Whats a chopper?

nolf
nolf Posts: 1,287
edited September 2009 in Road beginners
I've come across this phrase a few times (no I haven't been called one).

It seems to be derogatory, but don't know exactly what it means...

Anyone?
"I hold it true, what'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost;
Than never to have loved at all."

Alfred Tennyson

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  • Smokin Joe
    Smokin Joe Posts: 2,706
    A Chopper is a motorcycle which has been customised by the owner so that it is dog slow and handles like an aircraft carrier on a bad day. The poor souls who specialise in these heaps think that a paint job that looks like splattered vomit somehow makes up for the complete unrideability and makes them look cool.

    Sad wannabes triy to imitate them with bicycle lookalikes.
  • skinson
    skinson Posts: 362
    A chopper was a bike made by Raleigh in the 1970's, it had a three speed sturmey archer wheel, A small front and a large rear wheel made to look like a motorcycle.
    chopcut.jpg
    Dave
  • see also AXE and PENIS (slang) :shock:
    'dont forget lads, one evertonian is worth twenty kopites'
  • Garz
    Garz Posts: 1,155
    Talking of older bikes, remember the grifter:

    940702748_l.jpg
  • Blue grifters were the way forward :wink:
    I always remember mine as a bit of a tank that i could chuck, wheelie, jump over anything and anywhere I wanted to. It looks a bit weedy in this pic
    june76mk15.jpg
    I LOVED MY GRIFTER :cry:
    Bianchi. There are no alternatives only compromises!
    I RIDE A KONA CADABRA -would you like to come and have a play with my magic link?
  • Flasheart
    Flasheart Posts: 1,278
    Back on Oz as a kid I had one of these

    dragster.jpg

    Yes the 70's were bloody sad :roll:
    The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle. ...Stapp’s Ironical Paradox Law
    FCN3
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  • Garz
    Garz Posts: 1,155
    Now Flas, if you completed a 100 miler on that it would be some achievement!
  • skinson
    skinson Posts: 362
    I actually invented the mountain bike! In 1970 I fitted a pair of raleigh runabout (moped) wheels to my old push bike. It had hub brakes & big (2") nobbly tyres. It was a great mud plugger. Pity I didn't have the foresight to take it to raleigh...although I was only 12 at the time.
    Dave
  • Garz wrote:
    Talking of older bikes, remember the grifter:

    940702748_l.jpg

    strange, I remember the Grifter as looking like a MTB, maybe I was thinking of the "Bomber" http://www.raleigh-bomber.co.uk/
  • nolf wrote:
    I've come across this phrase a few times (no I haven't been called one).

    It seems to be derogatory, but don't know exactly what it means...

    Anyone?
    You must be very young :wink:
  • Flasheart
    Flasheart Posts: 1,278
    Garz wrote:
    Now Flas, if you completed a 100 miler on that it would be some achievement!

    Along with a being a miracle aye :lol:

    IIRC when you changed gear, you had to pedal backwards :shock:
    Mine was purple btw
    The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle. ...Stapp’s Ironical Paradox Law
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  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    Blue grifters were the way forward :wink:
    I always remember mine as a bit of a tank that i could chuck, wheelie, jump over anything and anywhere I wanted to. It looks a bit weedy in this pic
    june76mk15.jpg
    I LOVED MY GRIFTER :cry:
    Sudden flash of nostalgia when I saw that front light. I well remember cycling along unlit country roads with that little 3ft square of light on the ground 10ft in front of you... how did we all survive?
  • chopcut.jpg



    God, how badly did i want one of those when I was a kid??


    And how long did it take before I realised that they were a total heap of shoite?

    Not very long I'll tell you!!

    The worst part was if you were going downhill and to brake sharply, you'll notice how the seat slopes down vey slightly and on sharp application of the brakes you would slide forward and smash your knackers on the gear shifter convieniently placed directly in front of you and you'd be singing soprano for a week!!!
  • giant_man
    giant_man Posts: 6,878
    No they weren't shoite, they were wonderful. I had a mk 2 in purple and it was the dogs danglies, great bikes. Waaaay more iconic than the Grifter too.
  • theres the bike...

    and theres the insult...
    if you are called a chopper, you may have a nice bike and not shave your legs, or ride a road race with the peak on your helmet, ect........ the phrase is used by the younger generation of cyclists ( :roll: ) as a derogatory term

    (take note these are not my personal opinions)

  • The worst part was if you were going downhill and to brake sharply, you'll notice how the seat slopes down vey slightly and on sharp application of the brakes you would slide forward and smash your knackers on the gear shifter convieniently placed directly in front of you and you'd be singing soprano for a week!!!
    Thanks for reminding me, not. Now I can remember the pain :(
  • Do you remember a year or 2 ago, Halfords were selling raleigh choppers, about 3 colleagues at my workplace bought one, I believe they were around £150 ish, limited edition, kinda wish i'd got one might be worth a bit.... or might not.
    That's my 2 cents,

    Paul
    Wakefield

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  • I wish we had of kept our choppers from the 70's.
  • Garz
    Garz Posts: 1,155
    Right lads, get your choppers out.... (ooh err)