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AlexAlex Posts: 2,224
edited December 2009 in The Crudcatcher
English motherf*cker, do you speak it?


Type like a human being. Accents are for speaking.
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  • jay12jay12 Posts: 6,306
    i totally agree. i can't read half the stuff he says
  • missmarplemissmarple Posts: 1,980
    jay12 wrote:
    i totally agree. i can't read half the stuff he says

    Perhaps that is a good thing, after all he is the most grumpy c*nt I've ever met. And I've met a fair few.

    I mean all he does is moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan and moan.
  • colintravcolintrav Posts: 1,074
    Alex wrote:
    English motherf*cker, do you speak it?


    Type like a human being. Accents are for speaking.



    Would your prefer text talk :P
  • whyamiherewhyamihere Posts: 7,333
    colintrav wrote:
    Alex wrote:
    English motherf*cker, do you speak it?


    Type like a human being. Accents are for speaking.



    Would your prefer text talk :P
    Try it.

    I dare you.
  • whyamihere wrote:
    colintrav wrote:
    Alex wrote:
    English motherf*cker, do you speak it?


    Type like a human being. Accents are for speaking.



    Would your prefer text talk :P
    Text talk is perfectly acceptable...
    Please feel free :).

    What he said :twisted:
  • colintravcolintrav Posts: 1,074
    Alex wrote:
    English motherf*cker, do you speak it?


    Type like a human being. Accents are for speaking.


    I say they're chap one does speak the Queens Vocabulary rather well !
  • The Northern MonkeyThe Northern Monkey Posts: 20,783
    edited November 2009
    colintrav wrote:
    Alex wrote:
    English motherf*cker, do you speak it?


    Type like a human being. Accents are for speaking.


    I say they're chap one does speak the Queens Vocabulary rather well !

    FAIL!
  • colintravcolintrav Posts: 1,074
    bigbenj_08 wrote:
    whyamihere wrote:
    colintrav wrote:
    Alex wrote:
    English motherf*cker, do you speak it?


    Type like a human being. Accents are for speaking.



    Would your prefer text talk :P
    Text talk is perfectly acceptable...
    Please feel free :).

    What he said :twisted:

    Wel pt it dis way u knw I cny b btherd
  • colintravcolintrav Posts: 1,074
    missmarple wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    i totally agree. i can't read half the stuff he says

    Perhaps that is a good thing, after all he is the most grumpy c*nt I've ever met. And I've met a fair few.

    I mean all he does is moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan and moan.

    Like the BT advert it's good to moan :P You should know you Woman are good at moaning in Bed unless your not being serviced right :P
  • stevet1992stevet1992 Posts: 1,502
    colintrav wrote:
    bigbenj_08 wrote:
    whyamihere wrote:
    colintrav wrote:
    Alex wrote:
    English motherf*cker, do you speak it?


    Type like a human being. Accents are for speaking.



    Would your prefer text talk :P
    Text talk is perfectly acceptable...
    Please feel free :).

    What he said :twisted:

    Wel pt it dis way u knw I cny b btherd

    GET HIM MODS !

    *Bundles Colintrav into the mod van*
    On-One 456 Sainsburys Season

    Calling All SouthEastern Riders
  • missmarplemissmarple Posts: 1,980
    bigbenj_08 wrote:
    colintrav wrote:
    Alex wrote:
    English motherf*cker, do you speak it?


    Type like a human being. Accents are for speaking.


    I say they're chap one does speak the Queens Vocabulary rather well !

    FAIL!

    Another fail for missing out the apostrophe. And here it goes:


    FAIL
  • AndyAndy Posts: 8,207
    Can you all please grow up?

    Many Thanks
    Andy
    x
  • El CapitanoEl Capitano Posts: 13,671
    Andy wrote:
    Can you all please grow up?

    Many Thanks
    Andy
    x

    No.
  • stevet1992stevet1992 Posts: 1,502
    Andy wrote:
    Can you all please grow up?

    Many Thanks
    Andy
    x
    My mummy says im a big boy ? :twisted:
    On-One 456 Sainsburys Season

    Calling All SouthEastern Riders
  • AndyAndy Posts: 8,207
    Andy wrote:
    Can you all please grow up?

    Many Thanks
    Andy
    x

    No.

    You especially!
  • _Ferret__Ferret_ Posts: 660
    Hey!
    Don't ruin it - I love reading colintrav's posts.
    They always make me laugh.
    I still can't work out if he's a child that has got a hold of his dads computer or an old man who's not quite sure where all the keys are, but it's still damn funny...
    Not really active
  • missmarplemissmarple Posts: 1,980
    Andy wrote:
    Andy wrote:
    Can you all please grow up?

    Many Thanks
    Andy
    x

    No.

    You especially!

    Jog on pal.
  • AndyAndy Posts: 8,207
    missmarple wrote:
    Andy wrote:
    Andy wrote:
    Can you all please grow up?

    Many Thanks
    Andy
    x

    No.

    You especially!

    Jog on pal.

    Stay out of this! It's between me and the old tart!
  • El CapitanoEl Capitano Posts: 13,671
    Andy wrote:
    missmarple wrote:
    Andy wrote:
    Andy wrote:
    Can you all please grow up?

    Many Thanks
    Andy
    x

    No.

    You especially!

    Jog on pal.

    Stay out of this! It's between me and the old tart!

    I may be old, by you're the tart here...
  • BignigeBignige Posts: 223
    Could be worse..........at least he's not talking MSN...yet !!!!!!
    Ride it like you stole it.........Yeah Baby!!!

    2008 Spesh Enduro SL Expert
    2010 Fuji Roubaix 1.0 Ltd Edition
  • missmarplemissmarple Posts: 1,980
    This sort of tart?

    tart.jpg
  • AndyAndy Posts: 8,207
    Yeah thats Stu's publicity photo.
  • yoohoo999yoohoo999 Posts: 1,089
    to be fair, he might actually be on the wind up.

    I was rather bored at work one day and spent all day winding up the big girls blouses that are the STW forum. Bloody hell, it wasn't difficult! It's actually quite addictive!

    Maybe colintrav is just doing the same thing here? :?
  • BignigeBignige Posts: 223
    yoohoo999 wrote:
    to be fair, he might actually be on the wind up.

    I was rather bored at work one day and spent all day winding up the big girls blouses that are the STW forum. Bloody hell, it wasn't difficult! It's actually quite addictive!

    Maybe colintrav is just doing the same thing here? :?

    Uh huh, yup, d'you think that's possible, really.................NOT !!
    Ride it like you stole it.........Yeah Baby!!!

    2008 Spesh Enduro SL Expert
    2010 Fuji Roubaix 1.0 Ltd Edition
  • missmarplemissmarple Posts: 1,980
    Even so I still think the guy is a bit of a censored who should, in essence, get a life and go riding instead of posting pointless inhumourous bullshit.
  • yoohoo999yoohoo999 Posts: 1,089
    Bignige wrote:
    Uh huh, yup, d'you think that's possible, really.................NOT !!

    are you living in the USA in the 1980's or do you just like the quaint language they used?
  • BignigeBignige Posts: 223
    Seriously dude.....I freakin new I was in the wrong time and space continuum !!! Oh well...back to the delorean!!
    Ride it like you stole it.........Yeah Baby!!!

    2008 Spesh Enduro SL Expert
    2010 Fuji Roubaix 1.0 Ltd Edition
  • worse than me?
  • stevet1992stevet1992 Posts: 1,502
    worse than me?

    I reckon it is you :wink:
    On-One 456 Sainsburys Season

    Calling All SouthEastern Riders
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