What should happen to the England team?
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Increase the tax they pay to 95%, they'll still be on a sh1t load more dosh than me. If they don't like it they can get a real jobwinter beast: http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr34 ... uff016.jpg
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Forget about it and move on, it's only a game. And a pointless one at that. At least cycling gets you somewhere.Saracen Tenet 3 - 2015 - Dead - Replaced with a Hack Frame
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they should be made to play like a team...Purveyor of sonic doom
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They should get bonuses, underwritten by the Government out of our tax and allowed to get on with life as if nothing had happened.
That is how we treat greedy complacent failures in modern Britain, after all. :twisted:0 -
prawny wrote:At least cycling gets you somewhere.
I have to disagree: I went out cycling yesterday and knocked my pan out for 4 hours and 11 minutes in the hot sun. When I had finished, I found myself back outside my house. I had got NOWHERE!
My daughter, who does Physics, tells me it is something to do with displacement.0 -
Sack the lot !!!!!!!0
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pneumatic wrote:prawny wrote:At least cycling gets you somewhere.
I have to disagree: I went out cycling yesterday and knocked my pan out for 4 hours and 11 minutes in the hot sun. When I had finished, I found myself back outside my house. I had got NOWHERE!
My daughter, who does Physics, tells me it is something to do with displacement.
Oh contraire, what you did there is not only got somewhere, you got back too, for free.
Cycling is bloody briliant 8)Saracen Tenet 3 - 2015 - Dead - Replaced with a Hack Frame
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Make em ride up/down Snowdon.
1st January, 2011...
Naked.0 -
Splottboy wrote:Make em ride up/down Snowdon.
1st January, 2011...
Naked.
Just perpetuating the problem. They need to ride up an English mountain. We have loads of World class, oh, no we dont.0 -
Wales 1 - England 0.
Again...
Crap, we just can't get away from the loser tag, lol.0 -
put them all in a big sack
we take turns in punch it
who ever gets hit will desrve it0 -
Yes, but the bag would be rolling around the floor...clutching itself...in agony.
Before we'd even touched it.
Then, we'd get sent off, for nothing.0 -
tri-sexual wrote:put them all in a big sack
we take turns in punch it
who ever gets hit will desrve itCoveryourcar.co.uk RT Tester
north west of england.0 -
If what i heard earlier today is true, a certain English player won't be reading the papers in a fortnight or so, for all he will be emblazened across all the front pages..........watch this space :shock:0
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pneumatic wrote:prawny wrote:At least cycling gets you somewhere.
I have to disagree: I went out cycling yesterday and knocked my pan out for 4 hours and 11 minutes in the hot sun. When I had finished, I found myself back outside my house. I had got NOWHERE!
My daughter, who does Physics, tells me it is something to do with displacement.
Who's been reading Viz then..?0 -
brin wrote:If what i heard earlier today is true, a certain English player won't be reading the papers in a fortnight or so, for all he will be emblazened across all the front pages..........watch this space :shock:
You mean a certain player wearing a certain armband doing something with a sister in law which his wife would not approve of?
Or the other guy who visited a women of dubious nature?0 -
Rick Chasey wrote:brin wrote:If what i heard earlier today is true, a certain English player won't be reading the papers in a fortnight or so, for all he will be emblazened across all the front pages..........watch this space :shock:
You mean a certain player wearing a certain armband doing something with a sister in law which his wife would not approve of?
Or the other guy who visited a women of dubious nature?
The mobile phone company's must make lots of money out of starting one or two rumours."There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0 -
Aggieboy wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:brin wrote:If what i heard earlier today is true, a certain English player won't be reading the papers in a fortnight or so, for all he will be emblazened across all the front pages..........watch this space :shock:
You mean a certain player wearing a certain armband doing something with a sister in law which his wife would not approve of?
Or the other guy who visited a women of dubious nature?
The mobile phone company's must make lots of money out of starting one or two rumours.
The rumour is that a gagging order was placed to stop the press reporting on it untill after the world cup.
Apparantly Terry was unhappy about Gerrard's continuing captaincy in light of it.
The other was Rooney being caught with a prostitute.
Related to this?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010 ... kills-show
Who knows.
Probably not.0 -
brin wrote:If what i heard earlier today is true, a certain English player won't be reading the papers in a fortnight or so, for all he will be emblazened across all the front pages..........watch this space :shock:
What's funny is everyone already knows :twisted:0 -
Rick Chasey wrote:Aggieboy wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:brin wrote:If what i heard earlier today is true, a certain English player won't be reading the papers in a fortnight or so, for all he will be emblazened across all the front pages..........watch this space :shock:
You mean a certain player wearing a certain armband doing something with a sister in law which his wife would not approve of?
Or the other guy who visited a women of dubious nature?
The mobile phone company's must make lots of money out of starting one or two rumours.
The rumour is that a gagging order was placed to stop the press reporting on it untill after the world cup.
Apparantly Terry was unhappy about Gerrard's continuing captaincy in light of it.
The other was Rooney being caught with a prostitute.
Related to this?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010 ... kills-show
Who knows.
Probably not.[/quote]
My thoughts exactly. I'll believe it when i see it. It's been 'text' over the country like wild fire, but originated where?"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0 -
SteveR_100Milers wrote:pneumatic wrote:prawny wrote:At least cycling gets you somewhere.
I have to disagree: I went out cycling yesterday and knocked my pan out for 4 hours and 11 minutes in the hot sun. When I had finished, I found myself back outside my house. I had got NOWHERE!
My daughter, who does Physics, tells me it is something to do with displacement.
Who's been reading Viz then..?
I remember the first time I read VIZ, it was 1987 after a particularly liquid night out in Edinburgh, woke up on some stranger's floor and I was handed a copy by the lead singer of a band that was quite famous at the time. PMSL doesn't even begin to describe it!
Rude Kid . . . . gets me every time!0