The ultimate dilema?

ARob

Was out cycling with a mate at the weekend. He has a problem.

His wife wants a boob job and he wants a new bike. He can only afford one or the other?

Big problem.. :?

I suggested a compromise, get a cheaper bike and just the one boob done.

Does anyone have any better suggestions i can pass on and put my friend out of misery?

strodey

Get a new bike and a bit on the side with big boobs! happy days.

marin_maniac

Boobs of course.

Is you "mate" mental?

I would rather upgrade my "other ride"!

lfcquin

He can borrow my bike if I can play with his wife's new..... Nevermind - silly idea.

Squillinossett

Marin Maniac wrote:

Boobs of course.

Is you "mate" mental?

I would rather upgrade my "other ride"!

Good call! made me smile!

hopper1

Buy her a chest expander....

ride_whenever

boobs every time, totally worth it over yet another bike when the old one works.

Anonymous

A bike doesn't get a headache every time you signal an intention to ride it!

ride_whenever

although that says he cares more about her/her appearance than his cycling.

Depends why she wants them, if she's really unhappy with her body image and actually wants them then it would be the better move to make to show she's more important than cycling to him, if not then still get the boobs!

milese

Depends what the current frame is like. If its a tidy number and he already enjoys riding it then keep it as it is and buy a new bike.

redvee

Whatever choice he has to make, we want pics of the result of his financial outlay, more so if it's b( Y )bs

cougie

Dont boobs have to be redone every few years ? Seems a slippery slope to me.

I'd buy the new bike and thats bound to attract the attention of a discerning pneumatic blonde.

Possibly.

skyd0g

False boobs look cr@p IMHO - I prefer 'au naturel', whatever size they happen to be. 8)

tri-sexual

she wants the boob job to attract other blokes - FACT!
she will make the usual excuse of getting the boob job for her partners benefit or that she feels unattractive and fears that she will lose him to other women - all CR@P! she wants it done for her own benefit
he will no doubt reassure her that he loves her the way she is (which is probably true) but she WILL get it done if she is determined even if funds are not available. she will borrow against the house or what ever it takes, once she gets it into her mind - it will be the most important thing to her - she will feel that once she gets it done somehow her life will be totally transformed for the better
when she gets it done, her confidence will increase and she will target other blokes, a few months down the line she will say that her partner shows no interest in her and that other men appreciates her for a women whereas her husband treats her like a possession/ object
divorce
husband loses everything and moves in with his parents, new man moves in- rides the wife and his bikes and the kids will call new man dad
SORRY for being negative but seen it numerous times

ademort

Whatever you decide, will you post a picture of the new bike/boobs on the check out my ride thread. I am sure we will all be interested in the new ride
Ademort

Aspman77

Buy her some Boza beer, even if it doesn't work she'll be too p155ed to notice he's spent the money on a bike.

http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/alcoh ... -boza-beer

Aggieboy

Either way, I hope the 'puncture fairy' doesn't visit! :shock:

Pross

As he's married to her he'll never get any benefit from the boobs so may as well go for the bike. If he wants something bigger to look at (obviously touching is out of the question being married) he could spend £30 on a decent padded uplifting bra for her

STEFANOS4784

Milese wrote:

Depends what the current frame is like. If its a tidy number and he already enjoys riding it then keep it as it is and buy a new bike.

Hahahaa +1

And +1 to fake boobs looking cr@p, like footballs with scars on :roll:

Monsieur La Papadici

Get the bike and tell the bint to stop being so selfish.

Heckler1974

Presumably if he does go with hoo-hoos 2.0 then posts a picture, some pedant will note that the background isn't white and the valves no longer point downwards........

carrock

If it's his money, it depends which would give him the most pleasure.......or she could pretend it's making her depressed and get them done on the NHS

pabloweaver

NapoleonD wrote:

A bike doesn't get a headache every time you signal an intention to ride it!

nor does it mind if you ride other bikes at the weekend ......

Sheptastic

cougie wrote:

Dont boobs have to be redone every few years ? Seems a slippery slope to me.

I'd buy the new bike and thats bound to attract the attention of a discerning pneumatic blonde.

Possibly.

Brave New World? If so chapeau!

dennisn

This dilemma may eventually be solved by age. After 4 or 5 decades in the saddle "Big Jim and the Twins" may not respond like they used to. So, you buy another bike.

ARob

humm, thanks for all the replies but not so sure some of these will be all that helpful..

i've heard however that the problem is solved. he's gone for 'i like you just the way you are..' i gather.

good call IMO. i can't think of many ways to get a new bike AND a cuddle for chosing that option! :roll:

Aggieboy

ARob wrote:

humm, thanks for all the replies but not so sure some of these will be all that helpful..

i've heard however that the problem is solved. he's gone for 'i like you just the way you are..' i gather.
good call IMO. i can't think of many ways to get a new bike AND a cuddle for chosing that option! :roll:

Update. To which she replied 'Well, I don't like you the way you are. Get yourself an expensive new bike and keep fit" They both lived happily ever after. :P

STEFANOS4784

carrock wrote:

or she could pretend it's making her depressed and get them done on the NHS

Now that's what i call a plan

Steve_b77

Get the boobs, you'll only want another bike soon anyway

rogerthecat

Well it depends on what Bike.

timb64

cougie wrote:

Dont boobs have to be redone every few years ? Seems a slippery slope to me.

I'd buy the new bike and thats bound to attract the attention of a discerning pneumatic blonde.

Possibly.

The reverse argument is also true ie the bike will need replacing/upgrading in a few years-go with the boobs and enjoy them while the ,obviously, shallow relationship lasts! :twisted: