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  • jds_1981
    jds_1981 Posts: 1,858
    What about Zebra crossings on a really wide road where the pedestrian has only just stepped on to it and you're on the far side of the road and would have to break quite hard to stop? :)
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  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,628
    dhope wrote:
    Jesus rode fixed. Is this thread still going?

    Well excuse me...

    I think you'll find it was a slick MTB so he could swap out for knobblies on the weekend to get some speed going down the 7 hills :D
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  • dhope
    dhope Posts: 6,699
    jds_1981 wrote:
    What about Zebra crossings on a really wide road where the pedestrian has only just stepped on to it and you're on the far side of the road and would have to break quite hard to stop? :)

    Then it'll likely have an island in the middle and as such will be counted as two crossings and you can sail through carefree and safe in the knowledge that you're not only fast, but safe and legal, kids.
    Sorry to pipe up with a proper answer.
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  • _Brun_
    _Brun_ Posts: 1,740
    Jesus rode fixed to the cross, and with excellent foot retention I might add.
  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    jds_1981 wrote:
    What about Zebra crossings on a really wide road where the pedestrian has only just stepped on to it and you're on the far side of the road and would have to break quite hard to stop? :)

    BURN HIM!!!!
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  • _Brun_
    _Brun_ Posts: 1,740
    notsoblue wrote:
    jds_1981 wrote:
    What about Zebra crossings on a really wide road where the pedestrian has only just stepped on to it and you're on the far side of the road and would have to break quite hard to stop? :)

    BURN HIM!!!!
    That's a bit harsh for a fairly common spelling mistake. You'd end up burning most of the forum.
  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    MonkeyMonster wrote:
    dhope wrote:
    Jesus rode fixed. Is this thread still going?

    Well excuse me...

    I think you'll find it was a slick MTB

    Of course he did, the man his mum lived with wasn't his father and he was always in trouble with the "authorities" - what else would he ride?
    Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.

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  • jds_1981
    jds_1981 Posts: 1,858
    _Brun_ wrote:
    notsoblue wrote:
    jds_1981 wrote:
    What about Zebra crossings on a really wide road where the pedestrian has only just stepped on to it and you're on the far side of the road and would have to brake quite hard to stop? :)

    BURN HIM!!!!
    That's a bit harsh for a fairly common spelling mistake. You'd end up burning most of the forum.

    oops, obviously being distracted by work...
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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Yep, Jesus rode fixed because he had a beard and sandals.
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  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    _Brun_ wrote:
    notsoblue wrote:
    jds_1981 wrote:
    What about Zebra crossings on a really wide road where the pedestrian has only just stepped on to it and you're on the far side of the road and would have to break quite hard to stop? :)

    BURN HIM!!!!
    That's a bit harsh for a fairly common spelling mistake. You'd end up burning most of the forum.

    I read his post again, went back to work, had a cup of tea, came back and read the post a third time, back to work....and now a final time I've read it and I still can't spot the spelling mistake. :S

    I was all for just burning him, but now I know I could have used something else to justify the hate, I want to know what it is!
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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    Break/brake...
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  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    :oops:
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  • mroli
    mroli Posts: 3,622
    Its ok people.

    I have the answer. We're all going to move to Dubai http://www.rollonfriday.com/TheNews/Eur ... fault.aspx

    RLJ if you want, but it could cost you your liberty...!
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    MonkeyMonster wrote:
    dhope wrote:
    Jesus rode fixed. Is this thread still going?

    Well excuse me...

    I think you'll find it was a slick MTB so he could swap out for knobblies on the weekend to get some speed going down the 7 hills :D

    wrong as usual

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  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    Clever Pun wrote:
    MonkeyMonster wrote:
    dhope wrote:
    Jesus rode fixed. Is this thread still going?

    Well excuse me...

    I think you'll find it was a slick MTB so he could swap out for knobblies on the weekend to get some speed going down the 7 hills :D

    wrong as usual

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    Leg breaking without clips.....

    Maybe he IS the Son of God
    Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.

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  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,628
    Greg T wrote:
    Clever Pun wrote:

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    Leg breaking without clips.....

    Maybe he IS the Son of God

    and no front brake for backup either :D Plus someone is trying to lob a bmx rim onto his head.
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    Look Dad no hands...
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  • jonginge
    jonginge Posts: 5,945
    He's obviously not convinced by the FG/SS are low maintenance argument. Look: he's got a spare wheel balanced on his head
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  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    Is that a red crumpler? Fakenger...
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    notsoblue wrote:
    Is that a red crumpler? Fakenger...

    I'm led to believe it's the new rapha silk sash
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  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 18,941
    Greg T wrote:
    Clever Pun wrote:
    MonkeyMonster wrote:
    dhope wrote:
    Jesus rode fixed. Is this thread still going?

    Well excuse me...

    I think you'll find it was a slick MTB so he could swap out for knobblies on the weekend to get some speed going down the 7 hills :D

    wrong as usual

    artcrank.png

    Leg breaking without clips.....

    Maybe he IS the Son of God

    That's a post resurrection Messiah there.

    There are nail holes in his feet, just perfect for SPD cleats.
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