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Englands return...

SplottboySplottboy Posts: 3,695
edited June 2010 in The Crudcatcher
Just saw the plane landing on Eurosport News.
Beckham was descending the steps with a fat cabin crew guy.
I can Imagine the conversation:

Cabin Crew Guy: "Well David, I think you should have got behind them, and entered forcefully thro their backend defences. Then punsihed them. REALLY punished them. Pounded them hard !!!

David: " Thanks for that...Do you fancy a coaching job? "

Cabin Crew Guy: " Oooohhh, I'll think about it, luv !
Anyway Darling...How DO you keep your hair looking so nice? Standing up, rigid, like "

David: "Get the job, and I'll show you."

Cabin Crew Guy: " Oh, you little tease !!! Don't forget - call promised. Bye luv ! "


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