OT: Last night I dreamt about....

itboffin

This all could go badly wrong but here goes anyway.

It might come as a surprise to some of you but my first love is not in fact Guinness :shock:
It is coffee, I drink it by the bucket load, not just any coffee either oh no, you won't catch me drinking instant rubbish, it needs to be fresh strong ground coffee.

So back on topic, this morning I was woken by a dream I was having, in which I was somewhere in France and had just been served the perfect cup of coffee, it was so vivid I could smell and taste it when I woke :shock:

I really like coffee

rjsterry

Looks like you and me are in a race to the bottom for thread with the least posts.

EDIT: Nope, just me being impatient.

R_T_A

Last night I dreamt that I was back at school, just finished cricket, and someone had stolen the front wheel from my bike (the one I ride now). It was locked up in the bike sheds (no Freudian diagnosis please :roll: ).

I was running round with a cricket bat trying to find out who it was, but couldn't find anyone.

I really like coffee too

NGale

itboffin wrote:

This all could go badly wrong but here goes anyway.

It might come as a surprise to some of you but my first love is not in fact Guinness :shock:
It is coffee, I drink it by the bucket load, not just any coffee either oh no, you won't catch me drinking instant rubbish, it needs to be fresh strong ground coffee.

So back on topic, this morning I was woken by a dream I was having, in which I was somewhere in France and had just been served the perfect cup of coffee, it was so vivid I could smell and taste it when I woke :shock:

I really like coffee

I like coffee too. However if I don't have a cup of tea first thing in the morning then I am capable of killing someone :shock:

iain_j

I dreamt of coffee once and it kept me awake.

:oops:

sorry

Kieran_Burns

itboffin wrote:

This all could go badly wrong but here goes anyway.

It might come as a surprise to some of you but my first love is not in fact Guinness :shock:
It is coffee, I drink it by the bucket load, not just any coffee either oh no, you won't catch me drinking instant rubbish, it needs to be fresh strong ground coffee.

So back on topic, this morning I was woken by a dream I was having, in which I was somewhere in France and had just been served the perfect cup of coffee, it was so vivid I could smell and taste it when I woke :shock:

I really like coffee

I could murder a Nescafe right now... powder of course

kelsen

Last night I dreamt I was sleeping on a pillow. When I woke up this morning my head was all sticky from the giant marshmallow I went to bed with.

Porgy

itboffin wrote:

It might come as a surprise to some of you but my first love is not in fact Guinness :shock:
It is coffee, I drink it by the bucket load, not just any coffee either oh no, you won't catch me drinking instant rubbish, it needs to be fresh strong ground coffee.

What a ridiculous dream! Everybody knows that the perfect coffee comes from italy. :roll:

cee

Porgy wrote:

itboffin wrote:

It might come as a surprise to some of you but my first love is not in fact Guinness :shock:
It is coffee, I drink it by the bucket load, not just any coffee either oh no, you won't catch me drinking instant rubbish, it needs to be fresh strong ground coffee.

What a ridiculous dream! Everybody knows that the perfect coffee comes from italy. :roll:

fact. best coffee i ever had was in a cafe somewhere in a piazza in rome....near trastevere...

in fact...this was it....

Jamey

I can't stand coffee. The smell of it makes me physically sick. When people sitting near me in the office are drinking it I retire to one of my edit suites (I have five desks and six computers I can use) and stay there until they finish.

I don't even like typing the word or looking at it. The formation of the letters makes me feel queasy tbh.

I hate it.

itboffin

Porgy wrote:

itboffin wrote:

It might come as a surprise to some of you but my first love is not in fact Guinness :shock:
It is coffee, I drink it by the bucket load, not just any coffee either oh no, you won't catch me drinking instant rubbish, it needs to be fresh strong ground coffee.

What a ridiculous dream! Everybody knows that the perfect coffee comes from italy. :roll:

I know French coffee FFS it's almost as bad as Turkish, I strong suspect they make it with cigarette ash.

itboffin

Jamey wrote:

I can't stand coffee. The smell of it makes me physically sick. When people sitting near me in the office are drinking it I retire to one of my edit suites (I have five desks and six computers I can use) and stay there until they finish.

I don't even like typing the word or looking at it. The formation of the letters makes me feel queasy tbh.

I hate it.

O K :roll:

Jamey

Trufax.

NGale

Still the best coffee for me is Tim Horton's coffee...I look forward to when my parents get back from Canada with a suitcase full of the stuff :shock:

Talking of weird dreams I did have a strange one in which Jake, ITB and DDD were in. Weird for the fact that I have never met ITB and DDD :shock: :shock:

holybinch

cee wrote:

Porgy wrote:

itboffin wrote:

It might come as a surprise to some of you but my first love is not in fact Guinness :shock:
It is coffee, I drink it by the bucket load, not just any coffee either oh no, you won't catch me drinking instant rubbish, it needs to be fresh strong ground coffee.

