tourettes: i swear i cant help it

Anonymous

is anyone else going to watch this documentary/comedy later tonight?

its on bbc1 at 9 oclcock and looks bloody hilarious!! i particularly like the idea of the bloke whos affliction manifests itself by him hitting people, including his wife straight in the face!!

legend!!

jpstar

cant wait for it, thanks for reminding me about it. I wouldve forgotten about it otherwise

Anonymous

it strikes me as being one of those things where truth is stranger than fiction. everytime i see the advert where he smacks his bird straight in the fizzer i break down, its too much to bear. Amazing!!

my wife who is a nurse and has infinitely more compassion than i do thinks im being unfair and i should appreciate the seriousness of the condition.

i think she is a hippy and should mind her business.

dunker

i wonder if he'd continue to do it if he was arrested and was faced with jail time if he continued his abuse? just curious...

adb1006

FCUK OFF!









Sorry, couldn't resist

welshkev

we were talking about it in work yesterday, do a search on you tube for tourettes and watch some of the funniest shit i've ever seen!!!!!

check out the cartman gets tourettes south park aswell....genius

kev

Thewaylander

thats its! "smacks ADB in the face"

... got tourette can't help it mate

Anonymous

nsfw

however this is amazing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_jBFbCCleY

blister pus

That could end in tragedy that one, all it takes is someone(s) with a short fuse who doesn't listen and it's a situation. Funny and not at the same time.

Willrideforcake

I have bike-related tourettes - evry time I ride or try to fix my bike I end up swearing my head off...

































TAXI!

hucking_fell

Joke:

A man who's in a hurry parks his car in a disabled space then as he's walking briskly away a traffic warden shouts from across the road "Hey you, what's your disability then?". Without stopping the man replies "Tourettes, now FCUK OFF!"

nonnac85

I had a mate with Tourettes - if you stood on his left side he would spontaneously hit you. You learnt pretty quick to always stand on his right. Was pretty funny in those zigzag queues you get at cinemas, themeparks etc. Well he thought it was funny anyway!!

Anonymous

its on. its amazing. not enough swearing though

bobagg

This is brilliant!

Tim.s

I actually have tears rollingdown my face!!!!

"Chopper dyes his pubes ginger"

Tim.s

"its a japs eye"

I think i might die laughing in a minute

Anonymous

i liked "your dog has tits" and when he was trying to send his dog across the road in front of traffic!!!!!

Tel39

They should be on the stage lol I'd pay to see these lot

Anonymous

such a nightmare thing to live with i would imagine but if i had a kid with tourettes, i would teach it the best swear words i know!!!

Tim.s

"Were gonna crash"

Tony1976

I'm a chicken!!!

Anonymous

Tony1976 wrote:

I'm a chicken!!!

hahahaha, well restrained for not posting the jock fellas response. i wonder if its true!!

Tony1976

Felt sorry for the scots guy when he was younger, but i nearly died when he was in the car with his mate and kept slapping the mirror, then punch his mate and then pressed the horn.

And when young lad was in school having to hold that piece of coloured paper up, shouted Chicken and readysteadycook was amazed how the other kids didnt roll about laughing!!!

soul_survivor

hey all, I just joined so you don't know me from adam but really felt the the urge to comment on this as I watched it last night and couldn't stop laughing.

At least with tourettes you can laugh and they don't mind. Sod all the other rubbish on the TV at the moment, just do a program every night with the Scottish guy and his mate chopper

Anonymous

welcome and you're right, jock and chopper should have their own show complete pair of legends.

FSR Si

Best comedy ive seen in ages

elPedro666

iPlayer here I come...

Tony1976

I think they should release it on dvd, best seller on their hands there

Mr Wu

"Arthur Daley" hahahaha!

Mr Wu

I liked when they were all sat in that room with the "specialist" lady, and one of em goes "nosey bast*rd" Classic!

Blackadder

sheepsteeth wrote:

Tony1976 wrote:

I'm a chicken!!!

hahahaha, well restrained for not posting the jock fellas response. i wonder if its true!!

how i would love to be in that class!


























































































'CHICKEN!'