Super Powers...

The Northern Monkey
The Northern Monkey Posts: 19,174
edited July 2010 in The Crudcatcher
What would be your 1 super power?

Mine would be being able to stop time.... that would be ace!

But... if you stopped time, would you continue to age at the same rate while everyone else is frozen?
It would mean you'd get to 30 but look like an OAP!

hmm I might switch to invisibility :?

You?
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  • Yep, there is definitely an ageing problem with stopping time - wouldn't be my first choice.

    I think I would have to go with good old fashioned flying.
  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    yeah. invisibility + La senza changing room = :wink:

    although I would like the ability to make it stop raining!
  • anton1r
    anton1r Posts: 272
    time travel surely.... that way I can go forward in time and get jetpack and/or invisibility cloak!

    8) :lol:
    "I have a plan, a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a fox." (from the Blackadder TV series)
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,702
    Flight, definitely.
  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,981
    whyamihere wrote:
    Flight, definitely.

    ^ This and / or super speed
  • -liam-
    -liam- Posts: 1,831
    Matrix style ability to learn.

    Imagine. Kung foo fighting, Jet fighter pilot in 30 seconds.

    :shock:
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    water style jutsu
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Time travel, just so i could go back in time and tell myself not to waste time on certain old whorebags and actually buy the flat that i looked at when i was 21 and decided that i needed a few more beers instead. (bloody flats worth 5 times what i was going to pay for it now) oh and the old national lottery numbers etc?
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  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    Time travel, just so i could go back in time and tell myself not to waste time on certain old whorebags and actually buy the flat that i looked at when i was 21 and decided that i needed a few more beers instead. (bloody flats worth 5 times what i was going to pay for it now) oh and the old national lottery numbers etc?

    ^This.

    I did the same, nearly stretched to buy a house when first married. It was split into 2 flats and the landlady wanted £120,000 for both. Houses on the same street are now £600,000+
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  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,018
    psymon wrote:
    yeah. invisibility + La senza changing room = :wink:
    !

    Have you seen the faties that try and buy stuff from there :shock:
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  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    Simple jedi style mind control(but works on everyone)

    'I did pay my bill...'
    'You will get ya baps out'
    'yes you do owe me all the money in that till'
  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    ive seen mostly fitties.

    okay i will change that to Agent Provocateur

    http://www.agentprovocateur.com/lingerie/basques-and-bustiers.html
  • Thing is though, time travel backwards is impossible for a variety of reasons. However, the others aren't and there is nothing in the laws of physics stopping you from doing so.

    So get cracking with an invisibility cloak and get your fill of La Senza! :D
  • stuart_c-2
    stuart_c-2 Posts: 805
    Peter Petrelli's super power, the power to take other people's powers.

    Surely the best option.
    "I ride to eat"
  • Tartanyak
    Tartanyak Posts: 1,538
    Unless no-one else has any powers.
  • Matt the Tester
    Matt the Tester Posts: 1,261
    psymon wrote:
    yeah. invisibility + La senza changing room = :wink:

    although I would like the ability to make it stop raining!
    well these idea's are great!

    i would always have a strong tailwind behind me!
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    north west of england.
  • Kiblams
    Kiblams Posts: 2,423
    be in two places at once, that was half of me could work, and the other half could get other stuff done.

    I have simple needs :(
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    Look who needs to be invisible if you can mind control though?

    You don't see me woooo,

    Or just get naked, :p
  • jpstar
    jpstar Posts: 561
    Stuart_C
    what if your the only one with super powers? thats a bit pointless then...

    I'd probably have teleportation, would save SO much time and money.
  • Tartanyak
    Tartanyak Posts: 1,538
    Oh noes, I sleep-teleported onto the set of Jeremy Kyle.
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    Simple jedi style mind control(but works on everyone)

    'I did pay my bill...'
    'You will get ya baps out'
    'yes you do owe me all the money in that till'
    Sounds similar to what I'd want.

    The power of persuasion. Ever since I heard that power on Heroes, I've decided that's the greatest thing.

    I really like that bike, I think you should let me have it.

    You're hot. Let's have sex.

    I don't want to work this month, but you should pay me anyway.

    8)
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  • carbonfiend
    carbonfiend Posts: 475
    the ability to get the kids to do what they are told when I tell them :?
    '..all the bad cats in the bad hats..'
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    the ability to have a go on her any time i want
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,702
    the ability to have a go on her any time i want
    That's called rape.
  • *AL*
    *AL* Posts: 1,185
    The ability to grant myself 3 wishes :wink:
  • Tolk
    Tolk Posts: 775
    Like waylander said, jedi mind control would be cool. Or invincibility would be nice.
  • Mynameisdann
    Mynameisdann Posts: 665
    Would be doctor manhattan from watchmen, except i would wear clothes and not be blue :)
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,492
    Posession of this:

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