Kung Fu Fighting

seataltea

Confucius ' Man with bike can travel far to fight crime'

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ff2_1261805235

cat_with_no_tail

I love how he does the deed, then struts towards them thinking he's the man, then shlts himself and runs away when they get up.
(More or less the same thing I'd do).