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Dear God

AndyAndy Posts: 8,207
edited July 2010 in The Crudcatcher
Dear God, please can we have Elvis back on earth? His music is far better than anything that currently gets made.

In return you can take Justin Bieber.

Many thanks,
Andrew

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  • supersonicsupersonic Posts: 82,708 Lives Here
    He is on Earth. But nobody can find him.
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  • lawmanlawman Posts: 6,868
    he's still on the bog

  • Cat With No TailCat With No Tail Posts: 13,581
    Dear God,

    Keep Elvis and send back Hendrix instead please.

    Cheers dude,

    Matt
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  • KiblamsKiblams Posts: 2,423
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    Dear God,

    Keep Elvis and send back Hendrix instead please.

    + Hash browns
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  • lawmanlawman Posts: 6,868
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    Dear God,

    Keep Elvis and send back Hendrix instead please.

    Cheers dude,

    Matt

    + potato and bring kurt cobain back while your at it :D

  • RupertCommunicatorRupertCommunicator Posts: 827
    Nah, if Kurt Cobain hadn't have done himself, then we would never have had the Foo Fighters. I'd take them over some more pishy grunge censored any day!
  • whyamiherewhyamihere Posts: 7,333
    Can we have Cliff Burton back while you're at it? Cheers.
  • IcarusGreenIcarusGreen Posts: 531
    But you can keep Michel Jackson!!!

    But its highly unlikely he went up, chances are his plastic face has melted in the pits of hell :twisted:

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  • bails87bails87 Posts: 13,317
    RupertCommunicator wrote:
    Nah, if Kurt Cobain hadn't have done himself, then we would never have had the Foo Fighters. I'd take them over some more pishy grunge censored any day!

    We're asking God to bring people back, not turn back time.



    Turning back time would just be ridiculous :wink:
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  • AndyAndy Posts: 8,207
    Cher didn't think so.
  • SplottboySplottboy Posts: 4,208
    He used to play Rugby for Wales.

    Pick anyone from the 70's teams.
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    Dear God, keep Elvis and Hendrix, in death they became bigger legends, and we still have their music

    But as a gesture of good will, you can have Bieber, as ell as Effron, Hudgens and the entire vocal cast of Glee
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
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  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    Andy wrote:
    His music is far better than anything that currently gets made.

    In return you can take Justin Bieber.

    Many thanks,
    Andrew

    Actually, is this statement not from a Glee fan? is this an admission that Glee is utter, utter $h1te and the set should become the next chosen location for US nuclear warhead testing?
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • SplottboySplottboy Posts: 4,208
    You can't give Glee to GOD, you Ejit!

    There are ALL going to Satan, The Devil, The Anti-Christ, The Dogs of Hell and whoever else can tear their flesh off while they are still barely alive.
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    Splottboy wrote:
    You can't give Glee to GOD, you Ejit!

    There are ALL going to Satan, The Devil, The Anti-Christ, The Dogs of Hell and whoever else can tear their flesh off while they are still barely alive.

    yes you can, surely if you give the cast of Glee to God, he will see the error of his ways and become evil too, and that by creating sickly sweet bubblegum pop actors that are unable to graduate high school until they are approaching the age of 30, is actually one of the biggest ever sins, and for his part in this heinous crime, his Son baby jbus, deserved to be nailed to that bit of 4 by 2
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • bails87bails87 Posts: 13,317
    gazderry wrote:
    Splottboy wrote:
    You can't give Glee to GOD, you Ejit!

    There are ALL going to Satan, The Devil, The Anti-Christ, The Dogs of Hell and whoever else can tear their flesh off while they are still barely alive.

    yes you can, surely if you give the cast of Glee to God, he will see the error of his ways and become evil too, and that by creating sickly sweet bubblegum pop actors that are unable to graduate high school until they are approaching the age of 30, is actually one of the biggest ever sins, and for his part in this heinous crime, his Son baby jbus, deserved to be nailed to that bit of 4 by 2

    Yep, my peoples got him good n proper!
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  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    bails87 wrote:

    Yep, my peoples got him good n proper!

    what? The NHS? I knew it!!!!
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • stuart_c-2stuart_c-2 Posts: 802
    gazderry wrote:
    bails87 wrote:

    Yep, my peoples got him good n proper!

    what? The NHS? I knew it!!!!

    The guy gets nailed to some wood and then buried for however long it was. Survives that.

    Goes into hospital to gets wounds from nails checked, gets MRSA, dead!

    Man that's gotta suck.
    "I ride to eat"
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