Peanut butter and the banana - Proof God exists....
D-Cyph3r
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The stupid... it burns!!!
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I encountered new life in a jar of peanut butter once.
It liked rigid singlespeeds and SPDs so I killed it.0 -
yeehaamcgee wrote:I encountered new life in a jar of peanut butter once.
It liked rigid singlespeeds and SPDs so I killed it.
That's life, but not intelligent life.0 -
Well, intelligent life is less likely to adopt religion, so it's all for the best for the cretionists really.0
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i got a massive hardon when he slid that banana in to his hand. id like him to pop round and pull me off.0
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Well, that's food for thought.
Explaining pineapples might need a bit more work, though :?Canyon XC 8.0 '11
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You mean pie-nipples surely.0
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D-Cyph3r wrote:"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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If peanut butter is proof God exists, then I'm clearly already hell-bound, as eating it would cause me to die.
Ah well. I've already been condemned to hell by a vicar, not that bothered about being condemned to hell by a jar of peanut butter too.0 -
psymon wrote:
this is a similar problem to the buttered toast stapled to a cats back.
That reminds me....0 -
bails87 wrote:psymon wrote:
this is a similar problem to the buttered toast stapled to a cats back.
That reminds me....0 -
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My cat would actually murder me if I tried any of that sh*t with it!
Back to the jesus folks, I love how the jar of peanut butter has already been opened, as if they had to check it hadn't turned into an otter while it was on the shelf.
"It won't have evolved because evolution is a lie.....but we'd better check first"0 -
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Gotta love them creationist/ID nutjobs.You only need two tools: WD40 and Duck Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the tape.0