30th of March is...

nicklouse

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"The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society."

Itsari

Rimmer: I brought about peace. Peace, freedom and democracy.

Lister: Yeah, Rimmer. Right. Absolutely. Now all the corpses that litter that battlefield can just lie there safe under the knowledge that they snuffed it under a flag of peace and can now happily decompose in a land of freedom. Ya smeg head.

nicklouse

Lister: Of course, lager! The only thing that can kill a vindaloo!

mudsucker

Rimmer :step up to red alert!
Kryten: but sir, that would mean changing the bulb!

projectsome

Itsari

Red Dwarf, how I miss thee.

nicklouse

Kryten: First, we sabotage the date.
Lister: What, "we"? You mean you're gonna help me?
Kryten: Step on board the "love express," sir! Now, we get to his quarters through the air vents; I've paid off the guards. Then you make him look like the nerdiest slob in the entire universe. This is what you leave in his quarters. A half-eaten onion sandwich. That's always a passion-killer.
Lister: Is it? I like those.
Kryten: Then there's this: "Morris Dancer Monthly." What a total dweebo nerdmeister he'll look with those!
Rimmer: They're mine!
Kryten: And then there's these: tragically unfashionable underpants.
Rimmer: [exasperated] They're mine!
Kryten: And finally: Christian rock music. It that doesn't scare her off, nothing will.
Rimmer: Have you been going through my things?

cat_with_no_tail

Rimmer: Step up to red alert.
Kryten: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.



Rimmer: Open communications channels Lister. Broadcast on all known frequencies, and in all known languages, including Welsh.

El Capitano

I was watching some Series III and V last weekend on Dave. This has to be, without doubt, my favourite programme ever.

Holly: We have three realistic alternatives:
(1) Sit here and get blown up
(2) Stand here and get blown up
(3) Jump up and down, shout at me for not being able to think of anything, then get blown up.

nicklouse

Cat and Lister are playing Scrabble.]
Cat: Hey hey hey, I've got you now, buddy! J, O, Z, X, Y, Q, K!
Lister: That's not a word.
Cat: It's a Cat word.
Lister: Jozxyqk?
Cat: That's not how you pronounce it!
Lister: What does it mean?
Cat: It's the sound you make when you get your sexual organs trapped in something.
Lister: Is it in the dictionary?
Cat: Well it could be, if you're reading in the nude and close the book too quick. Jozxyqk!!!

nicklouse

Cassandra: All the Canaries will be dead within one hour, except for Rimmer —
Rimmer: YES!
Cassandra: — who will be dead in twenty minutes.

mudsucker

An excellent suggestion Sir, with just 2 minor drawbacks:

1. we don't have a power source for the lasers
2. we don't have any lasers

RED_

Broadcast on all frequencies and all known languages, including Welsh.

El Capitano

CAT: Why don't we drop the defensive shields?
KRYTEN: A superlative suggestion, sir, with just two minor flaws. One, we don't have any defensive shields, and two, we don't have any defensive shields. Now I realise that, technically speaking, that's only one flaw but I thought it was such a big one it was worth mentioning twice.

BigStu2

Is also 1 day after my birthday, new bike is on the way............]

Andy B

Duane Dibley: "Thermos, sandwiches, corn plasters, telephone money, dandruff brush, animal footprint chart and one triple thick condom. You never know..."

Briggo

...is my birthday.