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saw a woman with her tits out in the park today...

projectsomeprojectsome Posts: 4,478
edited July 2010 in The Crudcatcher
"I didn't even know the park had an Aviary until today."
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  • MynameisdannMynameisdann Posts: 665
    ^.^ a girl in tescos flashed her friends underwear at us yesterday :)
  • SplottboySplottboy Posts: 3,695
    No guys with their Pea-cocks out too?

    ( Best Morecombe and Wise joke ever...
    Two old men sitting in deckchairs on the Blackpool prom.
    One say's, "It's really nice out."
    And the other replies, " Yes, I think I'll take mine out too..." )
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,678
    when i was on a task in birmingham, having a bit of a look around a hotel in which a certain man in charge of a certain country was intending to reside for a few days, the team i was with got a right old display from a pair of proper slags (id like to have a go on them) they could see us in one of the conference rooms as they were out side in a bar below us.

    they were gesticulating us to come and join them, we couldnt as we were "busy" so they both basicly strted copping off and groping each other for our enjoyment, all finished off with them both flashing their bare chests at us and leaving a note on the table of the bar.

    it was like a long distance lap dance.

    my blokes were desperate to get out there but as the consummate profesional, i didnt allow them but it would have been a bit of a giggle for the 6 of us to get the 2 of them into a ditch somewhere.
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,678
    With their heads pointing backwards?

    nicely done and very very correct.

    maaaan i love murdering women.
  • Matt the TesterMatt the Tester Posts: 1,261
    With their heads pointing backwards?

    nicely done and very very correct.

    maaaan i love murdering women.
    lol worrying but fecking funny as hell!
    Coveryourcar.co.uk RT Tester
    north west of england.
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,678
    strictly speaking its not murder if she was asking for it.

    asking for it can be as obvious as actually asking for it and as veiled as simply saying hello to me.
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