Domestic Extremists!
Splottboy
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Apparently, the Police are spending 9 million quid checking on "Domestic Extremists."
Once, in a hurry, I ironed a pair of trousers just wearing my underpants. I was distracted, and I burnt my inner thigh. Now, I don't think you can get more extreme domestically than that.
Do you think I'll be getting a visit from Mr Plod, the local clod, soon?
Once, in a hurry, I ironed a pair of trousers just wearing my underpants. I was distracted, and I burnt my inner thigh. Now, I don't think you can get more extreme domestically than that.
Do you think I'll be getting a visit from Mr Plod, the local clod, soon?
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You could've been ironing your underpantsCarlsberg don't make cycle clothing, but if they did it would probably still not be as good as Assos0
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To be honest, most of my work at the moment is dedicated to domestic extremists. They are a royal pain!0
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That's not extreme, that's a man's perogative.0
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If you don't take your trousers off before ironing them, pretty soon it'll be the men in white coats visiting you.0
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So, all these dicks re-designing peoples rooms/houses/gardens...they are all under threat too? Ty Pennington - LOOK OUT! The bobbies are coming!!!
You won't be able to run for a Tube train soon, without a pinstriped Kevlar suit.0 -
Splottboy wrote:So, all these dicks re-designing peoples rooms/houses/gardens...they are all under threat too? Ty Pennington - LOOK OUT! The bobbies are coming!!!
You won't be able to run for a Tube train soon, without a pinstriped Kevlar suit.
Don't run! :shock: ...
Walk, with purposeStart with a budget, finish with a mortgage!0 -
Google extreme ironing, this might be what you're looking for0
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Apparently one of them is lefty gag-merchantMark Thomas. Should be easy for the police this one; surely a quick look at his tour dates should result in finding him...0
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I would imagine that a LOT more than £9,000,000 has been spent combatting 'domestic extrimists' (terrorists) here in N Ireland and the UK mainland for quite some time. :roll:0
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Blimey - checked that sheet out and I recognised at least one person I used to go on protests with back in the 90s...and it wasn't Mark Thomas.
Its interesting that trying to stop illegal torture equipment being sold to oppressive regimes or getting Labour to honour their 1997 manifesto commitments on arms exports can turn you into an extremist.
I was probably on some sort of database 10 years ago - the police used to walk up to us and address us by name, and i'd never seen them before.0