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Westerberg
Westerberg Posts: 652
edited April 2010 in The bottom bracket
....horrendously drunk and tried to pull hot chicks who are out of his league and then woke up feel depressed at having wasted an evening, loads of money, the weekend etc....

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  • Flasheart
    Flasheart Posts: 1,278
    Oh dear mate. You don't sound like you had a very good night either :(
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  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Any chance of some surpris phoros of the evening?
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  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Westerberg wrote:
    ....horrendously drunk and tried to pull hot chicks who are out of his league and then woke up feel depressed at having wasted an evening, loads of money, the weekend etc....

    It's all a part of the growing up process. Just accept you're an ugly b@st@rd and even alcohol can't help you score. :wink:
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  • Westerberg wrote:
    ....horrendously drunk and tried to pull hot chicks who are out of his league and then woke up feel depressed at having wasted an evening, loads of money, the weekend etc....

    It's all a part of the growing up process. Just accept you're an ugly b@st@rd and even alcohol can't help you score. :wink:


    What???

    Never - your wrong.

    Every time I drink I get more handsome and funny and great at fighting and stuff.... you must be drinking the wrong beer
  • Blimey, second morning in a row that you've posted around 5am ish!!!!!!!!!!!! I'd be dead from all that beer and lack of sleep by now, and the rejection from those hotties would keep me in the house for a week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Westerberg wrote:
    ....horrendously drunk and tried to pull hot chicks who are out of his league and then woke up feel depressed at having wasted an evening, loads of money, the weekend etc....

    I sympathise and have been there, apart from the fact I didn't even try to pull, all I ever wanted was a kebab/curry/chinese as a dependable outcome of an evening. Also beer goggles makes you think you have pulled a V.O.L (vision of lovliness) and in reality she is a fat old ditch pig in bad shoes. Nurofen and lucozade and a big gopping pizza later on for you, off out on a 3 hour ride now, weathers great in Kent. :D