Got pissed in work :D

The Northern Monkey

Headed off to the pub for our hour lunch... turned into a bit of a drinking session on an empty stomach

Good job my boss is the sister-in-law hahahaha.

compo

The Northern Monkey

lol. had a class afternoon
Were making weapons out of elastic bands and tried to make a fort out of invoices


its put me in a good mood for tomorrows ride too!

Northwind

In my first week in my current job, the guy I was replacing had a wet lunch to celebrate on his last day... I went along, had a pint, had another pint. Our boss turned up and bought everyone a pint. But then some people had to leave, so there were extra pints, so I had to have one of those too. And obviously had no time for any food, what with all the beer. So then weaved my way back to the office and ended up hitting on a random girl who was in our office, who turned out to be one of my colleague's daughter. Nice girl. Almost exactly half my age. Then spent the rest of the afternoon unalphabeticising our filing system.

First impressions are important

snotty badger

Four pints and you were weaving Northwind!?

And I thought you Scottish lot could drink!

Joe_Pineapples

My mate handed in his notice a few years ago at the large financial institution here that is both SCOTTISH and very AMICABLE. On his last day at work he took twelve cans of Stella in with him which he hid in his desk. He claims he managed to get through eight of them and make it to twelve o'clock before his boss told him "You might as well just go".

He's my hero.

Anonymous

i used to work in a workshop in my last regiment and we had a 'weapon off' between the metal shop and the wood shop, i was in the metal shop and made the ammo on the lathe. The metal team made an air powered blow pipe, the wood team made a cross bow, we called a draw as the blowpipe was uber powerfull but not really man portable but the crossbow was amazing in every way.

Also, i get to drink all the time at work, its awesome, last time was a litre and a half of gin followed by an attempt to ride my enduro home, a journey which normaly takes 3 minutes but i completed in an hour.

Joe_Pineapples

A litre and a half of gin?
I'd be doing a pretty damn convincing impression of Dr Stephen Hawking after that lot!

Anonymous

Joe_Pineapples wrote:

A litre and a half of gin?
I'd be doing a pretty damn convincing impression of Dr Stephen Hawking after that lot!

Ive always been an accomplished drinker, and that was a very special day indeed. The rest of the litre was in a thigh pocket and eventually smashed after another fall from the bike about halfway through my hour long journey home.

I must have been proper drunk as i didnt try and scoop thewasted gin unto my mouth.

My hangover lasted 3 days too.

Northwind

snotty badger wrote:

Four pints and you were weaving Northwind!?

In 40 minutes

Nah, I can't drink, I had to stop for 2 years because of the painkillers I was on. It's great, saves a fortune!

Anonymous

we've always got beers and a few bottles of wine in the fridge at work.
Oh, and I have a bottle of JD in one of the kitchens.

Where are my stabilisers?

I used to have a job where drinking was a regular activity.... we even had Tesco deliver crates of booze to us...

Sadly now I have a job where alcohol isn't allowed and we get ramdon drug and alcohol tested :shock:

I know which job was more fun

Anonymous

Where are my stabilisers? wrote:

ramdon drug and alcohol tested

Sounds like a pretty sweet job, where can you apply?

Hercule Q

i used to work in a pub and the landlady let me drink on shift and once a week we'd have a lock in and do the line clean so 4 pints per line and instead of it being wasted we'd drink it all and start on the top shelf its great going to work when its light outside and going home when its light outside again

The Northern Monkey

Hercule Q wrote:

i used to work in a pub and the landlady let me drink on shift and once a week we'd have a lock in and do the line clean so 4 pints per line and instead of it being wasted we'd drink it all and start on the top shelf its great going to work when its light outside and going home when its light outside again

used to do the exact same!
I worked as a pot wash when I was 17. after a shift the landlord would let us all grab a few pints, which occasionally turned into a lot of pints.
Used to work wednesday and thursday so had 6th form in the morning.. didn't take long for the teachers to work it out why I was hungover because I saw them all in in the pub LMAO!

snotty badger

Northwind wrote:

snotty badger wrote:

Four pints and you were weaving Northwind!?

In 40 minutes

Nah, I can't drink, I had to stop for 2 years because of the painkillers I was on. It's great, saves a fortune!

Ah 4 pints in 40 mins is fair going!

Jimbob_no5

i did better than that on the train home last week 6 bottles of stella in an hour, i then proceeded to fall asleep on my now gf good times

xstrathyx

we can drink, northwind is a light weight and we're going to have to ground him till he learns to drink

But in his defence fair shout at the colleagues daughter, makes me proud of ya mate lol

snotty badger wrote:

Four pints and you were weaving Northwind!?

And I thought you Scottish lot could drink!

Daz555

Where are my stabilisers? wrote:

Sadly now I have a job where alcohol isn't allowed and we get ramdon drug and alcohol tested :shock::

Armed forces?

Where are my stabilisers?

No, not armed forces - I work with chemicals etc. though - The boss doesn't want us to be responsible for blowing a nice big hole in the welsh countryside..... apparently it would be bad for business :shock:

Anonymous

Where are my stabilisers? wrote:

No, not armed forces - I work with chemicals etc. though - The boss doesn't want us to be responsible for blowing a nice big hole in the welsh countryside..... apparently it would be bad for business :shock:

Bombholes? You should spread them all over the place, a great addition to any trail