects your little soldiers that much :-) Not much to say after that that gtvlusso hasn't already mentioned so well.

I have got 8 mini me's - I wish it affected the troops and I wouldnt have to get the containers squashed!!

My God. Have you never heard of contraception :?: :shock:

the last one was conceived while using a certain rubber product!!! worst thing was the wife was due to get sorted 2 days later!! and before you ask I had offered to do the deed after the 4th but she wanted more.

And yes i work full time in a good job, to support them all before anybody asks

PS willing to sell some - if the price is right as have to fund purchase of an enigma extensor in March

EKE_38BPM

I'll be willing to offer £2.50.

£3.00 if potty trained.

antlaff

EKE_38BPM wrote:

I'll be willing to offer £2.50.

£3.00 if potty trained.

Agreed have pm'd bank details

CdrJake

antlaff wrote:

Dog Breath wrote:

antlaff wrote:

Bassjunkieuk wrote:

There are 6 mini-BJUK's so I don't think it effects your little soldiers that much :-) Not much to say after that that gtvlusso hasn't already mentioned so well.

I have got 8 mini me's - I wish it affected the troops and I wouldnt have to get the containers squashed!!

My God. Have you never heard of contraception :?: :shock:

the last one was conceived while using a certain rubber product!!! worst thing was the wife was due to get sorted 2 days later!! and before you ask I had offered to do the deed after the 4th but she wanted more.

And yes i work full time in a good job, to support them all before anybody asks

PS willing to sell some - if the price is right as have to fund purchase of an enigma extensor in March

On the basis of you already having 8 children, I feel you have already taken my allocation and therefore Nic is out of luck

Cafewanda

CW sits comfortably, drink and popcorn in hand, ready to watch CdrJake and Nic have 'the talk' 8)

Jay dubbleU

CdrJake wrote:

antlaff wrote:

Dog Breath wrote:

antlaff wrote:

Bassjunkieuk wrote:

There are 6 mini-BJUK's so I don't think it effects your little soldiers that much :-) Not much to say after that that gtvlusso hasn't already mentioned so well.

I have got 8 mini me's - I wish it affected the troops and I wouldnt have to get the containers squashed!!

My God. Have you never heard of contraception :?: :shock:

the last one was conceived while using a certain rubber product!!! worst thing was the wife was due to get sorted 2 days later!! and before you ask I had offered to do the deed after the 4th but she wanted more.

And yes i work full time in a good job, to support them all before anybody asks

PS willing to sell some - if the price is right as have to fund purchase of an enigma extensor in March

On the basis of you already having 8 children, I feel you have already taken my allocation and therefore Nic is out of luck

Good luck - you do have a tin hat, body armour etc ?

Kieran_Burns

antlaff wrote:

the last one was conceived while using a certain rubber product!!! worst thing was the wife was due to get sorted 2 days later!! and before you ask I had offered to do the deed after the 4th but she wanted more.

gimp mask?

gbsahne001

Mattsaw wrote:

I'm in a similar position.

I'm kind of hoping that I'm semi-infertile just to prolong the wifes shopping trips to naughty websites

I also had that thought but she was pregnant at the first attempt to conceive :?

mattsaw

Mattsaw wrote:

I'm in a similar position.

I'm kind of hoping that I'm semi-infertile just to prolong the wifes shopping trips to naughty websites

Okay, that didn't work. I got a call this morning to let me know that she's pregnant. Working back the dates it's the first time we tried. Where's the fun in that

We conceived our first while she was on the pill and weren't even trying.

Damn my super-sperm.....

DonDaddyD

SecretSam wrote:

Sketchley wrote:

pastryboy wrote:

Would a justgiving page be too much?

Depends can we see a photo of your wife?

Before and after...but probably not during... :shock:

I wanna se during so I can cheer and give moral support!

CdrJake

Jay dubbleU wrote:

CdrJake wrote:

antlaff wrote:

Dog Breath wrote:

antlaff wrote:

Bassjunkieuk wrote:

There are 6 mini-BJUK's so I don't think it effects your little soldiers that much :-) Not much to say after that that gtvlusso hasn't already mentioned so well.

I have got 8 mini me's - I wish it affected the troops and I wouldnt have to get the containers squashed!!

My God. Have you never heard of contraception :?: :shock:

the last one was conceived while using a certain rubber product!!! worst thing was the wife was due to get sorted 2 days later!! and before you ask I had offered to do the deed after the 4th but she wanted more.

And yes i work full time in a good job, to support them all before anybody asks

PS willing to sell some - if the price is right as have to fund purchase of an enigma extensor in March

On the basis of you already having 8 children, I feel you have already taken my allocation and therefore Nic is out of luck

Good luck - you do have a tin hat, body armour etc ?

At the moment I am surrounded, I also have my mother and grandmother asking when there I will bring them grandchildren/great grandchildren.

Sorry but a man cannot perform under this pressure :shock:

DonDaddyD

Few things I've noticed about cycling and sex.

I'm sure the increased cardiovascular fitness increases the length (you're superior heart can pump more blood into it). That or I haven't stopped growing....

It makes you fitter so "to smash" is more a graphic certainty than mere boy's talk.

The increased fitness makes you virile and potent but you spend all that extra energy cycling so when it comes to the deed, armed with your blood boosted kit, you're just a heap of submissive mess... so no "to smash" Except on Sundays, which of course is weekend ride day and you can't miss that. :P

SimonAH

Whilst I am tiptoeing around the house and hiding behind furniture as MrsAH is playing the female version of Cato with rapist impulses.

It aint safe I tells ya, and the fingernail gouges in my parquet floors will take forever to sand out.