Designs I'd like to see on Jerseys

downfader
downfader Posts: 3,686
edited June 2009 in The bottom bracket
Riding into work gives you time to think about nonsense, and it was dead quiet friday morning so I started thinking about how cool it would be to have the creepy Salad Fingers or Dangermouse on a Jersey. And since my legs simply werent there this was easy to think about.

Now thinking on. I was riding down a road about to do a left turn and had a skip lorry patiently behind me. I indicate to turn but realise theres a family crossing on the road I wish to turn into so have to hold back. Next thing I hear is the engine right behind me and turn to see the lorry has lurched forward and braked hard. The guy miscalculated but thankfully stopped in time realising why I'd slowed. After that I would like to see a 60s Batman style battle-star with "WHOAHH!!" in it. :lol:

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  • teagar
    teagar Posts: 2,100
    Porn.... :lol:
    Note: the above post is an opinion and not fact. It might be a lie.
  • bobpzero
    bobpzero Posts: 1,431
    edited June 2009
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    problem is getty always seem to have better images. tho cant find the photo of david healy firing in the goal against england.
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    A woman giving birth to a gigantic maggot.
  • downfader
    downfader Posts: 3,686
    bobpzero wrote:
    76230469.jpg

    Ooo careful... Getty dont like their images being linked to like that :wink:

    And John, HR Geiger fan? 8)
  • cougie
    cougie Posts: 22,512
    johnfinch wrote:
    A woman giving birth to a gigantic maggot.
    :oops:
    I think I saw that exhibit in the Guggenheim in Bilbao...
  • White Line
    White Line Posts: 887
    One that makes you invisible! As odd as it may seem, I reckon you'd get noticed more. :lol:
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    downfader wrote:
    And John, HR Geiger fan? 8)

    I'd never heard of him until just now. It was entirely my own idea. It actually came to me in a nightmare. I dreamt that my girlfriend went into labour and gave birth to a giant maggot. I have lots of highly unpleasant dreams like that. I don't like the night.
  • fast as fupp
    fast as fupp Posts: 2,277
    johnfinch wrote:
    downfader wrote:
    And John, HR Geiger fan? 8)

    I'd never heard of him until just now. It was entirely my own idea. It actually came to me in a nightmare. I dreamt that my girlfriend went into labour and gave birth to a giant maggot. I have lots of highly unpleasant dreams like that. I don't like the night.

    at least maggots arent parasitic like children :D
    'dont forget lads, one evertonian is worth twenty kopites'
  • tardington
    tardington Posts: 1,379
    mmm Lovely!

    Downfader - I had completely forgotten about Salad Fingers! Have you seen the Demon of
    uh, S and W yet? (name shortened for obvious reasons!)

    Oh, on Commuting they were talking about custom tops, but I think there was a minimum run of 10 or so? I could be wrong!
  • downfader
    downfader Posts: 3,686
    tardington wrote:
    mmm Lovely!

    Downfader - I had completely forgotten about Salad Fingers! Have you seen the Demon of
    uh, S and W yet? (name shortened for obvious reasons!)

    Oh, on Commuting they were talking about custom tops, but I think there was a minimum run of 10 or so? I could be wrong!

    Oh yes. I do know of the demon. Very, very sick and very VERY funny!! :lol: Its by RatherGood isnt it iirc. :D

    EDIT: on the Salad Fingers jersey it would have to be emblazoned with "I like the rusty spoons" :lol:
  • tardington
    tardington Posts: 1,379
    Oh Hubert Cumberband!

    (I am not achieving much at work today)
  • mmitchell88
    mmitchell88 Posts: 340
    If they can do this on an apron, it should be no problem on a jersey. Got to have the matching shorts, though.

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    Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir... gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak.
    And then you put in the milk.