Anyone been to Moab...?

Got a Road Trip planned for end of May. Would luv to hear from anyone who can tell me bit about Moab, espesh Porcupine Rim and Poison Spider Mesa Portal Trails.
Kickin off in Arizona, prob catch Crested Butte Area Co too so any recommendations,must/musn't do's b v welcom
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Stevo
Kickin off in Arizona, prob catch Crested Butte Area Co too so any recommendations,must/musn't do's b v welcom

Stevo
Couple of 5 spots, a hummer and a handjob.....
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The trails were well marked then but, as always, there are some off the beaten track gems and the book I used was called "slickrock and beyond" and included what I suppose you mean by the portal trail, which at the time was known as the cow portal and goes off the end of the poison Spider Mesa. 250m drop to your left on a meter wide rocky trail concentrates the mind!
Slickrock trail ofc was just bonkers
it was a magical time, no suspension, no sense of my own mortality, just me my old M800 (at the time new, I still have it though), an Etto helmet and a whole bunch of Ansel Addams country laid out for me to play in.
I stayed at the "Lazy Lizard" guest house. Dunno if it's still there and/or any good now
it was >100 deg F out most of the time (I was there in April) I was drinking a litlre an hour of water plus a gallon of milk a day
The weather could change from 100 deg in the shade to hail storm in minutes ... keeps you on your toes!
The beer sucks (Mormon state so max 3.2%, at least it was) although there was a microbrewery that made interesting tasting if weak beer
everyone should go there once, I want to go there again
Beer in moderation ... is a waste of beer
If riding an XC race bike is like touching the trail,
then riding a rigid singlespeed is like licking it
... or being punched by it, depending on the day
Check out Mountainbikemayhem.com
I was young and stupid when I went. Got a greyhound form Colarado to Green river then hitched ... i've been dining out on that story for a while!
Take a camera. it is some of the most breathtaking country I've seen ... pictures please :-) .
Beer in moderation ... is a waste of beer
If riding an XC race bike is like touching the trail,
then riding a rigid singlespeed is like licking it
... or being punched by it, depending on the day
I loved some guys review of porcupine rim
"this trail had the most technical downhills I have ever walked down"
Sounds good =-)
3 things I can guarantee you....
1. The riding will be awesome
2. The beer will be cold
3. The locals will be friendly
enjoy, and check this out - I found it while lusting over the 2010 Yeti website........
http://www.yeticycles.com/#/features/fruita_moab/1/
Planet X Ti Sportive for Sportives & tours
Orange Alpine 160 for Afan,Alps & dodging trees
Singlespeed Planet X Kaffenback for dodging potholes
An On-One Inbred for hard-tail shenanigans...
Any recommendations as to best trailor park or RV hook up...