Assos' marketing

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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    i want one.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • LangerDan
    LangerDan Posts: 6,132
    Ther is an Assos Girl Facebook page

    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Assos-Girl/53668743586


    Two things you should know:

    1 - Assos Girl is married to Mr. Assos. They live in a castle in the principality of Monaco. Assos Girl does not know Mr. Assos' first name. Her favorite hobby is smashing Fabergé Eggs on the floor of her castle in Monaco.

    2 - From her FAQ
    "Do you have a chance with Assos Girl?

    No."
    'This week I 'ave been mostly been climbing like Basso - Shirley Basso.'
  • nolf
    nolf Posts: 1,287
    It is great.
    "I hold it true, what'er befall;
    I feel it, when I sorrow most;
    'Tis better to have loved and lost;
    Than never to have loved at all."

    Alfred Tennyson
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Great pic, but why oh why don't they use real cyclists in the pics?

    Real cyclists have obvious tan marks on their upper arms; brown at the bottom and white at the top. She almost has the opposite, like she's been riding around topless wearing arm-warmers.

    And as for those shoes, neither practical nor aerodynamic. They're the sort of thing a MTBer would wear. Tut.
  • LittleB0b
    LittleB0b Posts: 416
    Assos' marketing shows that men are there main concern



    which explains why their women's products are a bit hit and miss
    blog: bellevedere
  • LangerDan
    LangerDan Posts: 6,132
    GiantMike wrote:

    Real cyclists have obvious tan marks on their upper arms; brown at the bottom and white at the top. She almost has the opposite, like she's been riding around topless wearing arm-warmers.

    I'm just taking a moment to imagine this.....................
    'This week I 'ave been mostly been climbing like Basso - Shirley Basso.'
  • mrushton
    mrushton Posts: 5,182
    LittleB0b wrote:
    Assos' marketing shows that men are there main concern



    which explains why their women's products are a bit hit and miss

    Smaller market tho' which limits their products. However my partner rates their shorts and the womens fit SS13 jerseys and their sleeveless SS13 jersey.
    M.Rushton
  • Thick Tester
    Thick Tester Posts: 380
    I'd still slip one into her UmaJack

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