which would you have infront of your house?
nicklouse
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"Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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that is a bit daft.
although rather embarrasingly, there's a doctor living next door to me with the most adorable little 3 year old i've ever met - so polite it's like she's straight out of Mary Poppins.
She built a snowman with her dad in the grounds out the front of our building the other night. it was quite good actually.
that night I went out and got very very drunk and on the way home I got dropped off by a cab at the gates after and decided to walk up the drive because it was 5am and the taxi headlights shine right into their front bedrooms because of the way the drive faces.
It's about 80 yards from the gates to the front door and I passed the snowman about 20 yards from the house.
I firstly took the carrot it had for it's nose and gave it a willy instead.
Then I got to the front door, looked back and the snowman and thought it would be funny if I tried to make it like a headless ghost (truly, i thought she would find it really cool if I took off the head and moulded it under where the snowmans stick arm was)
Unfortunately, I pulled the head off and then got too cold trying to stick it back on, so I just left it.
I passed it again the next morning on the way to buy a newspaper and I felt so ashamed.
Their beautiful snowman now had its head lying on the grass next to it, one arm had a fallen off and it had an erection. :oops:
What's worse........there were about 500 footsteps all around the snowman.....leading straight to me door
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