Today's rant, Tuesday 27th

spongtastic
spongtastic Posts: 2,651
edited July 2010 in The Crudcatcher
Why is it that some twunt and his mates on fcuk off expensive bikes feel the need to come over and blame the fact I overtook them on my pile of welded pipes on using Nobby Nic 2009s rather than the new 2010?

If you are from London and can't ride a sworks with 3x9 on flat trails faster than a chump with MS on a 1x9 it's got nothing to do with the bike.

And the fact that most of my gear comes from dhb/lidl/last year makes me inferior to your sworks team kit?

Don't even get me going on the fact I'm in a panda and they're in a RR Sport for 'Off Road' (gravel car parks)
Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

Who are you calling inbred?

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  • chedabob
    chedabob Posts: 1,133
    It's what happens when you buy something expensive in the hopes it'll make you better at something, and it doesn't...
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666

    And the fact that most of my gear comes from dhb/lidl/last year makes me inferior to your sworks team kit?

    yes.

    you sound poor.
  • chedabob wrote:
    It's what happens when you buy something expensive in the hopes it'll make you better at something, and it doesn't...

    sooooo.....

    as i'm buying an old crappy DH bike, will that make me amazing? :D


    shweeeeeet!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    chedabob wrote:
    It's what happens when you buy something expensive in the hopes it'll make you better at something, and it doesn't...

    sooooo.....

    as i'm buying an old crappy DH bike, will that make me amazing? :D


    shweeeeeet!

    no it will make you poor.
  • chedabob wrote:
    It's what happens when you buy something expensive in the hopes it'll make you better at something, and it doesn't...

    sooooo.....

    as i'm buying an old crappy DH bike, will that make me amazing? :D


    shweeeeeet!

    no it will make you poor.

    Unfortunately that is very true :(

    I've been poor ever since my 1st bike build.... its a disease :(
  • Tolk
    Tolk Posts: 775
    So they said you only overtook them because they had 09 tyres? I would've just laughed at them and carried on with my ride. Not worth worrying about people like that in my book.
  • blister pus
    blister pus Posts: 5,610
    Why is it that some twunt and his mates on fcuk off expensive bikes feel the need to come over and blame the fact I overtook them on my pile of welded pipes on using Nobby Nic 2009s rather than the new 2010?

    and after they've said that just laugh at them and tell them they're just sh!t really - you'll both get a good laugh out of it.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    I'd have punched them in the face, twice. Would have been fun.
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    Tolk wrote:
    So they said you only overtook them because they had 09 tyres? I would've just laughed at them and carried on with my ride. Not worth worrying about people like that in my book.

    Worse than that they all had a go in the car park whilst I'm putting the bike in the boot.

    Tossers. One on four I'd give them hell, one on eight it gets a bit dicey!
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • Briggo
    Briggo Posts: 3,537
    They had a go at you, for overtaking?

    How old were they?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    so, did this actually happen or are you talking bollox?

    you over took some lads and they had a go at you? what are you on about?
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651

    And the fact that most of my gear comes from dhb/lidl/last year makes me inferior to your sworks team kit?

    yes.

    you sound poor.

    No not poor, but I prefer to spend money on my children.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    A Farmer attacked me with a scaffold bar once, because I'd overtaken his Sierra Cosworth a few weeks before - apparently. Guy was a complete nucking futter though.

    So, yeah, moral of the story is, people are odd.
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    so, did this actually happen or are you talking bollox?

    you over took some lads and they had a go at you? what are you on about?

    Happened today, bunch of twunts thought it would be fun to have a go. I have never had anything like this happen before.

    I'm 36 they must have been late 20's.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    sounds bizarre, typically i dont like people and when they behave liked prize bellends im not upset as they are just proving my point.

    that lot sound like webbos though.
  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    sounds bizarre, typically i dont like people and when they behave liked prize bellends im not upset as they are just proving my point.

    that lot sound like webbos though.

    You'd have still had a go on them though. And you know it!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    sounds bizarre, typically i dont like people and when they behave liked prize bellends im not upset as they are just proving my point.

    that lot sound like webbos though.

    You'd have still had a go on them though. And you know it!

    only if they were hot. or ugly
  • Chaz.Harding
    Chaz.Harding Posts: 3,144
    sounds bizarre, typically i dont like people and when they behave liked prize bellends im not upset as they are just proving my point.

    that lot sound like webbos though.

    You'd have still had a go on them though. And you know it!

    only if they were hot. or ugly
    #
    No ugly, but goppers - it's fun to do goppers.

    And Sponge, they sound like AWESOME human beings....

    NOT!

    You think that honestly they were having a go, JUST because you overtook? Positive they didn't mistake you for someone else....?
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    Mmmm NN 2009 they work.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Just ride liek I do, then you will never overtake nuffin, and people wont be having a go at you

    well not about that anyway

    problem solved
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