Tricross Rap

Wallace1492
Wallace1492 Posts: 3,707
edited September 2009 in Commuting chat
All my life I have loved to cycle,
And now who's started, yes my brother called Michael,
I got a mountain bike and started to ride,
To work and back along the canal side,
It went very well and I really enjoyed,
I arrived at work feeling real bouyed.

But from time to time I felt quite bad,
I knew something was making me sad,
It got so bad I had to change,
To a better bike with more range,
I got a Tricross and it feels so good,
Puts me now in a real happy mood.

Every day now i up the pacing,
And get involved in the Silly Commuter Racing.
Cant compete with the London boys,
And their big expensive shiny toys,
But I have fun, yes a real load,
Up and down Maryhill Road.

Wiggle now has become a friend,
Right to the bitter, bitter end.
Oh why do I spend so much money,
On things that make me look real funny.
Will there ever be an end,
To the packages that they often send.

I am hooked and I need some help,
Before I start to really yelp.
Its an addiction that I need to feed,
By cycling further and faster indeed.
To cycle all winter I know I can,
Just hope it doesnt end with a White Van Man.
"Encyclopaedia is a fetish for very small bicycles"

Comments

  • AndyManc
    AndyManc Posts: 1,393
    Ah yes, north of the border 'Good' and 'Mood' might rhyme . :P

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  • AndyManc wrote:
    Ah yes, north of the border 'Good' and 'Mood' might rhyme . :P

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    Does it not rhyme down south?
    "Encyclopaedia is a fetish for very small bicycles"
  • Manchester is not down south :wink:
  • AndyManc
    AndyManc Posts: 1,393
    AndyManc wrote:
    Ah yes, north of the border 'Good' and 'Mood' might rhyme . :P

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    Does it not rhyme down south?

    Good = Gud
    Mood= Moood :roll:

    Top one, nice one , sorted :P


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