F*@&ing B*%$@#d DOG!

Hercule Q
Hercule Q Posts: 2,655
edited August 2009 in The Crudcatcher
just got in from getting some new food for the missus' dog and found he's pulled my helmet off the table and bloody eaten it! i think i'll sell it for some new handlebars the little fecker :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Whoa, steady on. Priorities lad, priorities.
    Sell it for a new HELMET.
  • Hercule Q
    Hercule Q Posts: 2,655
    indeed, sorry was a bit heated i'll sell it for a helmet and then beat it with some handlebars
    pinkbike
    Blurring the line between bravery and stupidity since 1986!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Beat it with your handlebars, then sell it to a Thai restaurant as meat. Should get some good money for it.
    THEN get a helmet.
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,719
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    Beat it with your handlebars, then sell it to a Thai restaurant as meat. Should get some good money for it.
    THEN get a helmet.
    Point out to them that you've already tenderised the meat.
  • Hercule Q
    Hercule Q Posts: 2,655
    ha ha ha good idea, maybe then i could eat it aswell
    pinkbike
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  • jrduquemin
    jrduquemin Posts: 791
    Shouldn't leave things lying around with a dog in the house :-) You'll only do it once ;)
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  • Hercule Q
    Hercule Q Posts: 2,655
    it was on the worktop and its a small dog
    pinkbike
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  • Mancunianfightingcat
    Mancunianfightingcat Posts: 2,054
    Ace, small dogs are the best, How far can you kick it? I got my Gran's Yorkshire Terrier just over 28 metres once!
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    jrduquemin wrote:
    Shouldn't leave things lying around with a dog in the house :-) You'll only do it once ;)
    So will the dog if he follows my advice.
  • jrduquemin
    jrduquemin Posts: 791
    heheheh :)
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    2013 Yeti SB66
  • XxxBFGxxX
    XxxBFGxxX Posts: 1,355
    reminds me of the jeff dunham skit about smal dogs. lmfao
  • ramemtbers
    ramemtbers Posts: 1,562
    i was nearly bitten by a small dog on my paper round the other day. :evil:

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