Is THIS the Breathing " Holy Grail "?

Anonymous
Anonymous Posts: 79,666
edited August 2010 in The Crudcatcher
i have been struggling to get my blood aerated and my lungs inflated, i started using my diaphram to create a low pressure in my chest cavity and now i can breath!

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  • fyldesmurf
    fyldesmurf Posts: 412
    erm what...
    How else would you breathe?
  • sandy hill
    sandy hill Posts: 390
    Congratulations!

    You have been randomly slected to receive a degree in 'Stating-the-bloody-obvious'.

    Perhaps you could do a doctorate on fitting tubelss tyres next?
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    sandy hill wrote:
    Congratulations!

    You have been randomly slected to receive a degree in 'Stating-the-bloody-obvious'.

    Perhaps you could do a doctorate on fitting tubelss tyres next?

    good idea
  • sandy hill
    sandy hill Posts: 390
    And so the circle is squared. Insert high-five smilie here.
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    sandy hill wrote:
    And so the circle is squared. Insert high-five smilie here.

    that couldnt have turned out nicer.

    tumblr_l0696uKoAy1qzoh7no1_500.jpg
  • *AL*
    *AL* Posts: 1,114
    Splottboy wrote:
    VIDEO?! There's a VIDEO?!

    Yes young man, there is.

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  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    I think sheeps meant this and it works for me...
  • I think sheeps meant this and it works for me...

    He expends all of his air, and even a little extra?

    Some boy.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    He's like a fusion breathing machine. He produces more air than he has.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    He's like a fusion breathing machine. He produces more air than he has.

    it takes 2 holes to expel all of that "air"
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,694
    You can't expel "all" your air voluntarily.

    There will always be some left - residual volume - unless a truck/trains runs over your thorax...or a very fat bird sits on your chest.
  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    Wow, that bloke can create a 110% vacuum within his body

    Maybe he's related to Chuck Norris who if breathed out all his air would double the size of the Earths atmosphere and destroy the Ozone.
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  • stubs
    stubs Posts: 5,001
    Shock horror yank hippy spouts bullshit. Next up how to pedal "I make my pedal go round 360 degrees then I make it go a little bit further"
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    stubs wrote:
    Shock horror yank hippy spouts bullshit. Next up how to pedal "I make my pedal go round 360 degrees then I make it go a little bit further"

    haha, nice!!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    stubs wrote:
    Shock horror yank hippy spouts bullshit. Next up how to pedal "I make my pedal go round 360 degrees then I make it go a little bit further"
    You can only do that with SPDs, mind.
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,694
    SPD's to the Yank is "Surrealist Propulsion Device".
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Splottboy wrote:
    "Surrealist Propulsion Device".

    thats what i call my dick
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    I call mine the surreal penetration device.
  • I call mine the surreal penetration device.

    is that cos its so surreal to consider it could actually be used for penetration?
    i spent all me money on whisky and beer!!!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    No. It's because it penetrates in surreal and interesting ways.