beats me

Barkiesnake
Barkiesnake Posts: 244
edited June 2009 in The bottom bracket
but what are occasional tables the rest of the time?
"If you think you can, or if you think you can't, your right" Henry Ford

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  • robmanic1
    robmanic1 Posts: 2,150
    Were you ever in a room that wasn't room temperature?
    Pictures are better than words because some words are big and hard to understand.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/34335188@N07/3336802663/
  • will3
    will3 Posts: 2,173
    Have you ever wondered what "family butchers" are selling?
  • Why is she called the Queen if she's not gay?
    If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
  • robmanic1
    robmanic1 Posts: 2,150
    When the doorbell rings, why do dogs always think it's for them?
    Pictures are better than words because some words are big and hard to understand.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/34335188@N07/3336802663/
  • FCE2007
    FCE2007 Posts: 959
    Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
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  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    will3 wrote:
    Have you ever wondered what "family butchers" are selling?

    Such as this shady character, perhaps? :

    http://www.lofg.com/character_profile.php?profile_id=3

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    edited June 2009
    It's an old chestnut, but wrong phone numbers never are engaged, are they? :?

    And why is there always a bit of cutlery left at the bottom of the sink when you think the washing up's all done and you've drained the water away?

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    Why is she called the Queen if she's not gay?

    Didn't you know she's part of a tribute act? Hence the 'the' at the front to distinguish it from the actual band. She does a cracking version of 'Don't Stop Me Now', whilst Prince Philip's impersonation of Brian May is uncanny. :wink:

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • jellybellywmb
    jellybellywmb Posts: 1,379
    Does an explosion still make a noise if no one is listening??
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    How do they get the non-stick stuff to stick on the pan?
  • holmeboy
    holmeboy Posts: 674
    but what are occasional tables the rest of the time?
    occassional chairs?
  • holmeboy
    holmeboy Posts: 674
    Robmanic1 wrote:
    Were you ever in a room that wasn't room temperature?
    that'll be outside then?
  • holmeboy
    holmeboy Posts: 674
    NapoleonD wrote:
    How do they get the non-stick stuff to stick on the pan?
    the pans really really really sticky?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Why do they use frosted glass for the toilet window on aeroplanes?
  • simon johnson
    simon johnson Posts: 1,064
    Why do I need glasses to find my glasses?
    Where\'s me jumper?
  • will3
    will3 Posts: 2,173
    Why do I need glasses to find my glasses?

    because you have poor memory
  • simon johnson
    simon johnson Posts: 1,064
    so I should remember to remember then
    Where\'s me jumper?
  • Barkiesnake
    Barkiesnake Posts: 244
    If light travels at 108000 miles per second, how fast does darkness go?
    "If you think you can, or if you think you can't, your right" Henry Ford
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    What do seedless grapes grow from?

    If Whoopie Goldberg married Gerard Depardieu woud she be called

    Whoopie Depardieu. :lol:
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  • emjayjay
    emjayjay Posts: 39
    what was the best thing before sliced bread?

    what did people go back to before the drawing board?

    why is abbreviation such a long word?

    why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

    what's another word for synonym?
  • guilliano
    guilliano Posts: 5,495
    Why is a phobia of long words called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? That is just evil!!!
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    Why are their more busses on the road when Im cycling rather than waiting for one?