An important mission on behalf of male cyclefolk
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Mattsaw wrote:I'm in a similar position.
What? Trying to impregnate Pastryboy's wife?
I'd keep quiet about that if I were you... :shock:0 -
She told me tonight I'm not allowed to tell anyone we're trying for a baby. People on the internet aren't real so this doesn't count.
We already have a child so I know what I'm in for and I'm also the wrong side of 30. Such factors add weight to the conclusions that will be drawn from my arduous task.
Just ordered some earplugs off ebay for the neighbours coz I'm gonna bang her like a screen door in a hurricane and make her sweat like a paedophile on a bouncy castle... as soon as I get rid of these sniffles that is.0 -
pastryboy wrote:She told me tonight I'm not allowed to tell anyone we're trying for a baby. People on the internet aren't real so this doesn't count.
We already have a child so I know what I'm in for and I'm also the wrong side of 30. Such factors add weight to the conclusions that will be drawn from my arduous task.
Just ordered some earplugs off ebay for the neighbours coz I'm gonna bang her like a screen door in a hurricane and make her sweat like a paedophile on a bouncy castle... as soon as I get rid of these sniffles that is.
Good man. Romance dead? Do me a favour love.0 -
There must be something in the air with women at the moment. I have one who's become broody all of a sudden. :shock:twitter: @JakeM19690
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Spring ?
Mine are grown and flown - I seem to remember putting my life on hold for about 20 years0 -
Jay dubbleU wrote:Spring ?
Mine are grown and flown - I seem to remember putting my life on hold for about 20 years
At my age I doubt I have 20 years lefttwitter: @JakeM19690 -
CdrJake wrote:Jay dubbleU wrote:Spring ?
Mine are grown and flown - I seem to remember putting my life on hold for about 20 years
At my age I doubt I have 20 years left
Ever the optimist0 -
Jay dubbleU wrote:CdrJake wrote:Jay dubbleU wrote:Spring ?
Mine are grown and flown - I seem to remember putting my life on hold for about 20 years
At my age I doubt I have 20 years left
Ever the optimist
After a few birthday drinks yesterday, it could be said I am feeling my age today. :shock:twitter: @JakeM19690 -
Sunday morning treat0 -
Cafewanda wrote:
Sunday morning treat
Are you bragging again CW ;-) I could swear I already added my little bit to this thread but that post appears to be MIA.
I've been cycle commuting on/off since meeting the (now) wife. The first few years where nothing major, 5 miles a day tops when I started at a local PC retailer but I have since moved to "proper" cycle commuting into town and have been at that for about 4 years now.
There are 6 mini-BJUK's so I don't think it effects your little soldiers that much :-) Not much to say after that that gtvlusso hasn't already mentioned so well.0 -
Bassjunkieuk wrote:
There are 6 mini-BJUK's so I don't think it effects your little soldiers that much :-) Not much to say after that that gtvlusso hasn't already mentioned so well.
I have got 8 mini me's - I wish it affected the troops and I wouldnt have to get the containers squashed!!0 -
Remind her that Jens Voight has just had baby no 6.
He does a lot more than 150 per week.Racing is life - everything else is just waiting0 -
Down the Road wrote:Remind her that Jens Voight has just had baby no 6.
He does a lot more than 150 per week.
If you have the plumbing snipped you can do a million miles a week and not worry about Sammy Sperm being MIA. It's a bit one-way though, best not to until you're quite sure. :idea:0 -
pastryboy wrote:She told me tonight I'm not allowed to tell anyone we're trying for a baby. People on the internet aren't real so this doesn't count.
We already have a child so I know what I'm in for and I'm also the wrong side of 30. Such factors add weight to the conclusions that will be drawn from my arduous task.
Just ordered some earplugs off ebay for the neighbours coz I'm gonna bang her like a screen door in a hurricane and make her sweat like a paedophile on a bouncy castle... as soon as I get rid of these sniffles that is.
to quote Richard Keys: Smash it......0 -
And they say chivalry is dead.0
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antlaff wrote:Bassjunkieuk wrote:
There are 6 mini-BJUK's so I don't think it effects your little soldiers that much :-) Not much to say after that that gtvlusso hasn't already mentioned so well.
I have got 8 mini me's - I wish it affected the troops and I wouldnt have to get the containers squashed!!
My God. Have you never heard of contraception :?: :shock:Planet-X SL Pro Carbon.
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Obviously not. Fair play to firing out 8 nippers and riding.FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees
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Dog Breath wrote:antlaff wrote:Bassjunkieuk wrote:
There are 6 mini-BJUK's so I don't think it effects your little soldiers that much :-) Not much to say after that that gtvlusso hasn't already mentioned so well.
I have got 8 mini me's - I wish it affected the troops and I wouldnt have to get the containers squashed!!
My God. Have you never heard of contraception :?: :shock:
the last one was conceived while using a certain rubber product!!! worst thing was the wife was due to get sorted 2 days later!! and before you ask I had offered to do the deed after the 4th but she wanted more.
