Gorse bushes......
Hercule Q
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....Really! what purpose do the serve apart from fuel for common fires and making your arms look like a heroin addicts?? oh and flesh eating bacteria. proof there is a devil. God made sweet trails and the devil furnished it with pointy things and death.............B&^%$£*!!!!!
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To make you bleed. There's no such thing as pleasure without pain haha !0
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Yeah, i agree second only to Triffids as nasty plants go. But you can hardly call them pointless.I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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Where i play airsoft it has a load of them.
Crawling through them trying to stay silent has prooved hard sometimes0 -
Long sleeves are pretty much essential at Woodbury I love the place though, despite the gorse and the drivetrain-eating sand!0
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llamafarmer wrote:Long sleeves are pretty much essential at Woodbury I love the place though, despite the gorse and the drivetrain-eating sand!
A horrible place :!: "Woodbury Rash" was invented by the devil himself0 -
Hercule Q wrote:and speed eating sand patches, they look solid untill eurgh stop annd plenty of swearing
(how did you guess woodbury?)
Or the ridiculously steep and slippery pebble slopes!
I grew up in Exmouth, so when you mentioned gorse it was the first place I thought of!0 -
llamafarmer wrote:
Or the ridiculously steep and slippery pebble slopes!
I grew up in Exmouth, so when you mentioned gorse it was the first place I thought of!
those pebble slopes kick ass!0 -
Hercule Q wrote:those pebble slopes kick ass!
There's a great one that snakes uphill near the castle! Best on the way down as you fly past a group of bemused marine recruits sweating uphill the other way0 -
always makes me smile when you go past them at speed and take them by supprise or if you stop near them and start poiting the opposing team on the otherside of the valley
Me - "theres one"
Marine - "shhh"
Me - "there's another one"
Marine - "shhhhh"
Me - "theres another 2 over there"
Marine - "where?"
its just to much fun0 -
Ah, the wonder of gorse bushes, dartmoor is covered in them! Been up to my thighs in a bush before, it took 2 weeks for the cuts to heal, and i still have a little bit of scarring from it! Nothing like wading through razors :twisted:"The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life. That way, you always have a couple of days in hand." - Bill Bailey0
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Was up on Woodbury today, I forgot how much I love riding up there! There's not really anywhere else quite like it. Wish I'd had a helmet cam with me, we found some sweet little narrow rat runs around the assault course/ firing range area, all with that stunning view out to sea!
And yes, my arms and legs look like I've been dragged through a hedge backwards!0 -
llamafarmer wrote:
And yes, my arms and legs look like I've been dragged through a hedge backwards!
I'm so proud0 -
I like em cos when they are flowering they smell of coconut which reminds me of the cheap floozies in the nightclub I frequented in my youth0