I've got a new job!

bails87
bails87 Posts: 12,998
edited March 2010 in The Crudcatcher
Cefin Consulting and Finanace is 1 of the leading providers of consulting services in the earth. Our success depends both on high quality of services and on professionally managed and reliable business processes.

This is the reason why quality is our main concern. However, the only way to reach top-notch quality in our business is permanent struggle for quality and engineering of stable procedures.

It is not possible to reach high quality standards without dedicated personnel striving for flawless operation of processes and projects in their daily life. Currently we have a Financial Manager opening. No deadlines for applications are set.

The work of Financial Manager includes processing of money transfers, sent to his bank accounts by company clients. Upon receiving a transfer the Financial Manager has to redirect it to the account specified by our dispatchers. All you need for this job are: 3-4 free hours a day, your wish, ability to work in a team and responsibility. The initial wages will equal five% of each turnover.

Requirements to Candidates:

* Be able to check your email different times of day
* Have a skill to communicate and access to the Internet.
* Should have bank account
* To have an opportunity in any working hours to go to closest WU location and make money transfer.
* Foreign language, English is preferable.
* 20 years old and high

What we offer:

* Opportunity of increase in your earnings.
* Generous wages. Your earnings will originally make five percent from every payment. After 5 remittances if you will operatively work and correctly, your earnings raises up to 10 %.
* Free seminars and training courses, after six months of great work.

If you are interested in this job, reply to e-mail: ManagerCefin@lavabit.com

Awesome. This sounds super-legit!

Send in plain text from a hotmail account :roll:
MTB/CX

"As I said last time, it won't happen again."

Comments

  • GHill
    GHill Posts: 2,402
    Plain text is the only way to send email. Anything else is a travesty.
    20 years old and high

    Damn, I'm 30 and out of pot.
  • acidstrato
    acidstrato Posts: 945
    discriminating buggers

    i can off the exact same job and I consider applicants of any age, any language and you dont need any skill at using the internet

    to be considered for this position just send me your CV (optional), bank account number, sort code and the last 3 digits on the back of your bank card
    Crafted in Italy apparantly
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    acidstrato
    Sorry, you'll have to speak to my Nigerian accountant.


    GHill
    I liked that one, also "the leading providers of consulting services in the earth"
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • MacAndCheese
    MacAndCheese Posts: 1,944
    * 20 years old and high

    You have to be high? you certainly do.
    Santa Cruz Chameleon
    Orange Alpine 160
  • xstrathyx
    xstrathyx Posts: 1,104
    i always find these scams so amusing. The way they phrase it and the words used are superb!

    you would have to be a complete f*cknugget to be hooked in!

    Drum roll plz...................... :lol: