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Behold My Awesome Power

NuggsNuggs Posts: 1,804
edited December 2009 in Road beginners
I just got back from a ride and checked my odometer (first time with my new computer).

I covered 12,456 miles in just over 3 hours. That's an average speed of 4,152 mph.

I actually felt like I wasn't moving the bike across the tarmac, instead my awesome power was moving the earth around me (Chuck Norris did this once as well).

I got out of the saddle once and just flattened a hill. I'm going to need to call the Ordnance Survey so they can update their maps after the Sussex countryside has been brutalised by my thighs.

Quadpower(TM) is for girls. What you need is a Mavic Wintech computer. For £100, I have experienced a 277-fold increase in average speed. Feel my power.

I have a new book out for Christmas: "Nuggs - Man or Machine?"


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