Kick Ass

Anonymous
Anonymous Posts: 79,666
edited April 2010 in The Crudcatcher
... Just saw it. Aside from thinking 'what the f*ck just happened' I am also thinking that it was awesome.

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  • Fantastic Mr Fox
    Fantastic Mr Fox Posts: 848
    Oh no, its all just paedophilia...

    ...well according to the Daily Fail it is.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/re ... dhood.html
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  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    Trully awesome film. Tookey is just an idiot and his paper isn't good enough to even be of use as poo paper
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    awesome, awesome film.
  • Alex
    Alex Posts: 2,086
    The daily fail have helped create a legend.
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  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,126
    looks good but that girl pisses me off
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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    Fantastic Mr Fox wrote:
    Oh no, its all just paedophilia...

    ...well according to the Daily Fail it is.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/re ... dhood.html

    lol now i want to watch it
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  • Hercule Q
    Hercule Q Posts: 2,655
    wow the daily hate makes that film sound good :lol:

    everyones a rapist paedo job stealing immigrant hippy hell bent on killing the queen and claiming all of our tax money in benefits!
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  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,716
    Saw it last Wednesday.

    Seeing it again today. Brilliant film.

    Some other friends want to see it next Wednesday too... It may overtake Watchmen as my most watched in the cinema film.
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    I love the comments at the bottom, which are all slating the review, to be followed with
    "We are no longer accepting comments on this article"

    :lol:
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  • Big Shoes
    Big Shoes Posts: 131
    whyamihere wrote:
    Saw it last Wednesday.

    Seeing it again today. Brilliant film.

    Some other friends want to see it next Wednesday too... It may overtake Watchmen as my most watched in the cinema film.

    :shock: Watchmen was one of the worst films i have ever seen, and i have seen more films than most, and i am usually easily pleased with films, i also own over 1000 dvd's
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  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    What difference does the amount of films you own or have seen make to what two different people think of the same film? :roll:
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    Wow That reveiw made me want to go see it.. I haven't read a more moronic sounding reveiw in ages! lol

    Bout to say Andy I don't really see shoes point either :S
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    the bloke who wrote that review probably likes (dogshit) films like the english patient and pulls himself silly to peter pan (the version with dustin hoffman who he admires due to his proximity to young actors during the filming).

    me thinks the lady doth protest too much.

    he is assuming that folk who go to see films like kick ass, do more than remove their minds and watch some hilarity combined with some awesome fight scenes (seriously, the fight scenes are as good as any in film in my opinion). most people who watch this film are doing so as they assume it will be funny and action packed.

    these folk will not be dissapointed.

    that reviewer is a fucking idiot.
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    Big Shoes wrote:
    whyamihere wrote:
    Saw it last Wednesday.

    Seeing it again today. Brilliant film.

    Some other friends want to see it next Wednesday too... It may overtake Watchmen as my most watched in the cinema film.

    :shock: Watchmen was one of the worst films i have ever seen, and i have seen more films than most, and i am usually easily pleased with films, i also own over 1000 dvd's

    quality, not quantity. I bet 900 of those were crap none of us have never heard of......
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    i thought watchmen was rubbish, but mainly cause i didnt get it. that said, i like to leave my brain at home when i watch films and fro those films to include people getting hit with custard pies and trying to fit a ladder through a narrow doorway.
  • Fantastic Mr Fox
    Fantastic Mr Fox Posts: 848
    Big Shoes wrote:
    whyamihere wrote:
    Saw it last Wednesday.

    Seeing it again today. Brilliant film.

    Some other friends want to see it next Wednesday too... It may overtake Watchmen as my most watched in the cinema film.

    :shock: Watchmen was one of the worst films i have ever seen, and i have seen more films than most, and i am usually easily pleased with films, i also own over 1000 dvd's

    Yeah I thought watchmen was crap too, I own 3 DVD players and 2 free view boxes.
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  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    i like to leave my brain at home when i watch films and fro those films to include people getting hit with custard pies and trying to fit a ladder through a narrow doorway.

    Same for me when I go to the cinema. How to train your dragon was awesome. :D
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    El Capitano wrote:
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    i like to leave my brain at home when i watch films and fro those films to include people getting hit with custard pies and trying to fit a ladder through a narrow doorway.

    Same for me when I go to the cinema. How to train your dragon was awesome. :D

    i quite fancy that but might wait for dvd seeing as i have no kids to go with.

    i accidentally watched hotel for dogs the other day, wasnt too bad to be fair!!
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    El Capitano wrote:
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    i like to leave my brain at home when i watch films and fro those films to include people getting hit with custard pies and trying to fit a ladder through a narrow doorway.

    Same for me when I go to the cinema. How to train your dragon was awesome. :D
    i took my daughter to see this at the weekend, it was awesome! i loved it, she'd never been before so was a little freaked about putting 3d glasses on etc, but i loved it.

    I also didnt like watchmen, thought it was slow boring and didnt go anywhere?
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  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    El Capitano wrote:
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    i like to leave my brain at home when i watch films and fro those films to include people getting hit with custard pies and trying to fit a ladder through a narrow doorway.

    Same for me when I go to the cinema. How to train your dragon was awesome. :D

    i quite fancy that but might wait for dvd seeing as i have no kids to go with.

    Me and Mrs C went. No kids...
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    El Capitano wrote:
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    El Capitano wrote:
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    i like to leave my brain at home when i watch films and fro those films to include people getting hit with custard pies and trying to fit a ladder through a narrow doorway.

    Same for me when I go to the cinema. How to train your dragon was awesome. :D

    i quite fancy that but might wait for dvd seeing as i have no kids to go with.

    Me and Mrs C went. No kids...

    nice :D
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    from the DM:
    If Kick-Ass proved so traumatic to you, I can only suggest that you re-consider your vocation as a film critic, for the sake of your continuing mental health
    I think the main problem here is that a film can only appear as intelligent as the viewer attempting to understand it.
    I feel sorry for you.
    Best article i've read in years! Laugh? I almost wet myself! Dear god,

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