Tricross Rap

Wallace1492
Posts: 3,707
All my life I have loved to cycle,
And now who's started, yes my brother called Michael,
I got a mountain bike and started to ride,
To work and back along the canal side,
It went very well and I really enjoyed,
I arrived at work feeling real bouyed.
But from time to time I felt quite bad,
I knew something was making me sad,
It got so bad I had to change,
To a better bike with more range,
I got a Tricross and it feels so good,
Puts me now in a real happy mood.
Every day now i up the pacing,
And get involved in the Silly Commuter Racing.
Cant compete with the London boys,
And their big expensive shiny toys,
But I have fun, yes a real load,
Up and down Maryhill Road.
Wiggle now has become a friend,
Right to the bitter, bitter end.
Oh why do I spend so much money,
On things that make me look real funny.
Will there ever be an end,
To the packages that they often send.
I am hooked and I need some help,
Before I start to really yelp.
Its an addiction that I need to feed,
By cycling further and faster indeed.
To cycle all winter I know I can,
Just hope it doesnt end with a White Van Man.
And now who's started, yes my brother called Michael,
I got a mountain bike and started to ride,
To work and back along the canal side,
It went very well and I really enjoyed,
I arrived at work feeling real bouyed.
But from time to time I felt quite bad,
I knew something was making me sad,
It got so bad I had to change,
To a better bike with more range,
I got a Tricross and it feels so good,
Puts me now in a real happy mood.
Every day now i up the pacing,
And get involved in the Silly Commuter Racing.
Cant compete with the London boys,
And their big expensive shiny toys,
But I have fun, yes a real load,
Up and down Maryhill Road.
Wiggle now has become a friend,
Right to the bitter, bitter end.
Oh why do I spend so much money,
On things that make me look real funny.
Will there ever be an end,
To the packages that they often send.
I am hooked and I need some help,
Before I start to really yelp.
Its an addiction that I need to feed,
By cycling further and faster indeed.
To cycle all winter I know I can,
Just hope it doesnt end with a White Van Man.
"Encyclopaedia is a fetish for very small bicycles"
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AndyManc wrote:Ah yes, north of the border 'Good' and 'Mood' might rhyme . :P
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Does it not rhyme down south?"Encyclopaedia is a fetish for very small bicycles"0 -
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Wallace1492 wrote:AndyManc wrote:Ah yes, north of the border 'Good' and 'Mood' might rhyme . :P
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Does it not rhyme down south?
Good = Gud
Mood= Moood :roll:
Top one, nice one , sorted :P
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