Peanut butter and the banana - Proof God exists....

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  • The stupid... it burns!!!

    :cry:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    I encountered new life in a jar of peanut butter once.
    It liked rigid singlespeeds and SPDs so I killed it.
  • I encountered new life in a jar of peanut butter once.
    It liked rigid singlespeeds and SPDs so I killed it.

    That's life, but not intelligent life.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Well, intelligent life is less likely to adopt religion, so it's all for the best for the cretionists really.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    i got a massive hardon when he slid that banana in to his hand. id like him to pop round and pull me off.
  • Well, that's food for thought.

    Explaining pineapples might need a bit more work, though :?
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    You mean pie-nipples surely.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,295
    D-Cyph3r wrote:
    Surely that must be evolutionists having a bit of fun to make creationists look too stupid for words. I've met a few dumb creationists before but not that bad...
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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Aren't 'wild' bananas horrible, and hard to open? They're only that shape because of selective breeding by mankind....."evolution" if you will :wink:

    Still.... "it's pointed at the end for easy entry" :lol:
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  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,714
    If peanut butter is proof God exists, then I'm clearly already hell-bound, as eating it would cause me to die.

    Ah well. I've already been condemned to hell by a vicar, not that bothered about being condemned to hell by a jar of peanut butter too.
  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    by this logic an erect penis is just the right shape for the hand and mouth.
    slurp.


    yet it is a sin if the sperm hasnt got a chance of reaching the egg (eg. masterbation)


    this is a similar problem to the buttered toast stapled to a cats back.
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    psymon wrote:

    this is a similar problem to the buttered toast stapled to a cats back.

    That reminds me....
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,306
    bails87 wrote:
    psymon wrote:

    this is a similar problem to the buttered toast stapled to a cats back.

    That reminds me....
    thats hilarious :lol:
  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    i liked the cellotape on the various parts of the cat vid on the same page.
    the one with the tape on its head and its constantly trying to back away from it.
    i thought cats were smarter than dogs but this shows otherwise, my dog would just bat it off with his foot and then seek revenge.
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    My cat would actually murder me if I tried any of that sh*t with it!

    Back to the jesus folks, I love how the jar of peanut butter has already been opened, as if they had to check it hadn't turned into an otter while it was on the shelf. :lol:

    "It won't have evolved because evolution is a lie.....but we'd better check first"
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    I don't do smileys.

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  • Daz555
    Daz555 Posts: 3,976
    Gotta love them creationist/ID nutjobs. :lol:
    You only need two tools: WD40 and Duck Tape.
    If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40.
    If it shouldn't move and does, use the tape.