You know you've done a hard ride when...
Splottboy
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...You get back and, 1. Empty the teapot, and put 2 spoons of coffee in it.
2. Get a fresh cup, put coffee, sugar and milk in it, and fill it with water.
Then you realise...the kettle wasn't switched on.
3. And it's an alu thermal mug, so you can't put it in the microwave.
I think that I'll start all-over again...
2. Get a fresh cup, put coffee, sugar and milk in it, and fill it with water.
Then you realise...the kettle wasn't switched on.
3. And it's an alu thermal mug, so you can't put it in the microwave.
I think that I'll start all-over again...
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You know you've done a hard ride when...
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a) The waitress has to be persuaded that the 3rd round of side orders is, in fact, for you and
b) she has to bring another table because you've run out of room on the one you're at.
A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill0 -
Now, that's what I call Good Food !0
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'Twas. That particular day, I'm confident that I could've eaten the whole country's supply of garlic toast.A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill0
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You arrive at the cafe and order 3 pints of coke."A cyclist has nothing to lose but his chain"
PTP Runner Up 20150 -
In the last 3 miles all you want is a whole thorntons easter egg to yourself.
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...she's worn out and smiling.0
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When 5 miles from home you stop in a car park for a nap, as you literally cannot move any further."I hold it true, what'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost;
Than never to have loved at all."
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sounds like youre all bonking or getting dehydrated. :?0
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NapD's been bonking for sure."I hold it true, what'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost;
Than never to have loved at all."
Alfred Tennyson0 -
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You can taste blood!Start with a budget, finish with a mortgage!0
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...You know you`ve had a hard ride when.............you start coughing up bits of your kidney......0
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"I hold it true, what'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost;
Than never to have loved at all."
Alfred Tennyson0 -
When you wake up and cook chocolate omelette0
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when your legs simply fall off ? (and your heart explodes ?)0
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When you sleep for 14 hours the next day.0
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...you get home and get that look from the other half that says you promised to only go for a short spin but then felt it was all clicking into place so decided to do an extended loop, twice.0
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you know you've had a hard ride when...
* you can't remember your/wife's/kids name(s)
* you get in the car, and suddenly you can't seem to drive for toffee apples..
* have to stop every two stairs to go upstairs
my fav: you don't know where you really are ;-) and why you're riding a bike!0 -
When you feel like you've a size 12 head in a size 6 helmet, even when you've taken the helmet off.Tail end Charlie
The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.0 -
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When you struggle up the stairs of your building and colapse into your flat, only to realise you've gone up too far and you've just walked into the girl upstairs' flat!
In my defence if she was going to be "enjoying her own company" she should have locked her door!!!0 -
When you ride fom Vancouver to Whistler in 80 degree heat.
Get to the free hotel room in the Whistler Chateau, and the door lock card won't work.
You sit down, wait for the housekeeper with a new card, and then can't get up again...0 -
When you ride fom Vancouver to Whistler in 80 degree heat.
Get to the free hotel room in the Whistler Chateau, and the door lock card won't work.
You sit down, wait for the housekeeper with a new card, and then can't get up again...0 -
When you double post :P
*pokes Splotty
http://www.youtube.com/user/Eurobunneh - My Youtube channel.0 -
Sorry...
My PC goes into schizto mode at 12 noon.
So, thort it hadn't gone.
Post WAS 12 noon, not 11am as on the post.
Stooooopid computer, GRRRRR!!!!
Made me look bad. I'll git yer back...SNARL!!!0 -
solsurf wrote:you throw up, and you never want to tast energy gels again
I know that feeling. Yesterday was not a good day
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You get back and your shortts are wet, your top is wet, your shoes are wet, your hat is wet and your testicles has gone so far back inside your body that you're sure you can feel them rattling around in your skull...http://www.youtube.com/user/Eurobunneh - My Youtube channel.0
