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were in the wrong hobby

VWsurfbumVWsurfbum Posts: 7,959
edited September 2010 in The Crudcatcher
I just been out with the dog, went passed the pub. It seems that this Soccer thing pays dividends through the winter,
* Beer - Check
* Warmth - check
* Dry - check
* No mud - check
* no silly waterproofs/lights/mudgaurds - Check

Thoughts
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  • I have been out on the bike tonight. Muddy, smelly, bike to clean, but home in time to go to the pub and and nice big grin on the face from a job well done.........
  • VWsurfbum wrote:
    I just been out with the dog, went passed the pub. It seems that this Soccer thing pays dividends through the winter,
    * Beer - Check
    * Warmth - check
    * Dry - check
    * No mud - check
    * no silly waterproofs/lights/mudgaurds - Check

    Thoughts


    Sadly, also...:

    Footie fans - check :evil:
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  • whyamiherewhyamihere Posts: 7,247
    Problem is that it's bloody boring.
  • VWsurfbumVWsurfbum Posts: 7,959
    I dont condone the soccer watching but i like the idea of pub in the dry
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  • bails87bails87 Posts: 13,317
    Football playing in the winter is pretty censored . Watching football in a pub in the winter is pretty much like being in the pub.

    Just go to the pub :wink:
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  • AndyAndy Posts: 8,206
    bails87 wrote:
    Football playing in the winter is pretty censored .

    For women and homosexuals yeah...
  • psymonpsymon Posts: 1,562
    dont fancy the part of football where i have to smash someones face in because they had the audacity to be born in a different town to me.
  • AlexAlex Posts: 2,224
    There is nothing good about football, except that it keeps the uneducated masses off my trails.
  • VWsurfbumVWsurfbum Posts: 7,959
    Alex wrote:
    There is nothing good about football, except that it keeps the uneducated masses off my trails.
    now there's a very good point!
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  • Alex wrote:
    There is nothing good about football, except that it keeps the uneducated masses off my trails.

    The players and their partners also keep the entire staff of the Daily Star, Sun, Mirror and countless god awful womens magazines in employment.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • AlexAlex Posts: 2,224
    Bread and circuses, Spong, bread and circuses.
  • ceecee Posts: 4,553
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    I dont condone the soccer watching but i like the idea of pub in the dry

    I prefer wet pubs.
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  • VWsurfbumVWsurfbum Posts: 7,959
    cee wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    I dont condone the soccer watching but i like the idea of pub in the dry

    I prefer wet pubs.
    Knee deep in clunge?
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  • 360360 Posts: 5,940
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    I just been out with the dog, went passed the pub. It seems that this Soccer thing pays dividends through the winter,
    * Beer - Check
    * Warmth - check
    * Dry - check
    * No mud - check
    * no silly waterproofs/lights/mudgaurds - Check

    Thoughts

    So you've just confused watching with doing, well done.
  • people who don't appreciate football are the uneducated ones! as with most things you get out of it what you put in (not just beer)

    oh and their probably the ones who were picked last at school and have still not got over it :D
  • bails87bails87 Posts: 13,317
    bunyip wrote:
    people who don't appreciate football are the uneducated ones! as with most things you get out of it what you put in (not just beer)

    oh and their probably the ones who were picked last at school and have still not got over it :D

    Thanks four making it clear that their the uneducated once. :wink:
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  • jairajjairaj Posts: 3,009
    360 wrote:
    So you've just confused watching with doing, well done.

    errm yep thats what I thought? So when I watch the UCI DH on freecaster from the comfort of my home does that mean I was still out hitting the trails?
  • VWsurfbumVWsurfbum Posts: 7,959
    But is your hobby watching MTB or riding, too many peoples hobby (if you can call it that) involves watching tv, be it football or x factor
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