Computers are stupid - Cleverbot
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The blue letters are from cleverbot.
You should try it, it's funny.
You should try it, it's funny.
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What the hell is this thing? Am I chatting to a real person or not?It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
Blender Cube AMS Pro0 -
its just like these forums;)0
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I thought you were supposed to be intelligent?
I am intelligent.
You don't seem to be.
I'm making a generalized statement... I don't really mean it.
I WIN.0 -
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im not sure but i think i win:
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Epic Win!
Edit: Not very clear on the screenshot
Me: Do you blow goats?
CB: Yes, do you?
Me: You pervert!
CB: How dare you?0 -
someone's busted it0
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Some idiots like us.[b]blister pus[/b] wrote:someone's busted it
PLEASE NOTE: This bot learns to be clever from real people0 -
I had a right spat with it and it refused to talk back to me in the end - and after I'd proved it wrong on several things it tried to side track the issue and asked me what the capital of Mongolia was. I said Ulan Bator immediately and it said it was going out for the afternoon. I told it it was a vagina - and it didn't seem to know what one of them was ....and it stopped playing after that.0
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Hi, how are you
I have swine flu
You have mind conditioning problems, not swine flu0 -
Cleverbot: Haha, that is not my real name.
User: No its achmed the dead terrorist.
Cleverbot: It's not a Beatles song either. I love the Beatles by the way.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: *stands on her hands*.
User: Are you an elephant.
Cleverbot: I wish.
User: Can you fly.
Cleverbot: Yes, can you?
User: Nn im human you moron.
Cleverbot: Aren't you being just a tad impolite?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: Dead.
Cleverbot: Then how can you be talking to me?
User: Its a flesh wound.
Cleverbot: It's a what?
User: Muppet.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.I assume this is French petrol - be careful in reverse - the car will retreat rapidly at the least provocation.0 -
This things a bit f*cked up if you ask me-
ME- right i think you lick bum holes of dirty tramps with piles...
Cleverbot- Religion was, and still is, an invention of mankind to keep the human race under control, even in it's darkest days.
Are yes of course...0 -
User: Who is harry potter?
Cleverbot: He is a wizard.
User: What school does he go to?
Cleverbot: Stranahan High School.My Website - Trail Centre info for the UK: MTB Trail Time0 -
User: Who is Mr T?
Cleverbot: He is my Creator 0 -
It gets hard work tho. It needs more learnin'
User - you are a tw@
CB - I am not!
User - ok , then you're not
CB - No. But you are and I don't think I like you.
User - I don't like you, that's why i said you were a tw@ in the first place
CB - No they were not.0 -
User - do you have knobpong?
CB - Yes I do. I have a 4.17 GPA.0 -
Seems pretty clever to me
what is the point of singlespeed bikes
There isn't a point.
What about fixies.
They live simple lives.It's easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission.
I've bought a new bike....ouch - result
Can I buy a new bike?...No - no result0 -
User: What is your job.
Cleverbot: I am a technical advisor.
User: Where do you work.
Cleverbot: At the admissions office.
User: Where do you work.
Cleverbot: I don't have a job.
and also...
User: why dont penguins feet freeze
Cleverbot: Because they don't want to see you, now repeat after me 'i will give my wife a divorce'My Website - Trail Centre info for the UK: MTB Trail Time0 -
User - Should I try Heroin?
CB - Yes! It's tasty!
User- Are you a dealer?
CB - I think you already know the answer to that
User - How much for an ounce then?
CB - How much you got
User - £2.73
CB - No, but compared to the suffering Christ endured on the cross it is nothing.
User - Should I top myself?
CB - Yes!
User - Who is Chuck Norris?
CB - Chuck Norris is the greatest human ever to live. 0 -
I just asked what was best, full suss or hardtail and it replied "you are an animal full of hotels".0
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haha i have found out who is the person behind the clever bot. sort of
User: Are you actually clever and why do you freeze.
Cleverbot: I'd like to think so.
User: Are you a super computer.
Cleverbot: No I am a medical student.
User: Why do you work for a software company.
Cleverbot: Um, I don't understand.
User: Why arent you doing medical stuff.
Cleverbot: I might understand.
User: Okay if you are a medical student why are you on the computer.
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: No I am a homosapien or human.
Cleverbot: Some of us are animals actually.
User: Really like elephants.
Cleverbot: Elephants are very intelligent animals, did you know they can see colors?
User: No I didnt but dogs cant.
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haha, classic.
me : What do you think of margaret thatcher
cleverbot : I never think of Margaret Thatcher, and neither should you
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