And yes i work full time in a good job, to support them all before anybody asks
PS willing to sell some - if the price is right as have to fund purchase of an enigma extensor in March0 -
I'll be willing to offer £2.50.
£3.00 if potty trained.FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees
I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!0 -
antlaff wrote:Dog Breath wrote:antlaff wrote:Bassjunkieuk wrote:
There are 6 mini-BJUK's so I don't think it effects your little soldiers that much :-) Not much to say after that that gtvlusso hasn't already mentioned so well.
I have got 8 mini me's - I wish it affected the troops and I wouldnt have to get the containers squashed!!
My God. Have you never heard of contraception :?: :shock:
the last one was conceived while using a certain rubber product!!! worst thing was the wife was due to get sorted 2 days later!! and before you ask I had offered to do the deed after the 4th but she wanted more.
And yes i work full time in a good job, to support them all before anybody asks
PS willing to sell some - if the price is right as have to fund purchase of an enigma extensor in March
On the basis of you already having 8 children, I feel you have already taken my allocation and therefore Nic is out of lucktwitter: @JakeM19690 -
CW sits comfortably, drink and popcorn in hand, ready to watch CdrJake and Nic have 'the talk' 8)0
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CdrJake wrote:antlaff wrote:Dog Breath wrote:antlaff wrote:Bassjunkieuk wrote:
There are 6 mini-BJUK's so I don't think it effects your little soldiers that much :-) Not much to say after that that gtvlusso hasn't already mentioned so well.
I have got 8 mini me's - I wish it affected the troops and I wouldnt have to get the containers squashed!!
My God. Have you never heard of contraception :?: :shock:
the last one was conceived while using a certain rubber product!!! worst thing was the wife was due to get sorted 2 days later!! and before you ask I had offered to do the deed after the 4th but she wanted more.
And yes i work full time in a good job, to support them all before anybody asks
PS willing to sell some - if the price is right as have to fund purchase of an enigma extensor in March
On the basis of you already having 8 children, I feel you have already taken my allocation and therefore Nic is out of luck
Good luck - you do have a tin hat, body armour etc ?0 -
antlaff wrote:the last one was conceived while using a certain rubber product!!! worst thing was the wife was due to get sorted 2 days later!! and before you ask I had offered to do the deed after the 4th but she wanted more.
gimp mask?Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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2012 Felt F65X
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Mattsaw wrote:I'm in a similar position.
I'm kind of hoping that I'm semi-infertile just to prolong the wifes shopping trips to naughty websites
I also had that thought but she was pregnant at the first attempt to conceive :?0 -
Mattsaw wrote:I'm in a similar position.
I'm kind of hoping that I'm semi-infertile just to prolong the wifes shopping trips to naughty websites
Okay, that didn't work. I got a call this morning to let me know that she's pregnant. Working back the dates it's the first time we tried. Where's the fun in that
We conceived our first while she was on the pill and weren't even trying.
Damn my super-sperm.....Bianchi C2C - Ritte Bosberg - Cervelo R3
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Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Jay dubbleU wrote:CdrJake wrote:antlaff wrote:Dog Breath wrote:antlaff wrote:Bassjunkieuk wrote:
There are 6 mini-BJUK's so I don't think it effects your little soldiers that much :-) Not much to say after that that gtvlusso hasn't already mentioned so well.
I have got 8 mini me's - I wish it affected the troops and I wouldnt have to get the containers squashed!!
My God. Have you never heard of contraception :?: :shock:
the last one was conceived while using a certain rubber product!!! worst thing was the wife was due to get sorted 2 days later!! and before you ask I had offered to do the deed after the 4th but she wanted more.
And yes i work full time in a good job, to support them all before anybody asks
PS willing to sell some - if the price is right as have to fund purchase of an enigma extensor in March
On the basis of you already having 8 children, I feel you have already taken my allocation and therefore Nic is out of luck
Good luck - you do have a tin hat, body armour etc ?
At the moment I am surrounded, I also have my mother and grandmother asking when there I will bring them grandchildren/great grandchildren.
Sorry but a man cannot perform under this pressure :shock:twitter: @JakeM19690 -
Few things I've noticed about cycling and sex.
I'm sure the increased cardiovascular fitness increases the length (you're superior heart can pump more blood into it). That or I haven't stopped growing....
It makes you fitter so "to smash" is more a graphic certainty than mere boy's talk.
The increased fitness makes you virile and potent but you spend all that extra energy cycling so when it comes to the deed, armed with your blood boosted kit, you're just a heap of submissive mess... so no "to smash" Except on Sundays, which of course is weekend ride day and you can't miss that. :PFood Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Whilst I am tiptoeing around the house and hiding behind furniture as MrsAH is playing the female version of Cato with rapist impulses.
It aint safe I tells ya, and the fingernail gouges in my parquet floors will take forever to sand out.FCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
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Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.0