colintrav or el_cartero
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Them both at the same time!0
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So you could bang their heads together? Or just so you know they can't possibly be on the forum because they're stuck in a lift?!
Hmmm, I should have put a third option of "I'd rather eat my own toe nails", don't think I can go back and edit a poll though.0 -
I still don't think colintrav has a bike
thats el_cartero thread is a funny though 0 -
bigbenj_08
which?
or just all of them?"Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
Parktools :?:SheldonBrown0 -
the bit where SS interjects for half time pub break. 0
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the one linked above.... I havn't had the pleasure of reading any of his other threads I don;t think :evil:0
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Oh that one.
I was almost ready for the B button."Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
Parktools :?:SheldonBrown0 -
haha yea I had a giggle at that...blister pus wrote:the bit where SS interjects for half time pub break.0 -
blister pus wrote:the bit where SS interjects for half time pub break.
Haha, that was great!0 -
the thing is both of them are annoying. but come on jesus_christ and naveed (samhilldriftlikenoother) were a better class of annoying.
for fcuksake even 4XJ was a funnier type of annoying.Fancy a brew?0 -
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and neither colintrav or el-cartero aint?Fancy a brew?0
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+1 So that I could introduce them to each other and see what happenssupersonic wrote:Them both at the same time! It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
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thekickingmule wrote:
+1 So that I could introduce them to each other and see what happenssupersonic wrote:Them both at the same time!
was thinking the same thing. can't we lock them into one thread with each other allow them to post nowhere else and watch the inevitable.Fancy a brew?0 -
El_Cartero's thread is funny because I've uber pwned him.
Thing is, I'd rather they be in a lift and me cutting the wires at that new building in Dubai....0 -
el_cartero for me.
Couldnt do with being stuck in a lift with Colintrav, the constant regurgitation of daily fail articles and drunken ramblings would push me over the edge.
I do quite like the idea of locking the 2 of them in a thread together though. You could have the added bonus of using it as a sort of naughty step for other forum members too.
"Watch yourself or we'll lock you up in the cage with the gimps."0 -
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Colintrav may post some rubbish, but at least he's capable of two way conversation.
El cartero's discussions seem to go....
EC: You're all jealous of the bike I haven't bought yet, I'm well 'ard. If you can't give me a good reason not to buy it then I'm going to buy it and jump off kerbs.
Entire Forum: *Several good reasons not to buy it*
EC:You're all jealous of the bike I haven't bought yet, I'm well 'ard. If you can't give me a good reason not to buy it then I'm going to buy it and jump off kerbs.
Entire Forum: Errr..... *Several good reasons not to buy it again*
EC:You're all jealous of the bike I haven't bought yet, I'm well 'ard. If you can't give me a good reason not to buy it then I'm going to buy it and jump off kerbs.
Entire Forum: *Sigh*
EC:You're all jealous of the bike I haven't bought yet, I'm well 'ard. If you can't give me a good reason not to buy it then I'm going to buy it and jump off kerbs.
Entire Forum:
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cept he is cnut, and your not!El Capitano wrote:El Cartero. We share the same first name...2009 Trek 3900 disc https://www.flickr.com/photos/125245570 ... 613755884/
2014 Cube Peloton Pro https://www.flickr.com/photos/125245570 ... 613364814/0 -
I really think you should all grow up and leave my sun alone. He is very sweet natured and all he wants is to buy a bike. I told him he wasnt allowed to spend his wages from being a postman until he asked around and got advice first (he is a compulsive spender and his farther and I dont want a repeat of the "warhammer incident"). He has been very excited recently and was ready to buy the bike of his dreams but when i found him crying last night he told me that people on the internet are picking on him. it sounds to me like you are all jealous. You should all be ashamed of yourselfs. i think it is just because his qube will be better than all of your bikes. He has worked very hard all of his life and he deserves a nice bike, maybe if you all worked hard, you could afford a nice bike too.0
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elcarteros_mum wrote:I really think you should all grow up and leave my sun alone. He is very sweet natured and all he wants is to buy a bike. I told him he wasnt allowed to spend his wages from being a postman until he asked around and got advice first (he is a compulsive spender and his farther and I dont want a repeat of the "warhammer incident"). He has been very excited recently and was ready to buy the bike of his dreams but when i found him crying last night he told me that people on the internet are picking on him. it sounds to me like you are all jealous. You should all be ashamed of yourselfs. i think it is just because his qube will be better than all of your bikes. He has worked very hard all of his life and he deserves a nice bike, maybe if you all worked hard, you could afford a nice bike too.
Its another fucking FOURCROSSJOHN, what a loser ha!
Highlighted spelling mistakes, having put this text through my hyper-uber-textual-translator it shows a distinct lack of punctuation in tune with the same distinct lack of punction made popular by the riff-raff also known as "Fourcrossjohn".0 -
OK, so my speling isnt all that great but Im not here to be assessed on english, Im a welder not a writer. Im here to stop you all from picking on my son.0
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superb! (this forum only seems to attract some "special folk")
I am guessing spelling isn't your strong point either? trumpet!elcarteros_mum wrote:OK, so my speling isnt all that great but Im not here to be assessed on english, Im a welder not a writer. Im here to stop you all from picking on my son.2009 Trek 3900 disc https://www.flickr.com/photos/125245570 ... 613755884/
2014 Cube Peloton Pro https://www.flickr.com/photos/125245570 ... 613364814/0 -
elcarteros_mum wrote:OK, so my speling isnt all that great but Im not here to be assessed on english, Im a welder not a writer. Im here to stop you all from picking on my son.
Thought you'd been banned
Several times This is my bike, there are many like it but this one is mine0 -
elcarteros_mum wrote:OK, so my speling isnt all that great but Im not here to be assessed on english, Im a welder not a writer. Im here to stop you all from picking on my son.
Mum + Welder = Pro-Matt-Hoffman's mum?
Oh and Hai, how old are you? Is there a Elcarteros_dad around? Have you got any pictures of yourself you'd like to share?0 -
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maaaaan, i wish his mum would talk to him..................0
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El Capitano wrote:elcarteros_mum wrote:OK, so my speling isnt all that great but Im not here to be assessed on english, Im a welder not a writer. Im here to stop you all from picking on my son.
Mum + Welder = Pro-Matt-Hoffman's mum?
My thoughts exactly!0