What a ridiculous dream! Everybody knows that the perfect coffee comes from italy. :roll:

fact. best coffee i ever had was in a cafe somewhere in a piazza in rome....near trastevere...

in fact...this was it....

It's not coffee, it's got some white stuff in it!

moonio

I had truly bizarre dream last night, I went to a hospital as I had belly ache and after an examination the nurse presented me with my womb wrapped in tissue, she said there was nothing wrong with it, the doctor had just decided to remove it as a precaution.

I stood there with a perfect womb in my hands and demanded to see the doctor, I questioned him and he just played dumb so I went ballistic then woke up.

No idea what this means. :roll:

Jay dubbleU

moonio wrote:

I had truly bizarre dream last night, I went to a hospital as I had belly ache and after an examination the nurse presented me with my womb wrapped in tissue, she said there was nothing wrong with it, the doctor had just decided to remove it as a precaution.

I stood there with a perfect womb in my hands and demanded to see the doctor, I questioned him and he just played dumb so I went ballistic then woke up.

No idea what this means. :roll:

You need a new bike 8)

Cafewanda

NGale wrote:

Talking of weird dreams I did have a strange one in which Jake, ITB and DDD were in. Weird for the fact that I have never met ITB and DDD :shock: :shock:

The comments one could make to this............................ I'm going to restrain myself and pretend I'm a well-behave old lady :roll:

itboffin

Cafewanda wrote:

NGale wrote:

Talking of weird dreams I did have a strange one in which Jake, ITB and DDD were in. Weird for the fact that I have never met ITB and DDD :shock: :shock:

The comments one could make to this............................ I'm going to restrain myself and pretend I'm a well-behave old lady :roll:

Old? I'll have none of that talk, young lady

Cafewanda

Jay dubbleU wrote:

moonio wrote:

I had truly bizarre dream last night, I went to a hospital as I had belly ache and after an examination the nurse presented me with my womb wrapped in tissue, she said there was nothing wrong with it, the doctor had just decided to remove it as a precaution.

I stood there with a perfect womb in my hands and demanded to see the doctor, I questioned him and he just played dumb so I went ballistic then woke up.

No idea what this means. :roll:

You need a new bike 8)

I concur. Harry is lonely 8)

itboffin

Jay dubbleU wrote:

moonio wrote:

I had truly bizarre dream last night, I went to a hospital as I had belly ache and after an examination the nurse presented me with my womb wrapped in tissue, she said there was nothing wrong with it, the doctor had just decided to remove it as a precaution.

I stood there with a perfect womb in my hands and demanded to see the doctor, I questioned him and he just played dumb so I went ballistic then woke up.

No idea what this means. :roll:

You need a new bike 8)

I've just bought the parts for a new winter hack

Cafewanda

Your ever-growing bike collection has it's own house, heat controlled and a mech on standby? :shock:

Please tell me Mrs ITB has a passion for something too (and I don't mean you!)

itboffin

Cafewanda wrote:

Your ever-growing bike collection has it's own house, heat controlled and a mech on standby? :shock:

Please tell me Mrs ITB has a passion for something too (and I don't mean you!)

White wine and handbags

Cafewanda

Excellent

Hope she has suitable luxurious storage for said handbags as I'm guessing they are not the same 'high' quality as my Tesco/Sainsbury/M&S collection

itboffin

Cafewanda wrote:

Excellent

Hope she has suitable luxurious storage for said handbags as I'm guessing they are not the same 'high' quality as my Tesco/Sainsbury/M&S collection

The 4th bedroom is pretty much just shoes and handbags :shock:

Cafewanda

Way to go Mrs ITB

itboffin

Cafewanda wrote:

Way to go Mrs ITB

Have you ever used or heard the phrase "oh this! i've had this for ages"

NGale

itboffin wrote:

Cafewanda wrote:

Way to go Mrs ITB

Have you ever used or heard the phrase "oh this! i've had this for ages"

ahhhhh a tried and tested line. Unfortutanly it's never worked with Jake....damn

Cafewanda

That's a reall shame NGale. He's clearly unwilling to play the game

NGale

Cafewanda wrote:

That's a reall shame NGale. He's clearly unwilling to play the game

Na I think he's just developed a cynical nature after his ex wife His only consolation, I'm not spending his money, not yet anyway

Cafewanda

Ssshh!! Don't say that in public!!!