the best way to wake up your girlfriend
Hercule Q
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I love that somehow the comments have evolved in to a racist and a mexican arguing! Youtube comments ftw.0
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Lol, I was going to mention that: youtube comments are bloody hilarious, every troll, psycho and keyboard warrior from aaround the world all in one place!0
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Prod with the Morning Glory?!0
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supersonic wrote:Prod with the Morning Glory?!
what, you read the newspaper in bed???? :shock: 8)0 -
The broom handleNow that we are strong ought to bear the infirmities of the weak and not to please ourselves. ROMANS 15:10
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Whytepeak wrote:The broom handle
(moves leg)"urgghh"
poke
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"(Flls off bed)
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If your gf sleeps on her back with her mouth open, try teabagging.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teabagging0 -
On a similar note, if she is taking too long to get ready, try this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsE4qEfEfO40 -
Try this for a wake up call.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUV4lfjEqWw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fra2ur9tAHwThe trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
Giant Anthem X0 -
Dazzza wrote:Try this for a wake up call.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUV4lfjEqWw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fra2ur9tAHw
:')"Melancholy is incompatible with bicycling." ~James E. Starrs0 -
Waking one morning, I opened my eyes to find a horse's head on the pillow.
"Sh*t!" I shouted, leaping out of bed. "I've crossed the Mafia - I'm a dead man for sure!"
However, when I pulled back the duvet I discovered the rest of the horse was there too, and the animal was simply in a deep sleep.
Seems I've been getting drunk and sh*gging horses again.Hopeless at remembering passwords...new account0