How the flinkin blip do you.....
Penylope
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..cut malt loaf without it all squishing up into a big mess? :shock:
2 for 1 offer in sainsburys, so stocked up the cupboards, but every time i try to cut a few slices, i end up with pieces the size of a postage stamp :evil:
2 for 1 offer in sainsburys, so stocked up the cupboards, but every time i try to cut a few slices, i end up with pieces the size of a postage stamp :evil:
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There's a reason it's on offer :roll:0
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My Sainsbury's do too...0
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Use a bread knife and slowly and gently using a back and forth motion, letting the knife do the work instead of forcing the blade down - simples0
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Dont bother slicing it just bite chunks offMy Rides......91 GT Talera SingleSpeed, 97 Klein pulse race, 2010 Boardman HT Pro0
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+ 1 for light sawing action to start off with with a serrated edged knife.
+10 for sawing it down the middle smearing half pack of butter on each half and stuffing it down your face though.0 -
Or....
Just put it back and buy some lovely battenburg instead.
Mmmmmmm, battenburg :P0 -
Cat With No Tail wrote:Or....
Just put it back and buy some lovely battenburg instead.
Mmmmmmm, battenburg :P
+10!
off for a slice now me thinks!0 -
yeah but i just end up cheating and peeling the marzipan off , then I've got to go and get a pack of marzipan , then chocolate, then... we're in all sorts of trouble at this point.0
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malt loaf is just rank
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deffler wrote:malt loaf is just rank
Battenberg is just ulgh
How very dare you sir!
I demand satisfaction! *glove slap*0 -
u mean u slice it to take a bite :oops: :oops: :oops:
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Malt loaf is crap, what you want is Bara Brith, with fresh real butter on it.
mmmmmmmm
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yeehaamcgee wrote:Malt loaf is crap, what you want is Bara Brith, with fresh real butter on it.
mmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmm yum yum yum! A welsh lad at work always brings loads in for me to munch lol
I do like malt loaf too tho.
Freeze it, then slice it and let it defrost maybe? lol
I always squish it. All goes down the same way lol.
But don't even get me started on Battenburg.
Middle bits ok, but....
Marzipan...yuk!
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Si78
Sorry but have to disagree, and based on your other posts, along with mine over yet another Naveed post, i have come to the conclusion that you are infact a Marzipan Racist. Its it because its yellow? Eh eh eh!
Yes youll take the soft spongy goodness but shun the yellow taste sensation.
I suppose you support Mr Kipling too what with all his cake'ist views?
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Mr Wu wrote:Si78
Sorry but have to disagree, and based on your other posts, along with mine over yet another Naveed post, i have come to the conclusion that you are infact a Marzipan Racist. Its it because its yellow? Eh eh eh!
Yes youll take the soft spongy goodness but shun the yellow taste sensation.
I suppose you support Mr Kipling too what with all his cake'ist views?
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Geordie had it, way back there somewhere.
Never tried a cheesewire though (probably as I've never owned one), might just do it.
Alternatively, the Soreen I found open at the back of the cupboard from a few weeks ago sliced just fine without any discernable squish...WTD:
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Mr Wu wrote:Si78
Sorry but have to disagree, and based on your other posts, along with mine over yet another Naveed post, i have come to the conclusion that you are infact a Marzipan Racist. Its it because its yellow? Eh eh eh!
Yes youll take the soft spongy goodness but shun the yellow taste sensation.
I suppose you support Mr Kipling too what with all his cake'ist views?
Im reporting you to my mum.
Haaaahaaaahaaaaaa
You got me!
Bloody Marzipan...Coming over here...Tasting of bloody almonds.... :evil:
But yes, I do love the spongy goodness, old boy!
Kipling is ok in my book...Anyone who spends all day filling tarts with cream is ok by me :P :roll:
Sorry for inciting hatred of Marzipan.... :oops:
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Ach! Mine Throaten”
~ Adolf Hitler on Battenburg Cakes
Battenburg is a town somewhere in Germany in Hessianland which is, oh, right about the middle. It is divided into the yellow quarter, the pink quarter, the yellow quarter and the pink quarter. The few people that live there are employed by Battenburg Ltd., a large scale bakery operation that produces all sorts of fancy namby-pamby tea cakes. These cakes are exported all over the world and are best enjoyed by wimps drinking tea. Naturally the very best tea is stolen from East India Trading Company ships by pirates. However if supplies of jacked tea are limited, then it may also be enjoyed with unjacked tea but with far less satisfaction to the wimps, and the pirates... but I digress
more info on battenburg found here:http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Battenburg
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